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but your honor i just think that if my client got a cookie and a hug and some unconditional love and affection they really would stop committing the war crimes i promise

entrailer

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

#yeah I think its more than a little bit though #like hes my babygirl but #he was not good for the ecosystem #he was very very bad for the ecosystem

lgbtlunaverse

It's a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what's actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don't even have it's like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.

10-4ward

What would fix your blorbo?

A hug

A gun (blorbo is not the problem here)

8 hours of uninterrupted sleep every night

A found family that is not involved in armed conflicts

Sudden responsibility for a small child

A heartfelt apology from their parents

Getting arrested for their crimes

A comprehensive and fully funded healthcare plan

10,000,000 USD

Shaken roughly by the shoulders while someone yells "GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF"

Voting ended onApr 14, 2024

#on the one hand: found family #on the other he might have to go to jail #but also the sleep might make him less cranky #and I'd like to shake him

riggedbones-moving

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

blackheartbiohazards

I am not blorbo’s apologist, I’m blorbo’s defense attorney. And baby, we are going for a plea deal cause he absolutely did that shit.

#this is when we enter he’s my poor little meow meow fr phase guys #we acknowledge the war crimes #<- prev tags #see you get it #he did all that but he's still babygirl #my lil meow meow #sweet blorbo

riggedbones-moving

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

blackheartbiohazards

I am not blorbo’s apologist, I’m blorbo’s defense attorney. And baby, we are going for a plea deal cause he absolutely did that shit.

#oh yeah there is #there's no defending this man #love him dearly but boy #take the plea deal and go to therapy my guy

a-canceled-stamp

"i can fix him" "i can make him worse" yeah well i can boop him

#surely he wouldn't set me on fire

elizmanderson

imagine redway going to college for the first time and being the weird-but-harmless old guy tm on campus, and all these traditionally aged college students in, like, the art program just adopt him like

"yeah he's a little awkward and he gets really ragey sometimes but honestly if you give him a joint he calms right down and then starts crying and then we have group therapy and it's fine"

"yeah we know he used to burn down whole cities with dragons as a coping mechanism but he's got us and marijuana now, it's fine, there aren't even any dragons on campus so what's he gonna do anyway"

the-remarkable-redway-simp

I guess I have to write this now

#the remarkable retirement of edna fisher #redway #fanfic #I have other things to write but this is happening I guess

tench

I hate "I can fix him" but "I will make him realise he wants to be better and I will support him on his way to recovery" is the shit I am eating up every time and never get tired of

#this except I'm dragging him to therapy #kicking and screaming #he doesnt want to recover yet but he WILL

firefox-official

i refuse to defend my favorite characters. They did that horrible thing bc they suck really bad

#he does suck #still love him though #my horrible babygirl

valtsv

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

battlecrazed-axe-mage

Not "I can fix him (romantic)" or even "I can fix him (platonic)" but "I can fix him (with an air of soul-deep weariness, taking on a great burden)"

sulkykitty

Sending love beams to all my mutuals if u think u don't count think again u do bitch get love beamed pew pew💗💗💗

butchdykekondraki-moved

favourite selfship dynamic ever has GOT to be "this is an objectively evil character But What If I Was Their Favourite" . literally SO fucking real . and i AM their favourite . they told me so and they would never lie to me. sorry that they lied TO YOU but they wouldnt do that to me. im just built different

#prev but you didn't say I wouldn't be his favourite #which means I would be #so im right #boom lawyered

butchdykekondraki-moved

favourite selfship dynamic ever has GOT to be "this is an objectively evil character But What If I Was Their Favourite" . literally SO fucking real . and i AM their favourite . they told me so and they would never lie to me. sorry that they lied TO YOU but they wouldnt do that to me. im just built different

#sigh #I cant even deny it

rixareth

As requested, I have examined my fondness for terrible characters, and I have concluded that I like them because they're terrible and I'm not sorry.

firefox-official

i refuse to defend my favorite characters. They did that horrible thing bc they suck really bad

firefox-official

“maybe he had a rough childhood” maybe hes just a dick

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