hey I think I found a way to tell how long someone been on tumblr for and it all hinges on if they recognize this
You are like little baby, watch this
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
occasionally subtle
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Love Begins

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hey I think I found a way to tell how long someone been on tumblr for and it all hinges on if they recognize this
You are like little baby, watch this
valentino fw19
be a woman of doubtful morality and invite the best poets of town to your house and discuss love and philosophy with them while your husband is in some distant province of the empire
On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.
Cold War (2018) dir. by Pawel Pawlikowski
Social Media is basically just a bunch of friends advertising themselves to each other.
This has been my thanksgiving.
awge shit.
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch
Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.
Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…
Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?
Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…
Oh hang on what’s this?
I’m not sure I can reach it…
Oh crap!!!!
Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain
i’d waited forever for this ending
Here you have some Soft Freddie™️ gifs, enjoy
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
I said many ignorant people nowadays thought ‘Frankenstein’ was the name of the monster, and not of the scientist who created him. Mary Shelley said, ‘That’s not so ignorant after all. There are two monsters in my story, not one. And one of them, the scientist, is indeed named Frankenstein.’
(Kurt Vonnegut)
It makes you want to give Mary Shelley a high five. I’m glad she knew how brilliant she was all along.
Proof once again that women know where shit is at. People argue nature versus nurture and she was already saying it doesn’t mean shit in 1818. You are your choices; ‘cool motive still murder’ at it’s finest.
Kill Our Demons
Salma Hayek as Carolina in Desperado, 1995
Who TF decided I have to get a real job instead of being an eccentric and mysterious wizard who lives in the woods with too many houseplants and two or more cats