Here For A Good Time Not A Long Time

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[inkyrainstorms]

Yay

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

[flameraven]

Unfortunately people don't care about the ecological costs, but you'd think they'd care about "this machine gives wrong answers at least half the time."

It will feed you lies and some of them are deadly.

https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/calif-teen-chatgpt-drug-advice-fatal-overdose-21266718.php

[charl0ttan]

[weirdness-is-good]

[totallyfubar]

[miseria-fortes-viros]

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

[miseria-fortes-viros]

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

[hypersensationalism]

[zombooyah]

 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[plaguedocboi]

Seeing a black cat is actually good luck. A frog or toad is also good luck. A leech is great luck

[plaguedocboi]

If you ever purposely harm an amphibian you’re cursed for life sorry I don’t make the rules. If you accidentally harm an amphibian that’s still bad luck but I think the universe understands that accidents happen

[plaguedocboi]

If you see a snail it removes any curses you may have accumulated. This is because snails eat curses

[plaguedocboi]

You should be writing this down

[depsidase]

[storyweavingspider]

Goddammit now I wanna know the split on this

Do you identify as white or non-white, AND do you genuinely believe in any form of metaphysical/religious/ancestral spirituality/magic/etc.

White, Yes

White, “Yes/No, but-“

White, No

BIPOC/Non-White, Yes

BIPOC/Non-White, “Yes/No, but-“

BIPOC/Non-White, No

Mixed + angy u maek choose side

Voting ended onAug 15, 2025

REBLOG FOR WIDER SAMPLE POOL PLS

[girldickdotcom]

"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

[teaboot]

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

[autisticexpression]

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

[teaboot]

Round One

[timugamaileilani]

Dog toy

[teaboot]

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

[trannykong]

D-dog...toy?

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[maeamian]

If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline [phone]) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.

[maeamian]

You can reblog this without your thoughts about the US Military, btw, that's allowed.

[dont-look-for-me-im-not-here-de]

The very first thing I learned as both an officer and enlisted was that you should not obey an unlawful order. This is wonderful. Give people the tools they need to exercise their good judgement.

[morriganwarrior]

[willgrahamscock]

why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

[willgrahamscock]

you're missing out on all the crazy euphoric moments where you execute an idea flawlessly, sending it to your friends and feeling the genuine happiness at their reactions to something you made authentically. you're robbing yourself of something beautiful.

and I get it, writers block, artists block, depression can really be terrible, but once you break out of it (and you will) it will feel like climbing Mount Everest.

[willgrahamscock]

peace and love on planet earth! you are saving the environment AND you’re cool!

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

welcome... to Nothing Park

[footlongdingledong]

their polyamorous swag

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

ah fuck im imagining it

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

sorry

[vodam46]

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

[phantomrose96]

Honestly no matter how this shakes out, the win I'm taking today is there are many MAGA Elon fanboys who are no longer Elon fanboys, and many MAGA Elon fanboys who are no longer MAGA fanboys

[phantomrose96]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo Elon don't split the Republican partyyy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't recreate the Bull Moose Party of 1912 which split the Republican base and threw the election to the Democrats securing Woodrow Wilson the 28th presidency 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't exploit the egregious flaws of the American 2-party system in the direction of shooting your own foot and dissolving the Republican stronghold between Old Racist Republican and Brainrot Alt-Right Republican because your ego got pissed on nooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.