I Am the Scarlet Witchie

Agent of S.Q.E.A.L.E.D. and Tumblvenger I track the following tags: the scarlet witchie, thescarletwitchie, the phoenix witch, thephoenixwitch and tumblvengers.

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I have a confession.

I accidentally brought my pocketwatch while I was at Legoland.

Vin was there with me.

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AZURA YOU ARE SO CUTE LET ME HUG YOU

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frankenbolt replied to your post: I hate it how you guys are casually reblogging and do normal stuff while I sit here getting my nerve wrecked because Loki won’t stop bothering my inbox and tempting me to join him.

What if…we had someone build a device that blocked out all the mean lokis? Someone with magical skills…We gotta have a Doctor Strange around here somewhere…

What if I told you that those mean Lokis are being nice to me all of the sudden, trying to melt my heart by calling me darlingaskdasjdhaskjfhasjfhasjfhafj

[frankenbolt]

He’s the god of Lies for a reason Miss Fury. He’s charming, he’s deceitful, he’s basically the Asgardian version of an internet troll. He’s everything he thinks you want to him to be. There may have been a time when he could have been something more but until we can be 100% certain of his actions we can’t trust him.

Now if we can get someone to block him from your box…I’ll make some calls.

[superprincessgodzilla-deactivat]

….ouch

[frankenbolt]

It was a subtle hint there. Anyone with Magical skills would do.

So how about it. Think you could hex Miss Fury’s box so the Lokis could lay off her for a while?

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I’ll see what I can whip up. I may need ol’ Stevie’s help on this one anyways though. Loki’s a pretty powerful guy.

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The Scarlet Terp - let me find some ancient scrolls. WE NEED NOT DOCTOR STANGE. You and I shall take down Loki ourselves. The Scarlet Terp and Iron First!

Myesss my dear. It will be the most epic of sagas! With your magical ancient scrolls and my ability to bend reality to my whim, we shall be unstoppable!

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I’m thinking you guys really are gonna need my ancient Asian cure.

Somebody prepare a tea kettle. I’mma crush this little guy into bits.

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I’m ready when you are Iron First! Let’s go!

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Just got to mix in these last few ingredients-

AHA! There we go. My ancient Newt Tea is ready. Let’s make haste, Scarlet Terp! We have no time to waste. Lead the way!

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Yes! Iron First and the Scarlet Witchie embark on their noble quest to save their teammates at S.Q.E.A.L.E.D. Headquarters! What could possibly go wrong?

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Fffff I havent slept for my morning class. Was too busy reading Batman and Birds of Prey comics.

… I’m just gonna blame Loki. He prolly somehow planned this so we couldn’t help the Tumblevengers out!

I’m onto you mutha fucka. >:(

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Dammit, you too? I was up so late! I’m going to be the most useless blob in history at work today. Which is no good. Because I’m the freaking manager on duty today. Imma be a naughty mormon and drink all the coffee today. Just to make it through.

I’ll just be VERY wary of the baristas that make it… None of that “decaffinato” crap is going down today. YOU HEAR ME LOKI? I’M LOOKIN’ FOR YA. YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ME ANYMORE.

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Will Senpai notice you?

[ironychan]

frankenbolt:

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Senpai will be begging to be noticed by Frank

Senpai has too many kouhais to notice ironychan

I knew it.

Senpai is gay and will never notice upperstories

Every… freaking… time…

Senpai actually has already secretly noticed miss-azura

Senpai will *nyan rawr* sugoi-ly notice Azura

oh damn Tom senpai he’s too sugoi

Senpai will one day notice meg

Senpai will NEVER EVER EVER notice Lyssa

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Actual Asgardian sisters, Thorby and Lady Loki of the Tumblvengers universe. 

[nooby-banana]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I AM NOW DEAD AND RESPONDING TO THIS FROM THE GRAVE

I CAN’T TAKE IT I REALLY CAN’T IT’S TOO ADORABLE

KELSEY

KELSEY MY SISTER LOOK AT THIS

LOOOOOOOOOOOK

[toughtink]

AHHH THAT’S SO FRIGGEN DIPPY CUTE! MEGHAN WE HAVE FANART OF US WHAT. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I JUST DIED TOO.

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Hey, Loki.

“Am I cursed?”

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What would actually happen if the Tumblvengers knew that Miss Fury is actually friends with Loki way before she even joined the group?

[nooby-banana]

MISS FURY

YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU’VE KEPT INFORMATION FROM US?

THIS SEEMS KIND OF IMPORTANT

YOU’D THINK THIS WOULD BE SOMETHING YOU’D SHARE WITH THE REST OF THE GROUP

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Don’t shout at me

I didn’t know

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It’s okay Azura! My dad is a supervillain. I sorta know what you’re going through

[sandpuppeteer]

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Oh God. This is beautiful.

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So, I checked into Loki's inbox and posts...

“So, that’s what happened.”

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/sobs forever

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[frankenbolt]

MEANWHILE IN THE MAINFRAME ROOM.

“OH…GOD NO.”

“…We…were so close. If we had only got up here a little quicker, maybe we could have stopped this…Robo-Girl?”

“Hnnngggurgh….I can’t- I can feel her pain. It’s like I’VE been stabbed. My EXISTANCE…

[nooby-banana]

KATS ALL DAY ERRY DAY: fatassmcnotits: frankenbolt: MEANWHILE IN THE MAINFRAME ROOM. “OH…GOD…

T: “omg I get to fight the actual Avengers this is so exciting I just aaaaahhh I can’t take it this is so awesome and i’m just so excited and just-“

L: “Will you just GET OVER HERE and help me?!”

T: “Oh right sorry brother!”

T: “HAHAHA you guys are pretty awesome, but you also know what you are! MORTALS.  You think you can take us? We are GODS!  We are so far above you it’s not even fair to compare the two!  Ants! You’re all ants!  You can’t even-whoop, missed me HAHAHA!  Here take this BZZZZZZZAAPPP oh sorry Lo- “

L: “STOP TALKING AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU’RE DOING”

T: “Geez yeah ok, but one quick question.”

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“You just had to ask.” 

I’m sorry, Vinnis. For ruining everything. Serves me right for letting some psycho get to me, right? 

I know I deserved all this. I’m sorry that I’m such a bad leader. I’m sorry that you all have to be this way because of me. Oh God, the pain. I can’t- 

-feel

“…Miss Fury?”

“Forgive me for my late arrival, friends!”

“It seems that my Midgardian friend has lost in the jams of traffic.”

“You!”

“You’re stronger than this. Please, don’t give up now. Your friends needs you.”

“I have faith in you.”

“Please don’t die because of me.”

((Ahck! Late to the party AND I can’t art. Awesome))

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You obviously think you could defeat me with a mere toy, mortals?

Let me show you how true power works in this realm.

NOW KNEEL.

[artsy-cupid]

Listen, bro. I don’t kneel. I tripped up the stairs and bruised both my knees. Kneeling is no can do for…

[dilophosaurus]

now you know why i’m agent valkarie instead of hill. sorry i can’t draw this less shitty.

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“Taste my blade, goat horns!”

Hm. Yes.

[artsy-cupid]

“Well, that didn’t work very well.”

“No shit, Sherlock.”

[nooby-banana]

((Sorry I just had to reblog OOC because

[upperstories]

WOW HEY LOOK AT WHAT A CERTAIN AGENT FINALLY FINISHED

WOW I AM SLOW

WOW

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Agent Uppers, you’re so cute

[nooby-banana]

My turn! :D

I tried to get my sister to do hers, but she’s a lazy butt so I’ll make her sheet as well.

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The Scarlet Terpsitch? The Scarlet Terpsie? The Terpset Witch?

Eh… flat coloring that I was too lazy to shade at two in the morning. I’ll probably post a better one tomorrow.