Skull Crusade

The Death Crusade shall cleanse your soul, Fornication-child.

[vile-things]

[normal-horoscopes]

[creepycrag]

[bowowark]

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

[demonadelem]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

[opanchu]

[thoschei]

[auspex]

surely the conses wont quence

[sour-charity]

peer reviewed

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

anyway. in the grocery store, a berrypilled fruitcel like me [stops to think for a moment about what "fruitcel" implies] actually i've never had feelings like that about fruit before. it was an inappropriate statement

[goldswords]

I love stock photo sentences. This has been the new thing to repeat for me when things go wrong. A mentally ill man with psychological disorders is going crazy at home. The crazy man who is alone in his house is yelling.

[courtesycalling]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the boiling oil

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[dorothylarouge]

[were--ralph]

[wizardarchetypes]

i had a nightmare last night i was at a marina with my friend and there were saltwater crocodiles swimming all around and she said, "don't worry, they won't come up on the docks. they don't hurt people." and i said, "what about that one? does that one hurt people" and she said, "which one?" and my dream comedically cut to a crocodile in the water wearing a Jason mask.

[wizardarchetypes]

for people asking, it was wearing the mask like this:

[hovfire]

we need to normalize kung fu masters saying shit like "our school doesn't use such techniques" and explaining their flaws instead of just calling them evil wrong and foolish because i'm fighting this demonic path guy right now and he's not seeming foolish