“I’ve been looking for you…”

RP TESBLR | mostly shitposting | mod: @orca-water-ghoul

[the-skyrim-courier]

How do you get paid?

“Good question!”

He opens his coinpurse… and a single moth flies out.

That purse hasn’t seen a coin since the Warp in the West.

[the-skyrim-courier]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what Akatosh intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in oblivion?" As I grab my powdered wig and Skyrim rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first mer, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second mer, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two mer in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off horse stable alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the guards to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as Akatosh intended.

The Courier had never heard several of these words before.

“Uh… should I have been writing this down?”

And he is, quite frankly, terrified for his life.

[the-skyrim-courier]

( from @ clavicusmora on insta)

[the-skyrim-courier]

@wingingitlikeanightingale

“I’ve been looking for you. Got something I’m supposed to deliver— your hands only.

Let’s see here…”

[She managed to have Teldryn help her write a letter without anyone else noticing -- she thinks.]

~~~

Brother,

I have been promised a cure and once I get a sample of it, I'll be on my way to Riften. / am sorry this is coming to you so late, things have been busy for me. I truly meant to write back sooner.

Currently, I am somehow in Morrowind but / forgot the exact location.

I am overjoyed to hear you have healers who can replicate the cure! I have so much to tell you, but Time keeps becoming short for me. Even now I must return to the wedding reception - it was lovely, I will you tell all about it, in person, soon.

Miss you,

-Freya

~~~

“Looks like that’s it! Got to go.”

@constantlydistractedwriter

[the-skyrim-courier]

[An extremely tall but otherwise normal looking dunmer approaches you, carrying a massive stack of papers, his eyes are red and not just in the usual way, he was crying]

Hello, would you please give these flyers out to everyone you see.

I have no coin, but this should be of sufficient value. [He hands you the papers and a piece of machinery]

( @silposting )

The courier glanced at the Dunmer, then the machinery and decided, why not? Should be sufficient. One time, he took payment in the form of 50 cabbages, 36 leeks, 21 potatoes and a single tomato.

“Will do, sir.”

He then took off with the flyers, making his way to the nearest city.

To the readers of this post:

“I’ve been looking for you. Got something I’m supposed to deliver— your hands only.

Let’s see here…”

“Looks like that’s it! Got to go.”

@silposting

[the-skyrim-courier]

@constantlydistractedwriter

I’ve been looking for you. Got something I’m supposed to deliver— your hands only.

Let’s see here…

[From a sealed letter.]

Sorry to reach out like this. Not particularly good manners, I know. There's an urgent matter I could use your help on, Freya. I hear from some of the fences around Skyrim that your getting your hands on a cure from Morrowind. Well, I've been working with some experienced healers who could probably replicate it, therefore eliminate the hassle of having to transport the cure with the cult attacking. Please consider sending a vial as soon as you have any. Miss you dearly, when all this is over I'm going to have to write a big long letter- or better yet tell you in person, that fact even more.

Looks like that’s it! Got to go.

[the-skyrim-courier]

Hey. Do you have any mail for me by chance?

@sheogorath-official

… uh…

… looks like that’s it. I’m charging double next time.

[the-skyrim-courier]

*Brynjolf walks up to the courier with some coin and a sealed letter*

Evening lad. Do'ya mind finding a Freya for me and giving this to her? Just some family business.

@wingingitlikeanightingale

“Hmm… alright! I’ll run it over right away.”

The courier takes the coin and letter, then leaves. He doesn’t ask where she is— he never has to, and no one ever asks how he does it.

[the-skyrim-courier]

(Alduin lands on a nearby building)

Mortal. Do I have mail.

- @worldeaterofficial

The courier… flees in terror.

[the-skyrim-courier]

UwU OwO

Uh, is… is this a delivery?

[the-skyrim-courier]

I’ve been looking for you. Got something I’m supposed to deliver— your hands only.

Let’s see here…

Looks like that’s it! Got to go.

[the-skyrim-courier]

Hi- any mail for Anukriti?

Nope, sorry… nothing.

[the-skyrim-courier]

I’ve been looking for you. Got something I’m supposed to deliver— your hands only.

Let’s see here…

Looks like that’s it! Got to go.

[the-skyrim-courier]

[Scoots up to see if there's any mail for them.]

A rando of @miscellaneous-people-of-tes

Nope, sorry… nothing.

[the-skyrim-courier]

I’ve been looking for you. Got something I’m supposed to deliver— your hands only.

Let’s see here…

Looks like that’s it! Gotta go.

[the-skyrim-courier]

I’ve been looking for y

(The courier has glitched through Windhelm’s outer wall and is nowhere to be found. You may want to reload your last save.)

[the-skyrim-courier]

@the-strongertwin @angrylizardwoman @the-smartertwin

I’ve been looking for you. Got something I’m supposed to deliver— your hands only.

Let’s see here…

This one I charged a little extra for. I’ve never handled something like this before.

… yeah. Upcharge for that. I’m going to go bathe now.

Looks like that’s it! Gotta go.