Well, well. I am the smith Malius.

I can fix anything.

[officialralsei]

Oh, but you are capable of breaking. Don’t you know that you were broken even before we met you?

I think we must have very different definitions of "broken." I'm okay, aren't I? I was made for this. I'm content knowing that someday I'll be fulfilled. I have friends I'm just waiting to meet. And I know that a lot of you really like me too! That's really important.

...If, um. If you think I'm broken like this... then I don't mind. I can be scared, or lonely, or sad... but there's folks who are worse off than me, haha. This sort of brokenness is much better than the alternative.

[the-smith-malius]

Huh-hah! Did someone say BROKEN?

[officialralsei]

THE REAL SMITH MALIUS?????????????

[the-smith-malius]

Could you fix the relationship between me and my wife?

Hello again, ELNINA. I am very sorry, but as I have told you eleven times before: the only thing I cannot fix... is a BROKEN HEART.

[the-smith-malius]

Recently, I have heard whispers of a "HAMMER OF JUSTICE" BOSS THEME. This must be my boss theme, for when I become a SECRET BOSS in a FUTURE CHAPTER. I can hardly contain my excitement! I can't wait!

[the-smith-malius]

i dont feel so good

[the-smith-malius]

Well, well. I feel as if I have awoken from A THOUSAND NEVER-ENDING NIGHTMARES. Nothing can ever heal these psychological scars. Huh-hah!

[starwalker-------official]

Oh, I guess I should make a proper introduction, shouldn't I?

Hi everyone! My name is Ralsei! Queen put me in charge of this blog because she says she's busy with something else and needs someone to watch over it while she's gone. I'm the prince of Castle Town! I like baking, helping people out, arts and crafts, and my friends! I can't wait to get to know all of you better!

Feel free to ask me anything you want to know, and I'll do my best answer!

[the-smith-malius]

Psst... Peach Boye! Aren'st thou tired of havingest to runneth this Blogge? Wouldst thou not rather hand it overeth to someone more... capable?

[starwalker-------official]

Oh, Mr. Rouxls! I didn't know you had a blog!

I appreciate your concern (even though I suspect you may have an ulterior motive in trying to gain control of this blog) but I'm fine! I'm having fun! ^_^

[the-smith-malius]

Are... Are you sureth? You don'tst perhapst wantst someonest to... decorateth thy Blog to be more to your Likinge?

[starwalker-------official]

Oh, I guess I should make a proper introduction, shouldn't I?

Hi everyone! My name is Ralsei! Queen put me in charge of this blog because she says she's busy with something else and needs someone to watch over it while she's gone. I'm the prince of Castle Town! I like baking, helping people out, arts and crafts, and my friends! I can't wait to get to know all of you better!

Feel free to ask me anything you want to know, and I'll do my best answer!

[the-smith-malius]

Psst... Peach Boye! Aren'st thou tired of havingest to runneth this Blogge? Wouldst thou not rather hand it overeth to someone more... capable?

[in-stars-and-time]

Spamton took over the other blog while you were gone, Swatch is watching over it now

Who's Spamton?

Oh Well Not My Problem Anymore

But Swatch

I Can't Have Him Run The Blog

Without Him Who Will Draw Me In Funny Poses

I'll Have To Come Up With Someone Else To Run It While I Continue To Take Over Tumblr

[the-smith-malius]

Perhapsth I could be of assistanceth, my Queen!

[in-stars-and-time]

Who Are You Again

[in-stars-and-time-official]

Yeah Who?

[the-smith-malius]

Why are there two of them.

[in-stars-and-time-official]

Why Shouldnt There Be 2 Of Me? I Am Worth Having 2 Of.

[the-smith-malius]

Ah- Ahhhh, verily, mine Queen(s)! All the moreth of thou to Love and Serve! I, personally, would notst have it any other way! Ha ha!

(Alsoest, is it just me, or art thou... slightly more Attractive, than thy Duplicate?)

[in-stars-and-time-official]

Exactly. Now Be A Dear And Fetch Me A Glass Of Battery Acid. (Does Anyone Know Who This Is Like FR?)

[the-smith-malius]

Asth thou wish, your Highness!

[in-stars-and-time]

Spamton took over the other blog while you were gone, Swatch is watching over it now

Who's Spamton?

Oh Well Not My Problem Anymore

But Swatch

I Can't Have Him Run The Blog

Without Him Who Will Draw Me In Funny Poses

I'll Have To Come Up With Someone Else To Run It While I Continue To Take Over Tumblr

[the-smith-malius]

Perhapsth I could be of assistanceth, my Queen!

[in-stars-and-time]

Who Are You Again

[in-stars-and-time-official]

Yeah Who?

[the-smith-malius]

Why are there two of them.

[in-stars-and-time-official]

Why Shouldnt There Be 2 Of Me? I Am Worth Having 2 Of.

[the-smith-malius]

Ah- Ahhhh, verily, mine Queen(s)! All the moreth of thou to Love and Serve! I, personally, would notst have it any other way! Ha ha!

(Alsoest, is it just me, or art thou... slightly more Attractive, than thy Duplicate?)

[in-stars-and-time]

Spamton took over the other blog while you were gone, Swatch is watching over it now

Who's Spamton?

Oh Well Not My Problem Anymore

But Swatch

I Can't Have Him Run The Blog

Without Him Who Will Draw Me In Funny Poses

I'll Have To Come Up With Someone Else To Run It While I Continue To Take Over Tumblr

[the-smith-malius]

Perhapsth I could be of assistanceth, my Queen!

[in-stars-and-time]

Who Are You Again

[in-stars-and-time-official]

Yeah Who?

[the-smith-malius]

Why are there two of them.

[in-stars-and-time]

Spamton took over the other blog while you were gone, Swatch is watching over it now

Who's Spamton?

Oh Well Not My Problem Anymore

But Swatch

I Can't Have Him Run The Blog

Without Him Who Will Draw Me In Funny Poses

I'll Have To Come Up With Someone Else To Run It While I Continue To Take Over Tumblr

[the-smith-malius]

Perhapsth I could be of assistanceth, my Queen!

[the-smith-malius]

Huheth-Haheth!

[the-smith-malius]

‎

Doth I knowest of The Majestic And Magnificent Beetle? But of course! I hath many of them in little Cages and Jars and Tanks.

[the-smith-malius]

Eh? Err, where didst yon Aske go?

[the-smith-malius]

‎

Doth I knowest of The Majestic And Magnificent Beetle? But of course! I hath many of them in little Cages and Jars and Tanks.

[the-smith-malius]

Okay I Have A New Idea For A Compromise

I Take Back Control Of The Main Blog

Meanwhile Loser Boy Takes Over This Blog Because it Sucks And Has Now Followers

What Do You Think

[the-smith-malius]

The Queene madeth a Typoe in her post, so who art REALLY the winner here?

[the-smith-malius]

How's it hanging, buddy?

I am doingst JUST FINE! I careth NOT that I hath been Incarcerated in a manner both Juvenile and Homosexual, thank you for askinge!

[the-smith-malius]

Err, didst thou all, see-eth me in the Chapter 3 & 4 Trailere? I wast lookinge kind of Hotte in that scene, no?