The society 2.0

Aka my obsession of the moment w/: incorrect quotes and Grizz. 🇬🇧/🇫🇷

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You're my family and I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible.

Helena Wu, to all the teenagers of New Ham.

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Sam, finding a crumpled paper : Hey, what's this ?

Grizz : That's my to do list.

Sam : Wow you're being productive ! Wait-

Sam : ...

Sam : This only has my name on it.

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Kelly : Good morning.

Helena : Good morning.

Gordie : Good morning.

Will : You all sound like robots, why you don't spice it up a little ?

Allie : Well-

Campbell, interrupting Allie: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS.

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Grizz : I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and they I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right ?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Becca :

Becca : You're a legend.

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Campbell : Want to hear a pun ?

Elle : I really don't.

Campbell : You know, the wedding was very emotional... Even the cake was in tiers.

Elle : I would like to not getting called up for awhile.

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Kelly : Have you seen Sam ? I can't find him.

Becca : I suggest checking under Gareth Visser.

Kelly : BECCA.

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Harry: This isn’t the end of the world

Harry after finding out he has to work

Harry: My world is over, man

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Grizz : I love you.

Sam : I love you more.

Jason *putting down his sandwich* : Some of us are trying to eat here.

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Cassandra : How's the most beautiful person in the universe doing ?

Gordie : I don't know, how-

Harry *from across the room* : I'm doing great, thanks !

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Luke : I wasn't that drunk last night.

Helena : You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was "important".

Luke, sniffling : BUT YOU ARE !

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Gordie: We are screwed!

Bean: Hey, no I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you upbeat!

Gordie, in happy tone: We are screwed!

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‘Of course I have a lot of pent up rage. I’ve been the same height since I was twelve’

-Becca

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Grizz : Babe, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

Sam : You are my award, babe.

Harry : Babe, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

Allie : Hell yeah I do, you're a real bitch sometimes.

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jack mulhern on tommy dorfman’s instagram story

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I wanted to post this but I see that he.she already did it so ☺

Here it is bby Jack, from Tommy Dorfman's IG story !

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Becca: Wow Sam, you look incredibly handsome today.

Grizz, aggressively louder: Wow Sam, you look incredibly handsome EVERYDAY.

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Harry: Okay Allie... If I was the last person on Earth, would you date me then ?

Allie: If you were the last person, I wouldn't exist.

Harry:

Harry: Fuck.

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Jason: What do you think is the most attractive in girls ?

Grizz: Usually, their boyfriend.

Jason:

Grizz:

Jason: Great.