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@the-spiral-official
Hellooooooo there
I am the spiral, theeeee door that is nevee thereeee, the whattttts and not whoooo, the thing that is not right
my fellow fears are @the-flesh-offical, @the-vast-offical, @the-stranger-offical, @the-end-seeps-closer, @the-mother-of-puppets-offical, @the-lonely-offical, @the-eye-offical, @the-eye-official, @the-dark-offical, @the-corruption-offical
and my avatar is @michael-the-distortion-official
Have you ever heard of Bill Wurtz :]
I have hearddddddddd of himmmmmm
( @manequinsshenanigans )
hello Archivist :D
Do you need more friends?
I could use less people who think they are my "friends." Namely, the fears.
Awwwww Jon, are weeeeee not friendsss
Me and @the-distortion-offical are like the same entity that is two entities and each one of the same entity that is two entitys got access to tumblr, if you get what I meannnnnnnn
we are two of the same difference.
Exactlyyyyyyy
Me and @the-distortion-offical are like the same entity that is two entities and each one of the same entity that is two entitys got access to tumblr, if you get what I meannnnnnnn
you’ve heard of milk from the carton, now get ready for :
Apple juice straight from the milk carton!
I aproveeeeeee
they were all wrong you’re my favourite inhuman fear eating evil monster don’t let them tell you otherwise king (in a what way)
THANK YOU. YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE ANON.
you are oneeeee of my inhuman fear eating evil monstersssss as wellllll
(emphasis on oneeeeeeeeee of)
not your favourite? ::::::::::::::(
Youuuuuu and Helen are tieddddddd
okay but we all know i’m better
Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I gave you
Blood
Blood
Galons of the stuff
I gave you all that you could drink and it will never be enough
I gave you
Blood
Blood
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD
bitch who are you, trevor’s brother?
Yoooooooooooooo blooddddd
have you suddenly turned into the flesh? please tell me you haven’t i don’t want to work under it
Nahhhh, we just DYE THE BLOODDDDD
they were all wrong you’re my favourite inhuman fear eating evil monster don’t let them tell you otherwise king (in a what way)
THANK YOU. YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE ANON.
you are oneeeee of my inhuman fear eating evil monstersssss as wellllll
(emphasis on oneeeeeeeeee of)
not your favourite? ::::::::::::::(
Youuuuuu and Helen are tieddddddd
I gave you
Blood
Blood
Galons of the stuff
I gave you all that you could drink and it will never be enough
I gave you
Blood
Blood
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD
bitch who are you, trevor’s brother?
Yoooooooooooooo blooddddd
they were all wrong you’re my favourite inhuman fear eating evil monster don’t let them tell you otherwise king (in a what way)
THANK YOU. YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE ANON.
you are oneeeee of my inhuman fear eating evil monstersssss as wellllll
(emphasis on oneeeeeeeeee of)
"Um. For very normal legal purposes, obviously. Definitely not anything illegal. Like drugs. Definitely not drugs. Now, the million dollars, please?"
- Web Avatar E.F.
I’m not giving you money for drugs
@captivating-inhuman-resources???? what is this?
can i have some drugs too
Everyoneeeeee has drugsssss here
"Um. For very normal legal purposes, obviously. Definitely not anything illegal. Like drugs. Definitely not drugs. Now, the million dollars, please?"
- Web Avatar E.F.
I’m not giving you money for drugs
@captivating-inhuman-resources???? what is this?
can i have some drugs too
Oh, other Michaels just loved that post, did they? I have fantastic taste across all dimensions it seems! (or "timelines" if youre a sci-fi dorkkk) (hangs my headdd) (kicks a rock) (me too)
Of course it was a post about my post-becoming identity crisis because we're all so normal
quite normal, all of us are. nothing unusual whatsoever. of course not.
oh don't even joke Thing i know what you are!!!!!!!!! They're calling us Fuckhands McMike out there that's how you KNOW it's bad
know? i’m not an avatar of the eye. i’d hope you aren’t either, although with how much time you’ve spent in the archives…
but if i’m to be honest (ugh) i find the name fuckhands mcmike quite amusing. not that i’d be honest, of course. but i find the name quite accurate, if a bit… odd.
( @the-spiral-official don’t replace me please ITS JUST A PHRASE—)
We areeeeeee ALL fuckhandsssssss mcmike
Since the people have spoken: my homecooked michael!distortion cosplay, made from a various hodpodge of colorful crazy clothes I gathered across the years
He was extremely fun to put together
Yoooooooo @michael-the-distortion-official they cosplayedddddd youuuuuu
are your doors perhaps flammable? :)
Nooooooooooooo, they are not, and even ifffffff they were, a newwwe one would jjjjjjjust appear
*A yellow door creaks open.*
heyyyy :)
@the-spiral-offical. What are you doing here?
Heyyyyyyy, thats not meeeeee (thissss time) it’s my avatar @michael-the-distortion-official
