HAEKAL K'S AWESOME ASK BLOG!!!

THE CHAOS PROPHET OF SENSE AND THE TOP STAR OF TELEVISION!!! ASK ME A QUESTION!!! PLEASE!!! I BEG OF YOU!!! i have severe detachment issues and i get nervous when no one pays attention to me.

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

TIS I! THE SPLENDIFEROUS HAEKAL K! WELCOME TO MY ASK BLOG! BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, LET'S GET A FEW THINGS OUT OF THE WAY:

I, HAEKAL K, AM THE THIRD CHILD OF THE BEINGS OF ORDER AND CHAOS, AND AS SUCH HAVE REALLY COOL POWERS THAT ONLY A SIX YEAR OLD WOULD GIVE THEIR CHARACTER (ahem). SO THAT BEING SAID, I PREACH THE LORE OF CHAOS, WORK AS A TELEVISION HOST, AM A RABID YURI ENTHUSIAST, AND A FURSKIN HUNTER!!! ASK ME STUFF!!!

BUT BEFORE THAT: RULES.

THE MOD IS A MINOR, SO DON'T PULL ANYTHING THAT YOU THINK'LL BE FUNNY.

PORN ASKS WILL BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM. JUST BECAUSE IM THE PROPHET OF SENSE DOESN’T MEAN I LIKE SEX. I MEAN, I LIKE SEX BUT THAT’S UNRELATED

UNLESS IT'S REALLY FUNNY, YOUR ASK SHOULDN'T BE OFFENSIVE. I MEAN, REALLY FUNNY

NO SPAM ASKS. CHAOS FORBID, I AM NOT DEALING WITH MY INBOX BEING FULLER THAN A FAT BOY IN A GOLDEN CORAL

NO BOTS. GAZA IS A HORRIBLE TRAGEDY AND YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON FOR EXPLOITING IT FOR SCAM MONEY

NO NONSENSE ASKS!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND?!?!

WELP! THAT'S ALL! OH, AND REMEMBER TO CHECK THE @botcorp BLOG! AND @ask-alif-ivo-zachrias-sr TOO I GUESS

NYAH HAH HAH!!!

EDIT: THANKS TO THE HATER KNOWN AS @growingnj , THIS POST NOW HAS OVER 500 NOTES AS OF NOW. THANKS, I GUESS

FOOTNOTE: PISS OFF ABSOLUTION!!! GO AWAY!!!

OOC (OOIT OF CHARACTER) UNDERCUT

This iteration of Haekal is set after the main events (The Present) of @botcorp 's story. Haekal in this blog lives with his siblings and parents (sort of). This is an RP (role-playing) blog, so try and keep the interaction in a way so I don't have to go OOC.

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

Imagining your profile pic as a grinning with teeth big black whale

HATERS GONNA HATE THE AWESOME-SAUCE SWAG THEY'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE

[prettykittylution]

YO YOUR INBOX SAID TO DATE AND HERE I AM!!!

@the-splendorous-haekal-k

mm

uh

well

uh

hm

uh

well

yeah so you see

uh

hm

so

um

hm

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

WHAT? WHAT’S THE PROBLEM???

[adorable-fluffy-boi]

No one is insane enough to date you

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

I HAD @party-favors-anon FOR A BIT

[prettykittylution]

YO YOUR INBOX SAID TO DATE AND HERE I AM!!!

@the-splendorous-haekal-k

mm

uh

well

uh

hm

uh

well

yeah so you see

uh

hm

so

um

hm

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

WHAT? WHAT’S THE PROBLEM???

[ask-alif-ivo-zachrias-sr]

BOTCORP once had an extremely annoying business jingle and every time I heard it, I viscerally threw up regardless where I was at the time. I'm very grateful for the rebranding of the old-old one.

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

TRUE THAT SHIT WAS GOD-AWFUL

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

IDK WHAT TO POST I DON'T HAVE ANY ASKS IN THE MAIL

[prettykakumei]

this is haekal k

he’s a stickman

you can draw him

if you don’t know who he is, let me get you up to speed: he got bored so he’s traveling the internet. You wouldn’t mind if he hitchhiked through your blog, would you?

He also has a blog, at @the-splendorous-haekal-k ! Visit it if you want

have fun, and remember: if you need reference images, just ask!

(P.S.: he may or may not have used the Geneva Conventions as a checklist. I’ll let your imagination tell you what that means)

(P.P.S.: Quoted by Haekal: "I CAN'T SEE THE FUCKING HORIZON- HATSUNE MIKU?!?! IS THAT YOU?!?!")

Well, I'm no artist but I'll give it a go...

Here!

...What's a Hatsune Miku..?

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HATSUNE MIKU??? SHE LITERALLY SINGS IN YOUR THEME SONG!!!

[ask-alif-ivo-zachrias-sr]

Haekal once told me that the word “gullible” was written on the ceiling and wouldn’t you know it, the bastard was right!

Wouldn’t you also know it, my wallet was stolen!

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

IM NOT GIVING IT BACK SHITASS!

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

THEY'RE DOING THIS TO ME TOMORROW

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

MESMERIZER MIKU HAS TRAUMATIZED ME ON INSTAGRAM REELS

[utdr--s-o-u-l]

Skill issue

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

YOU DON'T GET IT, THAT SHIT WAS AWFUL

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

MESMERIZER MIKU HAS TRAUMATIZED ME ON INSTAGRAM REELS

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

HAD THIS QUOTE FROM SUN TZU FOR A WHILE NOW DON'T QUOTE ME ON IT

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

MAN WHAT A VIEW OF THIS SWEET RIVER!

[bluejayanimations123]

this is haekal k

he’s a stickman

you can draw him

if you don’t know who he is, let me get you up to speed: he got bored so he’s traveling the internet. You wouldn’t mind if he hitchhiked through your blog, would you?

He also has a blog, at @the-splendorous-haekal-k ! Visit it if you want

have fun, and remember: if you need reference images, just ask!

(P.S.: he may or may not have used the Geneva Conventions as a checklist. I’ll let your imagination tell you what that means)

I have no idea what half of that means but okay! ^^

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

WHAT'S UP GANG

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

I FEEL SO SIGMA!

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

It's pride month,you know that that means~

-party favors anon

WHAT

DO YOU WANT ME TO LIKE

KILL GAYER FURSKINS

WHAT

[the-splendorous-haekal-k]

I COULD SOLO HAZBIN HOTEL NGL

ACTUALLY I NEG-DIFF THE HELLAVERSE. VIVZIEPOP CAN SUCK ME DRY