the STRONGEST ouroboros

I am fruit! I like to draw and cook and eat!! (ooc: rp blog because i wanted to seperate my ranchsoda account from fruit rp)

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

give me a recipe!

Hmm I don't really use measurements since I eyeball stuff but I will give you a challenge to try to make in your own style! Whole fried american alligator with sweet and sour tangerine sauce!

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

I want to know what you look like with your mane braided

I do not want to braid my mane i do not look good in braids just like no horse looks good in braids

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

Do you have pets? :3

I have twelve schrodinger's cats! Not all their names translate well but for the ones that do there is Chonk, Pretty boy, Tiptoe, The beast of doom and evil, Candle smell, and Clock!

[phosphorwings]

Visiting @cipher-pines was very fun! Thank you for taking me, @the-strongest-ouroboros !

Ah, I forgot to mention, Pyronica said she would be willing to choose an outfit for you, as well.

[cipher-pines]

Sigh. I suppose if it’s between her choice or Bill’s, I could give hers a try.

It was nice having visitors. Next time, please wait until the food is actually done.

[ciphersconsort]

Kitten is food aggressive. It's best you keep it out of sight, out of mind until it's time to eat. I usually hand-feed him so he's forced to pace himself and actually able to enjoy the food.

[phosphorwings]

@the-strongest-ouroboros does not have such restrictions...

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

I am too powerful to be slowed

[phosphorwings]

Visiting @cipher-pines was very fun! Thank you for taking me, @the-strongest-ouroboros !

Ah, I forgot to mention, Pyronica said she would be willing to choose an outfit for you, as well.

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

I had lots and lots of fun! We shall do this again someday! I can teach you how to make impossible shapes for consumption!

[the-pet-ethics-guy]

Fruit, those kill people

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

they do not kill people! I eat them all the time and i am not a god :) You flipping inside out was fixed too so it is no big deal!

[phosphorwings]

Visiting @cipher-pines was very fun! Thank you for taking me, @the-strongest-ouroboros !

Ah, I forgot to mention, Pyronica said she would be willing to choose an outfit for you, as well.

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

I had lots and lots of fun! We shall do this again someday! I can teach you how to make impossible shapes for consumption!

[cipher-pines]

I heard you burn practically everything you cook. Incompetent bitch

I'm likely far more competent than you could ever hope to be. Do you know how many PhDs I have? Cooking is hardly a challenge.

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

I will help you cook friend! I am the best cook!!

[cipher-pines]

I do appreciate the offer, although I'm not exactly able to invite guests over at my pleasure.

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

I WILL BREAK IN DO NOT FEAR!! :D

[phosphorwings]

I would like to come, too!

[the-pet-ethics-guy]

To be honest, if anyone can, she can. That said: @the-strongest-ouroboros, don't get murdered by another dorito.

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

i will be very careful fuzzy dont worry! @phosphorwings you can come with me I will pick you up :)

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

Lol I'll bet none of the other ouroboroses like you because you're such a destructive little freak. Mortals are super delicate you know. How long will they last?

they will never die i wont let it happen

[cipher-pines]

I heard you burn practically everything you cook. Incompetent bitch

I'm likely far more competent than you could ever hope to be. Do you know how many PhDs I have? Cooking is hardly a challenge.

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

I will help you cook friend! I am the best cook!!

[cipher-pines]

I do appreciate the offer, although I'm not exactly able to invite guests over at my pleasure.

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

I WILL BREAK IN DO NOT FEAR!! :D

[cipher-pines]

I heard you burn practically everything you cook. Incompetent bitch

I'm likely far more competent than you could ever hope to be. Do you know how many PhDs I have? Cooking is hardly a challenge.

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

I will help you cook friend! I am the best cook!!

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

Haha, you're just going to eat those guys when you're done playing with them. Everybody knows. You can't help yourself

Im not like that..

[cipher-pines]

Profile Pictures

My muse said that since I use the account more than he does, I can choose a new profile picture, on the condition that it be something my followers suggested on Tumblr... Sigh.

I reserve the right not to use any of the suggestions, but I will compile all ideas on this blog so as not to lose any.

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

You should make your pfp a picture of me because I am very bonita

[thebestestblogever]

Hi fruit!!

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

Hello stranger!!

[thebestestblogever]

Haha silly u were at my birthday! u ate all the food papa maid and dad tried to kill u. its me page!!

I just nothis that the first blog as the same name as me dats funny

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

My memory is bad so I believe you :)

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

I'm gonna beat up D and tell him you don't like him anymore lol

I stole the book I was looking for, enjoy the bed bugs bozo >:(((((

he knows i will always like him forever anyways

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

If you keep hanging out with humans, one of them is going to kidnap you and carve you up for infinite meat

as if! im way too good at evading and escaping for that

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

Haha, obviously an ouroboros is stronger than that guy! You're lame, not them. >:3

im not lame >:( i will not kill you but im putting bed bugs in your bed and wormhole worms

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

Haha, naw, you're best friends with one of the most infamous warlords in the multiverse. I'll bet none of the other dragons want to hang out with you

One of the elder ouroboros alone is stronger then him. To think my kind is so weak will be your downfall anon >:(

[the-strongest-ouroboros]

Why are you hanging out with lame humans instead of ouroboroi? Is it because you're lame?

my humans friends are not lame and only a lame person would call them lame!