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Grass is not running away. It's just there. You either eat it or not.

my bio teacher

#bc this is how they taught us #just #its ridiculous #but if you eat grass #it will always be there #teacher quote #out of context quotes

A***, you should work for Microsoft, because you gave me a technically correct answer, but that wasn’t what I was looking for.

No tide pod based metaphors are allowed in class either

my physics teacher (during the tide pod suicide meme craze)

#teacher quote #out of context quote #tw suicide mention #just to be safe #g #but my physics teacher was the best #i wish he was still my teacher

If you shake a cow, would the milk that comes out be cheese?

my friend

#student quote #out of context quote #ridiculous question

D****! Are you trying to break both legs?! Face forward when you walk child!

my history teacher (to a kid with a broken leg on crutches)

#name blocked out for anonymity #teacher quote #out of context quotes

you sound like you’re sexually attracted to plants

a classmate to another girl

#she was reading her college admissions essay #apparently she wrote about plants #and she wrote as those she really really like them #she apparently doesnt actually like them that much #student quote #out of context quotes

classmate: What’s that smell? … Something’s burning.

teacher: Probably brain cells.

#teacher quote #student quote #out of context quotes #burning brain cells i guess

Really cause meat-eating plants are at the top of my wishlist for colleges, isn’t it on yours?

classmate

#this is referring to a girls college admissions essay that will be posted before or after this post #sarcasm obviously #this girl says a lot of funny things #f #student quote #out of context quotes

student: “You can’t be hanged [for adultery]”

teacher: “not by the courts ... sorry that was dark and morbid. That’s Fifty Shades of Don’t Go There”

#discussing the crucible in ap lang class #analysis #lit analysis #student quote #teacher quote #out of context quotes

Every time something freezes it doesn’t have to do with Santa!

my lit teacher getting frustrated with us

#lit teacher #literature class of course #we do the weirdest things #poem analysis #teacher quote #out of context quotes

Was [classmates name] ever born? I feel like he just showed up when [school name] was created.

a classmate

#f #student quote #out of context quote

student: “Wait are you saying it’s a team of male cheerleaders?”

teacher: “Uhhh...more like a group of motivational men.”

me: “That’s worse.”

#we were talking about the all male college he attended #and it went weird places #idk #teacher quote #my quote #student quote #out of context quotes

It’s not murder if you only stab him once.

classmate referring to a Caesar-like situation in which she would kill her friend

#again this went weird places #most of my classmates conversations do #f #student quotes #out of context quotes

I take it back, it’s fine for people to wear a belt if they aren’t pulling up their pants.

a classmate

#a #student quote #out of context quote #this was in literature class #of course it was

Is there a housing crisis in Heaven?!?!?

a friend

#a #student quote #my friend #i dont know how this came up #knowing us #literature class #its always lit #out of context quote

I'll take a page out of [his] book and [I'll] shove it up his ass

a classmate

#okay but why #just why #student quote #out of context quotes

AP Lit is the surly old man of APs

a classmate

#from literature class of course #APs #of course #i dont know why this is #but it feels fitting

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