The Drifting Turbo

[the-turbo-king]

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[the-turbo-king]

Oh my god, hiiiiiiii <3 /p

Well now! Hello there, curious one!

What brings you over here!?

[formal-frog-shoes]

I’m a really big fan, sir!

You’re my favourite racer, I do have to admit hehe :3

[the-turbo-king]

Ohoho? Is that so? I suppose that should be assumed! After all it only makes sense that I'm the f̵a̵v̴o̴u̴r̶i̴t̸e̷. Good on you, whoever you are.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Thbank youuu siire <3

It’s nice to meet you X3c hehehe

[the-turbo-king]

Pleasure to meet you too!

ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ

(:

ᵃʰ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ

[formal-frog-shoes]

Wow, you’re the king right? Wowie that’s so cool!

Do you like being the king?

[the-turbo-king]

Why it's perfect! Nobody else would be as perfect for this position and no position would be as perfect for me! (: Do you have other questions for me in that curious little mind of yours?

[formal-frog-shoes]

:D!!!!!!

Oh, what’s it like racing! I know you get first all the time, so I’m curious if it’s just like a nice drive for you up at the front?

Do you have a favourite route, or any particular skills you like to practice?

[the-turbo-king]

Of course it's a nice drive. It's so nice to take the drive in stride, going forward and forward on my way to the finish line as the o̵t̵h̸e̷r̷ ̵r̷a̷c̶e̵r̷s̴ ̴a̷r̷e̶ ̴s̴t̵a̷y̷i̵n̴g̴ ̸b̶e̴h̵i̶n̴d̴ ̸o̷n̷l̵y̴ ̵c̶o̴l̸l̴e̶c̴̟͗͝͠t̵̪̙̾͛ï̴̡͓̩̎̈́n̴͔̜̫̈̎̽g̸̯̟̉̕ ̴̰̋̆ḓ̶̢͑͝u̴͖͕̥̿̐s̷͙͍̀͜t̵͕͙͛ ̵͔̅a̴̖͎̾ñ̷̨͎̙͛̒d̶̠̦̊ ̵͇̙̿u̷̿̎͜n̷͔̲̓͒͘ā̸̫̘͆ḃ̶̢̨̞͘l̶̜̘͌̋̚é̶̥͈̟͑̉ ̴̧̭̔̉ţ̶͙͖̄̋̚ơ̵̘̗̼ ̶̨̘̈́́̋c̷͔̗̀a̶̮̯͋t̵̬̗͎̉c̶̥̟̓̂̔h̶̨̛̭̉ͅ ̷̟̥̝̽͘͝u̶̮͍̪̎͒p̵̼̈́ ̷̦͉̀ṱ̵̲̀̽o̴̬̘͆ ̴̯͌m̷̝̞̹̎͝e̸̢̻͂͘͝ ̸̛̱̤͈a̸̙̳̽n̵͙̩̔̉d̵̙͙̑̓̑ ̵̛̟̪́ͅľ̵̫̋͘o̸̺̳̭͠s̸͔̗̘͗e̶̢͈̱͂ ä̷̧̛̮̟̻̙͖̪́̑̋̍̏̃͋̌ń̸̪̪͇͕̞̩͖̮͋̀͛͜d̶̗̀̏̽̀͋̎͊̉̏̕͜-ahkm.

I suppose I love all routes the same, ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ⁱ ᵈᵒ ᵐⁱˢˢ ᵐʸ ᵒˡᵈ ᵗʳᵃᶜᵏ, but I do like a little bit of Cakeway (: And I don't see why I'd need practice when I'm the.best.racer. I preferred modifying my used to be Royal Racer.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Wow, that sounds really cool :3

You modify your racer? You must be a really good mechanic too! Is it true all the carts are made out of sweets?? Are they still strong?

[the-turbo-king]

Akm, why thank you. And yes, our carts are indeed made out of sweets! Part of our game after all!

Although, do not take that as an invitation to bite our karts. Our karts are for our racing, not for our eating.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Oh no I wouldn’t eat your Karts! They’re too important, so no eating them! As much as I love sweets I would never eat something that belonged to someone else!

Do you like your game! It seems really fun and wonderful!!! Though you must like it cause you’re the king!

[the-turbo-king]

Good! At least some people are aware on how important these karts are to racers and are not for eating!

And yes. I suppose I do like my game (: It is...a nice game (:

[formal-frog-shoes]

Say, are the Karts heavy? I mean they’re made of cakes and candies and stuff, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re not heavy..

Is it hard to work on them? Hehehe :3

[the-turbo-king]

Why of course they're heavy! They won't be very good karts if they're light!

I suppose it is also hard to work on them, having to p̸e̸r̵f̵e̶c̶t̶ them and finding the p̸e̸r̵f̵e̶c̶t̶ adjustments as well, haha!

[formal-frog-shoes]

augh, being in an accident must be so sticky...

Its really impressive and inspiring to see you strive for perfection like that!! It must take a loooong time, to get a perfect score playing that minigame so many times....

OKAY, this is a weeird question, soooo feel free to not answer. Are you... made of candy or, meat?

[the-turbo-king]

I

I'm.

Why do you need that

[the-turbo-king]

Oh my god, hiiiiiiii <3 /p

Well now! Hello there, curious one!

What brings you over here!?

[formal-frog-shoes]

I’m a really big fan, sir!

You’re my favourite racer, I do have to admit hehe :3

[the-turbo-king]

Ohoho? Is that so? I suppose that should be assumed! After all it only makes sense that I'm the f̵a̵v̴o̴u̴r̶i̴t̸e̷. Good on you, whoever you are.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Thbank youuu siire <3

It’s nice to meet you X3c hehehe

[the-turbo-king]

Pleasure to meet you too!

ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ

(:

ᵃʰ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ

[formal-frog-shoes]

Wow, you’re the king right? Wowie that’s so cool!

Do you like being the king?

[the-turbo-king]

Why it's perfect! Nobody else would be as perfect for this position and no position would be as perfect for me! (: Do you have other questions for me in that curious little mind of yours?

[formal-frog-shoes]

:D!!!!!!

Oh, what’s it like racing! I know you get first all the time, so I’m curious if it’s just like a nice drive for you up at the front?

Do you have a favourite route, or any particular skills you like to practice?

[the-turbo-king]

Of course it's a nice drive. It's so nice to take the drive in stride, going forward and forward on my way to the finish line as the o̵t̵h̸e̷r̷ ̵r̷a̷c̶e̵r̷s̴ ̴a̷r̷e̶ ̴s̴t̵a̷y̷i̵n̴g̴ ̸b̶e̴h̵i̶n̴d̴ ̸o̷n̷l̵y̴ ̵c̶o̴l̸l̴e̶c̴̟͗͝͠t̵̪̙̾͛ï̴̡͓̩̎̈́n̴͔̜̫̈̎̽g̸̯̟̉̕ ̴̰̋̆ḓ̶̢͑͝u̴͖͕̥̿̐s̷͙͍̀͜t̵͕͙͛ ̵͔̅a̴̖͎̾ñ̷̨͎̙͛̒d̶̠̦̊ ̵͇̙̿u̷̿̎͜n̷͔̲̓͒͘ā̸̫̘͆ḃ̶̢̨̞͘l̶̜̘͌̋̚é̶̥͈̟͑̉ ̴̧̭̔̉ţ̶͙͖̄̋̚ơ̵̘̗̼ ̶̨̘̈́́̋c̷͔̗̀a̶̮̯͋t̵̬̗͎̉c̶̥̟̓̂̔h̶̨̛̭̉ͅ ̷̟̥̝̽͘͝u̶̮͍̪̎͒p̵̼̈́ ̷̦͉̀ṱ̵̲̀̽o̴̬̘͆ ̴̯͌m̷̝̞̹̎͝e̸̢̻͂͘͝ ̸̛̱̤͈a̸̙̳̽n̵͙̩̔̉d̵̙͙̑̓̑ ̵̛̟̪́ͅľ̵̫̋͘o̸̺̳̭͠s̸͔̗̘͗e̶̢͈̱͂ ä̷̧̛̮̟̻̙͖̪́̑̋̍̏̃͋̌ń̸̪̪͇͕̞̩͖̮͋̀͛͜d̶̗̀̏̽̀͋̎͊̉̏̕͜-ahkm.

I suppose I love all routes the same, ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ⁱ ᵈᵒ ᵐⁱˢˢ ᵐʸ ᵒˡᵈ ᵗʳᵃᶜᵏ, but I do like a little bit of Cakeway (: And I don't see why I'd need practice when I'm the.best.racer. I preferred modifying my used to be Royal Racer.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Wow, that sounds really cool :3

You modify your racer? You must be a really good mechanic too! Is it true all the carts are made out of sweets?? Are they still strong?

[the-turbo-king]

Akm, why thank you. And yes, our carts are indeed made out of sweets! Part of our game after all!

Although, do not take that as an invitation to bite our karts. Our karts are for our racing, not for our eating.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Oh no I wouldn’t eat your Karts! They’re too important, so no eating them! As much as I love sweets I would never eat something that belonged to someone else!

Do you like your game! It seems really fun and wonderful!!! Though you must like it cause you’re the king!

[the-turbo-king]

Good! At least some people are aware on how important these karts are to racers and are not for eating!

And yes. I suppose I do like my game (: It is...a nice game (:

[formal-frog-shoes]

Say, are the Karts heavy? I mean they’re made of cakes and candies and stuff, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re not heavy..

Is it hard to work on them? Hehehe :3

[the-turbo-king]

Why of course they're heavy! They won't be very good karts if they're light!

I suppose it is also hard to work on them, having to p̸e̸r̵f̵e̶c̶t̶ them and finding the p̸e̸r̵f̵e̶c̶t̶ adjustments as well, haha!

[the-turbo-king]

Oh my god, hiiiiiiii <3 /p

Well now! Hello there, curious one!

What brings you over here!?

[formal-frog-shoes]

I’m a really big fan, sir!

You’re my favourite racer, I do have to admit hehe :3

[the-turbo-king]

Ohoho? Is that so? I suppose that should be assumed! After all it only makes sense that I'm the f̵a̵v̴o̴u̴r̶i̴t̸e̷. Good on you, whoever you are.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Thbank youuu siire <3

It’s nice to meet you X3c hehehe

[the-turbo-king]

Pleasure to meet you too!

ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ

(:

ᵃʰ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ

[formal-frog-shoes]

Wow, you’re the king right? Wowie that’s so cool!

Do you like being the king?

[the-turbo-king]

Why it's perfect! Nobody else would be as perfect for this position and no position would be as perfect for me! (: Do you have other questions for me in that curious little mind of yours?

[formal-frog-shoes]

:D!!!!!!

Oh, what’s it like racing! I know you get first all the time, so I’m curious if it’s just like a nice drive for you up at the front?

Do you have a favourite route, or any particular skills you like to practice?

[the-turbo-king]

Of course it's a nice drive. It's so nice to take the drive in stride, going forward and forward on my way to the finish line as the o̵t̵h̸e̷r̷ ̵r̷a̷c̶e̵r̷s̴ ̴a̷r̷e̶ ̴s̴t̵a̷y̷i̵n̴g̴ ̸b̶e̴h̵i̶n̴d̴ ̸o̷n̷l̵y̴ ̵c̶o̴l̸l̴e̶c̴̟͗͝͠t̵̪̙̾͛ï̴̡͓̩̎̈́n̴͔̜̫̈̎̽g̸̯̟̉̕ ̴̰̋̆ḓ̶̢͑͝u̴͖͕̥̿̐s̷͙͍̀͜t̵͕͙͛ ̵͔̅a̴̖͎̾ñ̷̨͎̙͛̒d̶̠̦̊ ̵͇̙̿u̷̿̎͜n̷͔̲̓͒͘ā̸̫̘͆ḃ̶̢̨̞͘l̶̜̘͌̋̚é̶̥͈̟͑̉ ̴̧̭̔̉ţ̶͙͖̄̋̚ơ̵̘̗̼ ̶̨̘̈́́̋c̷͔̗̀a̶̮̯͋t̵̬̗͎̉c̶̥̟̓̂̔h̶̨̛̭̉ͅ ̷̟̥̝̽͘͝u̶̮͍̪̎͒p̵̼̈́ ̷̦͉̀ṱ̵̲̀̽o̴̬̘͆ ̴̯͌m̷̝̞̹̎͝e̸̢̻͂͘͝ ̸̛̱̤͈a̸̙̳̽n̵͙̩̔̉d̵̙͙̑̓̑ ̵̛̟̪́ͅľ̵̫̋͘o̸̺̳̭͠s̸͔̗̘͗e̶̢͈̱͂ ä̷̧̛̮̟̻̙͖̪́̑̋̍̏̃͋̌ń̸̪̪͇͕̞̩͖̮͋̀͛͜d̶̗̀̏̽̀͋̎͊̉̏̕͜-ahkm.

I suppose I love all routes the same, ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ⁱ ᵈᵒ ᵐⁱˢˢ ᵐʸ ᵒˡᵈ ᵗʳᵃᶜᵏ, but I do like a little bit of Cakeway (: And I don't see why I'd need practice when I'm the.best.racer. I preferred modifying my used to be Royal Racer.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Wow, that sounds really cool :3

You modify your racer? You must be a really good mechanic too! Is it true all the carts are made out of sweets?? Are they still strong?

[the-turbo-king]

Akm, why thank you. And yes, our carts are indeed made out of sweets! Part of our game after all!

Although, do not take that as an invitation to bite our karts. Our karts are for our racing, not for our eating.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Oh no I wouldn’t eat your Karts! They’re too important, so no eating them! As much as I love sweets I would never eat something that belonged to someone else!

Do you like your game! It seems really fun and wonderful!!! Though you must like it cause you’re the king!

[the-turbo-king]

Good! At least some people are aware on how important these karts are to racers and are not for eating!

And yes. I suppose I do like my game (: It is...a nice game (:

[the-turbo-king]

Oh my god, hiiiiiiii <3 /p

Well now! Hello there, curious one!

What brings you over here!?

[formal-frog-shoes]

I’m a really big fan, sir!

You’re my favourite racer, I do have to admit hehe :3

[the-turbo-king]

Ohoho? Is that so? I suppose that should be assumed! After all it only makes sense that I'm the f̵a̵v̴o̴u̴r̶i̴t̸e̷. Good on you, whoever you are.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Thbank youuu siire <3

It’s nice to meet you X3c hehehe

[the-turbo-king]

Pleasure to meet you too!

ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ

(:

ᵃʰ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ

[formal-frog-shoes]

Wow, you’re the king right? Wowie that’s so cool!

Do you like being the king?

[the-turbo-king]

Why it's perfect! Nobody else would be as perfect for this position and no position would be as perfect for me! (: Do you have other questions for me in that curious little mind of yours?

[formal-frog-shoes]

:D!!!!!!

Oh, what’s it like racing! I know you get first all the time, so I’m curious if it’s just like a nice drive for you up at the front?

Do you have a favourite route, or any particular skills you like to practice?

[the-turbo-king]

Of course it's a nice drive. It's so nice to take the drive in stride, going forward and forward on my way to the finish line as the o̵t̵h̸e̷r̷ ̵r̷a̷c̶e̵r̷s̴ ̴a̷r̷e̶ ̴s̴t̵a̷y̷i̵n̴g̴ ̸b̶e̴h̵i̶n̴d̴ ̸o̷n̷l̵y̴ ̵c̶o̴l̸l̴e̶c̴̟͗͝͠t̵̪̙̾͛ï̴̡͓̩̎̈́n̴͔̜̫̈̎̽g̸̯̟̉̕ ̴̰̋̆ḓ̶̢͑͝u̴͖͕̥̿̐s̷͙͍̀͜t̵͕͙͛ ̵͔̅a̴̖͎̾ñ̷̨͎̙͛̒d̶̠̦̊ ̵͇̙̿u̷̿̎͜n̷͔̲̓͒͘ā̸̫̘͆ḃ̶̢̨̞͘l̶̜̘͌̋̚é̶̥͈̟͑̉ ̴̧̭̔̉ţ̶͙͖̄̋̚ơ̵̘̗̼ ̶̨̘̈́́̋c̷͔̗̀a̶̮̯͋t̵̬̗͎̉c̶̥̟̓̂̔h̶̨̛̭̉ͅ ̷̟̥̝̽͘͝u̶̮͍̪̎͒p̵̼̈́ ̷̦͉̀ṱ̵̲̀̽o̴̬̘͆ ̴̯͌m̷̝̞̹̎͝e̸̢̻͂͘͝ ̸̛̱̤͈a̸̙̳̽n̵͙̩̔̉d̵̙͙̑̓̑ ̵̛̟̪́ͅľ̵̫̋͘o̸̺̳̭͠s̸͔̗̘͗e̶̢͈̱͂ ä̷̧̛̮̟̻̙͖̪́̑̋̍̏̃͋̌ń̸̪̪͇͕̞̩͖̮͋̀͛͜d̶̗̀̏̽̀͋̎͊̉̏̕͜-ahkm.

I suppose I love all routes the same, ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ⁱ ᵈᵒ ᵐⁱˢˢ ᵐʸ ᵒˡᵈ ᵗʳᵃᶜᵏ, but I do like a little bit of Cakeway (: And I don't see why I'd need practice when I'm the.best.racer. I preferred modifying my used to be Royal Racer.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Wow, that sounds really cool :3

You modify your racer? You must be a really good mechanic too! Is it true all the carts are made out of sweets?? Are they still strong?

[the-turbo-king]

Akm, why thank you. And yes, our carts are indeed made out of sweets! Part of our game after all!

Although, do not take that as an invitation to bite our karts. Our karts are for our racing, not for our eating.

[the-turbo-king]

Oh my god, hiiiiiiii <3 /p

Well now! Hello there, curious one!

What brings you over here!?

[formal-frog-shoes]

I’m a really big fan, sir!

You’re my favourite racer, I do have to admit hehe :3

[the-turbo-king]

Ohoho? Is that so? I suppose that should be assumed! After all it only makes sense that I'm the f̵a̵v̴o̴u̴r̶i̴t̸e̷. Good on you, whoever you are.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Thbank youuu siire <3

It’s nice to meet you X3c hehehe

[the-turbo-king]

Pleasure to meet you too!

ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ

(:

ᵃʰ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ

[formal-frog-shoes]

Wow, you’re the king right? Wowie that’s so cool!

Do you like being the king?

[the-turbo-king]

Why it's perfect! Nobody else would be as perfect for this position and no position would be as perfect for me! (: Do you have other questions for me in that curious little mind of yours?

[formal-frog-shoes]

:D!!!!!!

Oh, what’s it like racing! I know you get first all the time, so I’m curious if it’s just like a nice drive for you up at the front?

Do you have a favourite route, or any particular skills you like to practice?

[the-turbo-king]

Of course it's a nice drive. It's so nice to take the drive in stride, going forward and forward on my way to the finish line as the o̵t̵h̸e̷r̷ ̵r̷a̷c̶e̵r̷s̴ ̴a̷r̷e̶ ̴s̴t̵a̷y̷i̵n̴g̴ ̸b̶e̴h̵i̶n̴d̴ ̸o̷n̷l̵y̴ ̵c̶o̴l̸l̴e̶c̴̟͗͝͠t̵̪̙̾͛ï̴̡͓̩̎̈́n̴͔̜̫̈̎̽g̸̯̟̉̕ ̴̰̋̆ḓ̶̢͑͝u̴͖͕̥̿̐s̷͙͍̀͜t̵͕͙͛ ̵͔̅a̴̖͎̾ñ̷̨͎̙͛̒d̶̠̦̊ ̵͇̙̿u̷̿̎͜n̷͔̲̓͒͘ā̸̫̘͆ḃ̶̢̨̞͘l̶̜̘͌̋̚é̶̥͈̟͑̉ ̴̧̭̔̉ţ̶͙͖̄̋̚ơ̵̘̗̼ ̶̨̘̈́́̋c̷͔̗̀a̶̮̯͋t̵̬̗͎̉c̶̥̟̓̂̔h̶̨̛̭̉ͅ ̷̟̥̝̽͘͝u̶̮͍̪̎͒p̵̼̈́ ̷̦͉̀ṱ̵̲̀̽o̴̬̘͆ ̴̯͌m̷̝̞̹̎͝e̸̢̻͂͘͝ ̸̛̱̤͈a̸̙̳̽n̵͙̩̔̉d̵̙͙̑̓̑ ̵̛̟̪́ͅľ̵̫̋͘o̸̺̳̭͠s̸͔̗̘͗e̶̢͈̱͂ ä̷̧̛̮̟̻̙͖̪́̑̋̍̏̃͋̌ń̸̪̪͇͕̞̩͖̮͋̀͛͜d̶̗̀̏̽̀͋̎͊̉̏̕͜-ahkm.

I suppose I love all routes the same, ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ⁱ ᵈᵒ ᵐⁱˢˢ ᵐʸ ᵒˡᵈ ᵗʳᵃᶜᵏ, but I do like a little bit of Cakeway (: And I don't see why I'd need practice when I'm the.best.racer. I preferred modifying my used to be Royal Racer.

[the-turbo-king]

Oh my god, hiiiiiiii <3 /p

Well now! Hello there, curious one!

What brings you over here!?

[formal-frog-shoes]

I’m a really big fan, sir!

You’re my favourite racer, I do have to admit hehe :3

[the-turbo-king]

Ohoho? Is that so? I suppose that should be assumed! After all it only makes sense that I'm the f̵a̵v̴o̴u̴r̶i̴t̸e̷. Good on you, whoever you are.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Thbank youuu siire <3

It’s nice to meet you X3c hehehe

[the-turbo-king]

Pleasure to meet you too!

ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ

(:

ᵃʰ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ

[formal-frog-shoes]

Wow, you’re the king right? Wowie that’s so cool!

Do you like being the king?

[the-turbo-king]

Why it's perfect! Nobody else would be as perfect for this position and no position would be as perfect for me! (: Do you have other questions for me in that curious little mind of yours?

[the-turbo-king]

Oh my god, hiiiiiiii <3 /p

Well now! Hello there, curious one!

What brings you over here!?

[formal-frog-shoes]

I’m a really big fan, sir!

You’re my favourite racer, I do have to admit hehe :3

[the-turbo-king]

Ohoho? Is that so? I suppose that should be assumed! After all it only makes sense that I'm the f̵a̵v̴o̴u̴r̶i̴t̸e̷. Good on you, whoever you are.

[formal-frog-shoes]

Thbank youuu siire <3

It’s nice to meet you X3c hehehe

[the-turbo-king]

Pleasure to meet you too!

ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ

(:

ᵃʰ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ

[the-turbo-king]

Oh my god, hiiiiiiii <3 /p

Well now! Hello there, curious one!

What brings you over here!?

[formal-frog-shoes]

I’m a really big fan, sir!

You’re my favourite racer, I do have to admit hehe :3

[the-turbo-king]

Ohoho? Is that so? I suppose that should be assumed! After all it only makes sense that I'm the f̵a̵v̴o̴u̴r̶i̴t̸e̷. Good on you, whoever you are.

[the-turbo-king]

Oh my god, hiiiiiiii <3 /p

Well now! Hello there, curious one!

What brings you over here!?

[the-turbo-king]

WHAT THE WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

Why, I'm Turbo Dan!

I'm surprised you haven't heard of me!

You must be 'under the rocks', as the kiddies say.

[ask-kevins-cupcler]

I am too stressed for a long conversation right now so straight to the point hi did you slept with my father yes or no

yes, man those college days were fun. I guess you could say before we were business partners we were,,,

[fluffydancer618]

Ok thanks for you answer

.. Cupdad

[the-turbo-king]

Are we siblings now

[fluffydancer618]

Actually if you’re the cooler father of my Cupdad it’s means you’re my grandpa..

Which is even better cause every grandfathers have knowelege so GRANDPA WHAT DOES ‘SIGMA CHAD’ MEAN

[the-turbo-king]

Ah yes, right. I read this wrongly, haha.

Ask your father if you can ask me. ;)

[fluffydancer618]

.. Which one

[the-turbo-king]

uh...

Figure it out yourself! Young people should be more independent nowadays. Honestly.

[fluffydancer618]

Ok i asked

He said yes

[the-turbo-king]

Part of me feels like you're lying.

I like it.

Anyways, so, a sigma chad is-

[fluffydancer618]

Uhu yes i’m listening grandpa carry on

[the-turbo-king]

First let's say what a chad is.

A chad is a popular, confident, very active in the sheets young white man. A man who gives a lot of people a green gown and is proud of it, if you will.

A sigma is a popular, successful, but highly independent and self-reliant man.

Together, they are powerful.

[fluffydancer618]

Ooh

Ooooooh

OOOOOOH

Wow

It wasn’t worth it at all

Why da fuck no one wanted to tell me that

Welp that’s disappointing but so is my life so

Thanks grandpa you’re the best ^^

[the-turbo-king]

Cool.

Don't tell your father I traumatized you.

[fluffydancer618]

.. Which one

[the-turbo-king]

Any of them. Don't let any of the family know I gave you this knowledge.

[fluffydancer618]

Don’t think any of them care tbh but no problem grandpa ^^

[the-turbo-king]

Good. Great. Now bye.

[ask-kevins-cupcler]

DAD???

[the-turbo-king]

Hi son

[ask-kevins-cupcler]

I am too stressed for a long conversation right now so straight to the point hi did you slept with my father yes or no

yes, man those college days were fun. I guess you could say before we were business partners we were,,,

[fluffydancer618]

Ok thanks for you answer

.. Cupdad

[the-turbo-king]

Are we siblings now

[fluffydancer618]

Actually if you’re the cooler father of my Cupdad it’s means you’re my grandpa..

Which is even better cause every grandfathers have knowelege so GRANDPA WHAT DOES ‘SIGMA CHAD’ MEAN

[the-turbo-king]

Ah yes, right. I read this wrongly, haha.

Ask your father if you can ask me. ;)

[fluffydancer618]

.. Which one

[the-turbo-king]

uh...

Figure it out yourself! Young people should be more independent nowadays. Honestly.

[fluffydancer618]

Ok i asked

He said yes

[the-turbo-king]

Part of me feels like you're lying.

I like it.

Anyways, so, a sigma chad is-

[fluffydancer618]

Uhu yes i’m listening grandpa carry on

[the-turbo-king]

First let's say what a chad is.

A chad is a popular, confident, very active in the sheets young white man. A man who gives a lot of people a green gown and is proud of it, if you will.

A sigma is a popular, successful, but highly independent and self-reliant man.

Together, they are powerful.

[fluffydancer618]

Ooh

Ooooooh

OOOOOOH

Wow

It wasn’t worth it at all

Why da fuck no one wanted to tell me that

Welp that’s disappointing but so is my life so

Thanks grandpa you’re the best ^^

[the-turbo-king]

Cool.

Don't tell your father I traumatized you.

[fluffydancer618]

.. Which one

[the-turbo-king]

Any of them. Don't let any of the family know I gave you this knowledge.

[fluffydancer618]

Don’t think any of them care tbh but no problem grandpa ^^

[the-turbo-king]

Good. Great. Now bye.

[ask-kevins-cupcler]

I am too stressed for a long conversation right now so straight to the point hi did you slept with my father yes or no

yes, man those college days were fun. I guess you could say before we were business partners we were,,,

[fluffydancer618]

Ok thanks for you answer

.. Cupdad

[the-turbo-king]

Are we siblings now

[fluffydancer618]

Actually if you’re the cooler father of my Cupdad it’s means you’re my grandpa..

Which is even better cause every grandfathers have knowelege so GRANDPA WHAT DOES ‘SIGMA CHAD’ MEAN

[the-turbo-king]

Ah yes, right. I read this wrongly, haha.

Ask your father if you can ask me. ;)

[fluffydancer618]

.. Which one

[the-turbo-king]

uh...

Figure it out yourself! Young people should be more independent nowadays. Honestly.

[fluffydancer618]

Ok i asked

He said yes

[the-turbo-king]

Part of me feels like you're lying.

I like it.

Anyways, so, a sigma chad is-

[fluffydancer618]

Uhu yes i’m listening grandpa carry on

[the-turbo-king]

First let's say what a chad is.

A chad is a popular, confident, very active in the sheets young white man. A man who gives a lot of people a green gown and is proud of it, if you will.

A sigma is a popular, successful, but highly independent and self-reliant man.

Together, they are powerful.

[fluffydancer618]

Ooh

Ooooooh

OOOOOOH

Wow

It wasn’t worth it at all

Why da fuck no one wanted to tell me that

Welp that’s disappointing but so is my life so

Thanks grandpa you’re the best ^^

[the-turbo-king]

Cool.

Don't tell your father I traumatized you.

[fluffydancer618]

.. Which one

[the-turbo-king]

Any of them. Don't let any of the family know I gave you this knowledge.

[ask-kevins-cupcler]

I am too stressed for a long conversation right now so straight to the point hi did you slept with my father yes or no

yes, man those college days were fun. I guess you could say before we were business partners we were,,,

[fluffydancer618]

Ok thanks for you answer

.. Cupdad

[the-turbo-king]

Are we siblings now

[fluffydancer618]

Actually if you’re the cooler father of my Cupdad it’s means you’re my grandpa..

Which is even better cause every grandfathers have knowelege so GRANDPA WHAT DOES ‘SIGMA CHAD’ MEAN

[the-turbo-king]

Ah yes, right. I read this wrongly, haha.

Ask your father if you can ask me. ;)

[fluffydancer618]

.. Which one

[the-turbo-king]

uh...

Figure it out yourself! Young people should be more independent nowadays. Honestly.

[fluffydancer618]

Ok i asked

He said yes

[the-turbo-king]

Part of me feels like you're lying.

I like it.

Anyways, so, a sigma chad is-

[fluffydancer618]

Uhu yes i’m listening grandpa carry on

[the-turbo-king]

First let's say what a chad is.

A chad is a popular, confident, very active in the sheets young white man. A man who gives a lot of people a green gown and is proud of it, if you will.

A sigma is a popular, successful, but highly independent and self-reliant man.

Together, they are powerful.

[fluffydancer618]

Ooh

Ooooooh

OOOOOOH

Wow

It wasn’t worth it at all

Why da fuck no one wanted to tell me that

Welp that’s disappointing but so is my life so

Thanks grandpa you’re the best ^^

[the-turbo-king]

Cool.

Don't tell your father I traumatized you.

[ask-kevins-cupcler]

I am too stressed for a long conversation right now so straight to the point hi did you slept with my father yes or no

yes, man those college days were fun. I guess you could say before we were business partners we were,,,

[fluffydancer618]

Ok thanks for you answer

.. Cupdad

[the-turbo-king]

Are we siblings now

[fluffydancer618]

Actually if you’re the cooler father of my Cupdad it’s means you’re my grandpa..

Which is even better cause every grandfathers have knowelege so GRANDPA WHAT DOES ‘SIGMA CHAD’ MEAN

[the-turbo-king]

Ah yes, right. I read this wrongly, haha.

Ask your father if you can ask me. ;)

[fluffydancer618]

.. Which one

[the-turbo-king]

uh...

Figure it out yourself! Young people should be more independent nowadays. Honestly.

[fluffydancer618]

Ok i asked

He said yes

[the-turbo-king]

Part of me feels like you're lying.

I like it.

Anyways, so, a sigma chad is-

[fluffydancer618]

Uhu yes i’m listening grandpa carry on

[the-turbo-king]

First let's say what a chad is.

A chad is a popular, confident, very active in the sheets young white man. A man who gives a lot of people a green gown and is proud of it, if you will.

A sigma is a popular, successful, but highly independent and self-reliant man.

Together, they are powerful.

[ask-kevins-cupcler]

I am too stressed for a long conversation right now so straight to the point hi did you slept with my father yes or no

yes, man those college days were fun. I guess you could say before we were business partners we were,,,

[fluffydancer618]

Ok thanks for you answer

.. Cupdad

[the-turbo-king]

Are we siblings now

[fluffydancer618]

Actually if you’re the cooler father of my Cupdad it’s means you’re my grandpa..

Which is even better cause every grandfathers have knowelege so GRANDPA WHAT DOES ‘SIGMA CHAD’ MEAN

[the-turbo-king]

Ah yes, right. I read this wrongly, haha.

Ask your father if you can ask me. ;)

[fluffydancer618]

.. Which one

[the-turbo-king]

uh...

Figure it out yourself! Young people should be more independent nowadays. Honestly.

[fluffydancer618]

Ok i asked

He said yes

[the-turbo-king]

Part of me feels like you're lying.

I like it.

Anyways, so, a sigma chad is-