SORRy

I DIDN'T WRITE THE BEST FRIEND LOVE SONG!!!! I’ll be a blog in your head. That’s okay. We’re all blogs in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? ‘Cause it was, you know. It was the best. The teenage blogger who stole a URL and blogged about it. Did I ever tell you that I stole it? Well I borrowed it. I was always going to take it back. Oh that URL, Marielle, you’ll dream about that URL. It’ll never leave you.

[the-vashta-nerada]

Is this the same vashta nerada who made funny stuff ages ago? All the old popular blogs are gone

no

[the-vashta-nerada]

I've only been on tumblr for a month, but how did I only just now find your page? How are you not better advertised?

@ david karp promote me 

[the-vashta-nerada]

wouldnt it be teletummies?

shhhhhhhhhhhh

[emo-heartthrob]

anyways u can like this if you don’t have instant messaging yet + want it

[the-vashta-nerada]

you usef to be my favorite acc a few years ago back before i deleted and remade my acc a bunch of times and holy crap i'm so glad i found one of your posts on my dash, looking through your blog is weirdly nostalgic lmao

i look through it a lot to remind myself how funny i am

[the-vashta-nerada]

MY BOYFRIEND FOUND MY TUMBLR!! RIGHT AFTER I MADE A POST CALLING HIM A DOORMAT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DISAGREE WITH ME!! I'M DYING OF EMBARASSMENT

is it a nice doormat at least

[the-vashta-nerada]

I can't seem to go to sleep before 3 in the morning. what do i do?

nyquil to the face drug misuse is ok if you’re a teenager

[the-vashta-nerada]

this is bad advice @ 16 y/o me

[the-vashta-nerada]

PRINCESS RACHEL THE NEW THE-VASHTA-NERADA OF TUMBLR WHY DOES YOUR SISTER THINK THAT MEMES ARE FUNNY????? HAVEN'T YOU TAUGHT HER BETTER THAN THAT???????? it's okay tho, my sister thinks they're funny too...

i try to explain to her how they’re not funny but she doesn’t get it 

[the-vashta-nerada]

if we could only turn back time....

[the-vashta-nerada]

So then who are you really?

I'll just be a story in your head

[the-vashta-nerada]

:0

:O

[the-vashta-nerada]

you still exist?

unfortunately, yes

[the-vashta-nerada]

maybe I should turn this into a relatable teen shitpost blog

[the-vashta-nerada]

i would totally fuck a meme but I would never fuck uh....banksy...or... *sweats* a gemini?

[the-vashta-nerada]

maybe I should turn this into a relatable teen shitpost blog

[the-vashta-nerada]

stealing the McDonald's 'M' is fucking stupid. you obviously have a sense of entitlement that makes you think you can do anything. the manager saw you and then you have mommy protect you. you could at least own up to it. stupid hipster bitch.

I’m laughing omfg

[the-vashta-nerada]

Why is every anon about relationship advice? :l

IDK I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT IS CAPTAIN AMERICA

[the-vashta-nerada]

all u ever want to know about are the best friend love chords and the monopoly post and the McDonald's M.....don't you care about my dreams...my thoughts...my brand

[the-vashta-nerada]

can you believe it’s been two years since i jacked this url… does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes

[candle-lion]

it’ll never change me & u