I am not under the obligation to make sense to you

[redstonedust]

superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"

[the-w0nderlands]

Poltergeist

Aren't you a little too direct with your way of talking?

No, I am not. It is easier to talk to people if I don't hide my intentions in a normal conversation.

Next question please.

[the-whiz-kid]

Do you know if a ghost can get a driver's permit? I already drive; however I can get pulled over and while I could phase out of jail, it would still leave me with a criminal record.

- ♥️

Depends on where you are magic cities like Fawcett have their own special rules.

However normal cities...

The dead don't have to follow the rules of the living.

Hope that helps!

[the-w0nderlands]

Mm... Interesting, I will keep it in mind.

Thank you for your assistance over this matter.

Does Gotham count as magical? There is a city spirit at least as far as I am aware, does that count? Although, considering my own experience I don't believe they would care much either way...

[the-whiz-kid]

Not to the local government! They only deal with the living. Gotham has loads of spiritual energy and stuff and Lady Gotham is amazing and terrifying but the living law still doesn't apply to the dead.

[the-w0nderlands]

Understood, I will refrain from the permit until further notice then since it seems to be in vain. Thank you again for the help.

And yes, while I have not personally talked directly to her, I will admit she's equally mesmerising and scary in a way I cannot describe.

[the-whiz-kid]

If you really want to freak people out, I could teach you how to turn a car intangible. It's really fun driving full speed at people or other cars than vanishing just before hitting them.

[the-w0nderlands]

Oh? That sounds fun, the best I can do with a car is make it invisible. It is quite fun to see people doing a double take, however it is not easy to find the vehicle later. A six out of ten honestly but it does make you laugh for a while.

[the-whiz-kid]

Do you know if a ghost can get a driver's permit? I already drive; however I can get pulled over and while I could phase out of jail, it would still leave me with a criminal record.

- ♥️

Depends on where you are magic cities like Fawcett have their own special rules.

However normal cities...

The dead don't have to follow the rules of the living.

Hope that helps!

[the-w0nderlands]

Mm... Interesting, I will keep it in mind.

Thank you for your assistance over this matter.

Does Gotham count as magical? There is a city spirit at least as far as I am aware, does that count? Although, considering my own experience I don't believe they would care much either way...

[the-whiz-kid]

Not to the local government! They only deal with the living. Gotham has loads of spiritual energy and stuff and Lady Gotham is amazing and terrifying but the living law still doesn't apply to the dead.

[the-w0nderlands]

Understood, I will refrain from the permit until further notice then since it seems to be in vain. Thank you again for the help.

And yes, while I have not personally talked directly to her, I will admit she's equally mesmerising and scary in a way I cannot describe.

[the-whiz-kid]

Do you know if a ghost can get a driver's permit? I already drive; however I can get pulled over and while I could phase out of jail, it would still leave me with a criminal record.

- ♥️

Depends on where you are magic cities like Fawcett have their own special rules.

However normal cities...

The dead don't have to follow the rules of the living.

Hope that helps!

[the-w0nderlands]

Mm... Interesting, I will keep it in mind.

Thank you for your assistance over this matter.

Does Gotham count as magical? There is a city spirit at least as far as I am aware, does that count? Although, considering my own experience I don't believe they would care much either way...

[the-w0nderlands]

Tomorrow I will be getting my driver's permit.

I wonder if I can legally do one...?

[swallowthekn1fe]

"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

[jokerwithcrowbar]

me and batsy uwu

[the-w0nderlands]

why... Just why did I have to see this? I was having a nice day dad-

- Eureka

[arkhams-knighted]

//Funny to think that this (by my guess) is probably a 30yo select indie roleplay blog that seems to be very protective over the tags. Like, cmon. At least man up and reply on your actual blog? From your behaviour I don't think the other millennials you roleplay with would care.

Is block and move on such a hard thing to understand?

[the-w0nderlands]

//Imma start spamming tags exclusively for this guy, thank you for notifying this also fuck that guy

[the-w0nderlands]

We just assumed you meant Black Onyx!

WELL EXCUSE ME IF I DIDN'T SPECIFY WHICH MOM I WAS TALKING ABOUT-

Besides, he is specifically a rogue I would have been more specific-

- Inferno

[the-w0nderlands]

The screenshot of shame™

Also please we would be happier if you didn't send nsfw asks, we deleted them but we're a 16+ at worst if we take in count the occasional descriptive stuff-

- Inferno

[the-w0nderlands]

your mom is the fucking Carmine Killer???

Yes??? I'm half sure I mentioned this at least once before??

Or at least I'm half sure I mentioned I had been raised by a villain-

- Inferno

[the-w0nderlands]

I’m not nearly paid enough to deal with my brother’s lack of professionalism, EVEN I HAVE BETTER DISGUISE SKILLS

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A CODE NAME AND STILL DID ATHENA KNOWS WHAT- he was cleaning off blood so I’ll assume it was something personal BUT STILL-

- Inferno.

[the-w0nderlands]

Question with no particular importance:

choose randomly

Dunk in acid

Forest

Pocket Dimension

Seal up in a ball

Throw into the Void™

Voting ended onMar 25

It is very important!

- Eureka and Detective Nova.

[the-w0nderlands]

Good news! We're dunking the Joker into acid after we drag him around the forest, then we seal him up in a ball and THEN we're throwing it into the void

Wish us luck^^

[the-w0nderlands]

Question with no particular importance:

choose randomly

Dunk in acid

Forest

Pocket Dimension

Seal up in a ball

Throw into the Void™

Voting ended onMar 25

It is very important!

- Eureka and Detective Nova.

[arkhams-knighted]

I made the papers

Sorry I was kinda busy trying to plan how to infiltrate Arkham to stab my dad on the Ides of March- :D

Anyways which school do you wanna attend?-

- Eureka ( @the-w0nderlands )

I don't know. Hm.

[the-w0nderlands]

No problem, we can find out together :D

Anything you're looking for in particular?- maybe we could narrow it down a little

[arkhams-knighted]

I think I'd want a school with a good literature program.

[the-w0nderlands]

Oh that's a good start^^

Any zone in particular?

[arkhams-knighted]

No, not really. Anywhere is fine.

[the-w0nderlands]

Oh ok :D

So far I've got Burnside High, Gotham North High, Gotham Heights or Gotham City High School

The names weren't that difficult to select for the founders of the schools, hmm?-

[arkhams-knighted]

Clearly. Thanks, I'll check those schools out.

[the-w0nderlands]

Yk, it was nothing^^

Hope you have fun in whichever one you pick

[arkhams-knighted]

I made the papers

Sorry I was kinda busy trying to plan how to infiltrate Arkham to stab my dad on the Ides of March- :D

Anyways which school do you wanna attend?-

- Eureka ( @the-w0nderlands )

I don't know. Hm.

[the-w0nderlands]

No problem, we can find out together :D

Anything you're looking for in particular?- maybe we could narrow it down a little

[arkhams-knighted]

I think I'd want a school with a good literature program.

[the-w0nderlands]

Oh that's a good start^^

Any zone in particular?

[arkhams-knighted]

No, not really. Anywhere is fine.

[the-w0nderlands]

Oh ok :D

So far I've got Burnside High, Gotham North High, Gotham Heights or Gotham City High School

The names weren't that difficult to select for the founders of the schools, hmm?-

[arkhams-knighted]

I made the papers

Sorry I was kinda busy trying to plan how to infiltrate Arkham to stab my dad on the Ides of March- :D

Anyways which school do you wanna attend?-

- Eureka ( @the-w0nderlands )

I don't know. Hm.

[the-w0nderlands]

No problem, we can find out together :D

Anything you're looking for in particular?- maybe we could narrow it down a little

[arkhams-knighted]

I think I'd want a school with a good literature program.

[the-w0nderlands]

Oh that's a good start^^

Any zone in particular?