joker

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[jokerwithcrowbar]

❝​🇼​​🇦​​🇳​​🇳​​🇦​ ​🇵​​🇱​​🇦​​🇾​ ​🇦​ ​🇬​​🇦​​🇲​​🇪​❞

They say that I am an absolute menace. I just call it hotness. And obviously my good humor and kindness! What would Gotham City do without me? It would crumble right at its' doorstep if I was gone for a day.

You know? I love bombing Gotham. I've done it a few dozen times. Why? Why can't I? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAH, I'M AMAZING.

Oh my goody god! I remember when I turned sane for 10 minutes. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, THAT WAS HILARIOUS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS ON MY FACE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, IT'S FUNNY! LAUGH. AAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH

❝ɴᴏᴡ… ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ!❞

OUT OF CHARACTER POST:

Hello!!! I'm @smutinlove

I absolutely love doing this. I use this rp blog to embody Joker as a total troll. I'm also just making him generally unfunny and corny and absolutely bitchy.

Please, be nice. I'm always here if you wanna start an rp!

Also, here is a list of joker's kids. This is basically just a bunch of his bio kids/or the ones made in a lab.

I also have three other rp blogs:

@selinakyl-ee

@alfiethaddeuscranepennyworth

@court--of--owls

[jokerwithcrowbar]

you are so beautiful and scary. i wish you many things. you don't get to know what they are 🩷

AWWWW U THINK IM BEAUTIFUL? thanks, but i already know

[jokerwithcrowbar]

Politely can you kill me

The rent in my building is going up and I'm gonna come back anyway. Nobody stays dead around here.

I WILL BLOW UR BUILDING UP

[jokerwithcrowbar]

Where do I get one of those laughing fish?

I want one as a pet.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH JUST JOKER GAS EM

[brucie-waynee]

People seem so shocked when I, a billionaire, genuinely support the LGBTQ+… like, girrrllll talk to my dozens of past partners. Male, female, and everything between or beyond. I’m not letting anyone go unseen when the term ‘diva’ is never limited by gender or sexuality.

[jokerwithcrowbar]

yassss babe slayyyy

anyway

gimme a kiss

[brucie-waynee]

Fuck it. Ask nicely and maybe I will.

[jokerwithcrowbar]

please give me a kiss otherwise I'll destroy Gotham 🥺🥺😍😍

[brucie-waynee]

People seem so shocked when I, a billionaire, genuinely support the LGBTQ+… like, girrrllll talk to my dozens of past partners. Male, female, and everything between or beyond. I’m not letting anyone go unseen when the term ‘diva’ is never limited by gender or sexuality.

[jokerwithcrowbar]

yassss babe slayyyy

anyway

gimme a kiss

[red-robins719]

timmy i will destroy you

UNLESS

you set me on a date with batsy :]

dawg i do not want you dating my dad at all, id rather you just kill me

[jokerwithcrowbar]

BITCH

[jokerwithcrowbar]

HI TWINSYYYYY

(@epinephrineshot)

HELLO HAUAUHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHXJJAHAHAHAHA

[adajokes]

Batman wanted to touch him.

And the way you can tell joker was smiling because of the look in his eyes 😭😭😭

[jokerwithcrowbar]

I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE KRYPTON PLANET, AND BTW OFFICER SORROW IS NOT GIVING YOU THE LAZARUS PIT, SHE IS JUST LOUSY AS FUCK.

-Officer Outlaw (Officer Sorrow's Krypton Sister)

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT GIVING? IM TAKING IT

[jokerwithcrowbar]

MANCHILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

GOD I LOVE THAT SONGGGG

IT REMINDS ME OF BATSY

[jokerwithcrowbar]

Bro where did your face go??????? Why are you the default anon now???????????

HUH? EHAT NO? ITS STILL THE SAME

[jokerwithcrowbar]

//ughhhh i need help

so my @vivconstantino blog is broken??? i cant send asks or recieve asks on that blog

[wayneenterprise-pr]

Welcome! This server is for everyone active within the DC RP scene on tumblr, can't wait to see everyone! | 58 members

[jokerwithcrowbar]

///WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLRVERSE DISCORD

[jokerwithcrowbar]

🧪 Why threaten me?

- @honeysuckle-not-ivy

Because I can use your connection to Poison Ivy for my own gain

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

That’s funny. Cause you can’t. She doesn’t give a flying fuck about me.

[jokerwithcrowbar]

Oh, girllllll, mauhafjjdnkfkjdf, she does.

[jokerwithcrowbar]

I REBUKE THEE

@a-serious-house-a-serious-earth

the fuck

[a-serious-house-a-serious-earth]

*splashes holy water (2 day old sprite blessed by Constantine)*

[jokerwithcrowbar]

UHGUEHGUIFHWIDNWKJDNWEKJDNEKDWIF3IUFNREFJ

you asked for it.

*blows up arkham*

[jokerwithcrowbar]

joker i feel like you hate adventure of a lifetime by coldplay

yes i do hate it