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18+ ONLY Be ye warned, ahead lies triggering content of all varieties. Tread cautiously and employ your blacklist. Skull / Mickey💞Cryptid💞he/they

[the-yandere-cryptid]

hey I'm not dead and I wrote some stuff

I had a couple requests that I never got finished, but I finally polished em off and posted em: Stein/Reader, SFW: Deathly Afraid Venomous/Reader, NSFW: Observe and Annotate That's all for now, To be completely honest I'm actively sick, I just wanted to post after not doing it for ages lol. I still have a couple things down the pipe, including an Astarion fic that I really hope I can finish soon. That's all for now, hope y'all are well and 2024 treats ya good.

[the-yandere-cryptid]

Can't find the original NS//FW Alphabet on here for whatever reason, so I'm reposting it here for requests.

No limit on characters or amount of letters requested! Hell, request the whole alphabet for a character if you like ♥

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favorite body part and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically…I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying.) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinion on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (How much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (…how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

[the-yandere-cryptid]

A Very Good Morning - Johnny Gat x Reader

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50493322

A/N: A little drabble to kick of Kinktober, keep in mind that my ask box will be open for this whole month ♥

[the-yandere-cryptid]

🎃 It's Tober Babey!!! 🎃

So. Back again. My apologies for the on and off hiatuses, 2023 has NOT been kind to me. But I've been debating for months if I wanted to do Kinktober and honestly, these boney fingers crave the act of creation.

So, my askbox is open, and I'd love if you could slap me in the face with requests. As many as you'd like, I need as much inspiration as I can get. I'm also gonna reblog some challenges and such later to get the ball rolling. I missed y'all 🧡

(Note: I watched and am kind of in love with the One Piece live action, so if you have any requests for that I'd be STOKED.)

[the-yandere-cryptid]

hey skull! i just read your fandom list and wanted to ask what/who you're still willing to write for overwatch? (also i saw your recent personal post and holy shit. hope you're ok man)

I probably should've specified more huh :| lol these characters come in waves so any requests I get for them I'd circle around to when I'm feeling it: *Hanzo *Junker Queen *Ramattra *Reaper *Reinhardt *Roadhog *Mei *Soldier 76

(also ty, im chillin)

[the-yandere-cryptid]

Heyy I hope you're well ❤️ I havent seen any activity on this blog for a while but whenever youre feeling up to it, would you share your favorite fics that you ever wrote? Top 5 or just whatever comes to mind. Feel better ❤️

imagine if you will: me, thinking "oh, what a nice way to return to my blog and also rant about some of my favorite stories." I take like 30 minutes to link some fics with little author notes about why they are my favorites. Tumblr shits, and all of it is lost. I am very normal and cool about it. ANYWAYS. 5. Thinking Outside the Box - Hanzo / Reader / Cassidy(McCree) This one was just a fun request that turned into a fun story, I find myself thinking about this one often--I'd love to expand on the idea in an original story at some point.

4. Conference - Carlos Oliveira / Reader BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK--ahem. This one was more about the flirting than the actual smut, but even I was impressed with how well both turned out. Plus, Carlos.

3. How Noble - Professor Venomous / Reader

Most of my best fics usually come from the random bursts of inspiration that have me writing 5k words in a single night like a madman. Less time to lose motivation = More attention during editing, meaning they come out nice and polished. I had always wanted to do a story with a Fetlife-esque social media aspect, and it turned out exactly how I wanted it to. Though, I have considered going back and sprucing up the smut itself. 2. Christmas Gift - Karl Heisenberg / Reader While not my #1 favorite overall, it's easily my favorite in terms of the smut. Since writing porn over and over can get stale, I really relished in the breath of fresh air that was this story. I could tell when I was planning that the premise could be really unique, so I gave it my all to make something exciting even to me and I think it really shines through. 1. What You'll Do - Michael Myers / Reader This fic, when I planned it out, was much more shallow than it wound up being. I still remember the first chapter, going from an unattached opening to writing 13k words in 3 days, exhausted yet compelled forth like a puppet. It turned out way different, my characterization of Michael is shoddy at best, but the story just erupted out of me, and wound up becoming the piece I feel has the most soul out of anything I've ever written, especially in the second chapter. I do plan on writing a 3rd and final chapter at some point, but that would probably require an insane burst of motivation like the ones that created parts 1 and 2.

[wangxianficfinder]

oh I wasn’t aware it was feeding the ai. I’ve inserted hundreds of fics into chatgpt for their continuation or for a different plot within the same context just for fun and out of curiosity… but I’ve never posted any of them…

Indeed, anything that is given to AI it can use later to draw from. That's why it doesn't matter if you post them or not as it has now access to those writers' texts without their permission.

~Mod L

[gentil-minou]

for the love of everything that is good and nice DON'T DO THIS

[sidepartskinnyjeans-deactivated]

Please do not do this! I'm happy to talk about 'what ifs' or 'what happens next' even if I can't write a whole fic but PLEASE don't put any fics into AI!

[math-is-magic]

#i'm so exhausted#fic being scraped off ao3 by bots is bad enough#readers actually FEEDING fic into AI is breaking my actual heart#DO NOT EVER FEED FIC INTO AI WITHOUT THE AUTHOR'S PERMISSION#99.999% of authors are THRILLED to discuss AUs for their fics#the 'what ifs'#the 'missing scenes'#the possible alternate outcomes#JUST ASK THE AUTHOR TO CHAT WITH YOU ABOUT THIS#most of us would cry with joy if you gave us the chance to ramble about our fics!#DO NOT FEED MY FICS TO AI PLEASE I BEG YOU -@cicerfics

[niuniente]

ANYTHING you put into an AI program WILL teach the program and the program WILL use it. So it's not just harmless fun just for you. AI exploits everything you give to it.

[the-yandere-cryptid]

goin thru it rn

In all seriousness, I think the dust has settled on everything happening in my life rn so I'm trying to mentally bring myself back down to Earth. If you were waiting on a commission from me I am very sorry for not getting back to you and I AM currently working on it, it's just slow going due to the fact that my brain was leaking out of my face like a week ago and now I'm trying to make it do writing. It's not real jazzed about that.

Appreciate the patience as always, happy Pride ♥

[the-yandere-cryptid]

nvm I'm single now

[the-yandere-cryptid]

Paint my Face - Bloodhound/Reader drabble

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47651737

A/N: The drabble that spawned from that songfic poll: Short, sweet fun to kick my writers block. Gender neutral Reader.

[the-yandere-cryptid]

goin thru it rn

In all seriousness, I think the dust has settled on everything happening in my life rn so I'm trying to mentally bring myself back down to Earth. If you were waiting on a commission from me I am very sorry for not getting back to you and I AM currently working on it, it's just slow going due to the fact that my brain was leaking out of my face like a week ago and now I'm trying to make it do writing. It's not real jazzed about that.

Appreciate the patience as always, happy Pride ♥

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey man what

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[the-yandere-cryptid]

struggling with some nasty writers block and I think a songfic might help me bust out of it, tell me which lyric you like most.

I'm alone again, empty, black, and very cynical.

I'm gonna eat raw meat, I'm gonna drink gasoline.

Where souls disappear, only you exist here.

Leave behind the things that never stood a chance.

I don't believe in happily or an after.

The blood that runs through your veins, it is mine.

Voting ended onMay 15, 2023

[the-yandere-cryptid]

sick B] Bloodhound it is!

[the-yandere-cryptid]

struggling with some nasty writers block and I think a songfic might help me bust out of it, tell me which lyric you like most.

I'm alone again, empty, black, and very cynical.

I'm gonna eat raw meat, I'm gonna drink gasoline.

Where souls disappear, only you exist here.

Leave behind the things that never stood a chance.

I don't believe in happily or an after.

The blood that runs through your veins, it is mine.

Voting ended onMay 15, 2023

[the-yandere-cryptid]

Could we get some uhhhhh 🔪 and 🙈 hcs for a yandere Steven? 👀

absolutely yes

!: Aged-Up Characters, Consent Issues

🔪 dangerous headcanon

Steven kind of gets...jumpy about the word no. He doesn't mean to, of course he would never purposefully undermine your consent. It's just that everything he does, he does to show you that he loves you, so when you resist him, when you pull away from his affection, it hurts his feelings, and he is so tender-hearted, you know? Rejection doesn't just sting, it burns. He can be prone to reacting before he can stop himself, sometimes putting up walls so you can't back away, sometimes even going so far as to forcibly fuse with you so you can't escape him.

🙈 something they’re shy about asking for

As he gets older and his human half grows, his Diamond half grows with it, wanting him to be as big as his mother once was. So, the deeper in his pink state, the more "mature" his mindset, the bigger he gets, to the point he's kind of terrified to lay his hands on you for fear of breaking you. At the same time, he kind of adores how small you begin to look to him as his body grows.

[the-yandere-cryptid]

hello i am alive

unrelated forces have lit me on fire and stomped me out multiple times over the last week, if you're waiting on anything from me I apologize and I'll be working on those soon :')

[beingatoaster]

woke up this morning to a comment on a fic saying they hoped I didn’t mind them commenting on such an old fic, and the fic isn’t even a year old, so I’m going to reiterate: I can’t speak for every single fanfic writer in the world, but I don’t know a single one myself who wouldn’t be thrilled to get comments on years-old fanfic! there is no deadline! it honestly made my day

[the-yandere-cryptid]

👄 making out headcanon for wesker please please please please pl

ease please please

👄 making out headcanon

Handsy handsy. Grabbing your jaw, grabbing you by the hips, fingers in your hair, pulling you by your shirt if you even have one on. Very commandeering, doesn't like to get too messy so tongue isn't his favorite but he'll slip it in from time to time.