Aaron

Aaron Mackenzie. 25 years old. Bouncer. 

[vivian-risley-deactivated201501]

Why? Did Santa never give you goodies for Christmas?

[theaaronmackenzie]

Nope. He brought me drunk idiots to kick of out nightclubs

[skylarxmarks]

Ugh…okay. You can come in, but wait in the living room, on the couch…as far away as possible from the bathroom. Okay?

[theaaronmackenzie]

But. Ugh. Babe. Your bed is a lot more comfy than the couch. 

[skylarxmarks]

No, I don’t…well, I always look gorgeous, but nope, you aren’t coming inside. I am not letting you see me like that. Deal with it.

[theaaronmackenzie]

Pft. My girlfriend is a meanie. I'll just have to go and play on my X-box instead. 

[sweetsorrowrpg]

Ahh, the unsung hero. It’s guys like you who throw out the grabby pervs who don’t tip the lowly shot girls.

[theaaronmackenzie]

Mmm. Unsung hero. I like that. But yes. That is what I do for a living.

[thekatyaivanova-deactivated2016]

Quick, somebody alert the authorities… the Grinch has returned!

[theaaronmackenzie]

Returned? I've been here the whole time babe.

[ellagrace-t-deactivated20160405]

Oh. Well, I’d apologise, but legally, I’m not allowed to be drunk.

[theaaronmackenzie]

Tsk Tsk. Looks like someone's a naughty girl then.

[ellagrace-t-deactivated20160405]

Why is that, mister?

[theaaronmackenzie]

Because drunk people suck.

[sweetsorrowrpg]

Bar tender? I mean if you hate drunk idiots you picked the drunk idiot capitol to live in, love.

[theaaronmackenzie]

Fuck no. Couldn't pay me a million dollars to do that shit. I'm a bouncer

[sweetsorrowrpg]

Is it all the Holiday cheer or do the ghost of Christmas past just come back to haunt you?

[theaaronmackenzie]

It's more the drunk idiots wanting to make my life hell

[theaaronmackenzie]

December is my least favorite month of the fucking year.

[sweetsorrowrpg]

I wonder if I can use this game store Ouija board to sext Jim Morrison?

[theaaronmackenzie]

I would assume that the dead one would need a phone to be able to receive a text.

[alexander--white-deactivated201]

"Pass me the lighter, it’s just on the counter."

[theaaronmackenzie]

Get it yourself. Lazy shit.

[skylarxmarks]

…I am having my weekly SPA day and I can’t let you see me like that.

[theaaronmackenzie]

Psh baby. I'm sure you look gorgeous in a face mask.

[skylarxmarks]

Just disappear!

[theaaronmackenzie]

Uh... No?

[ellagrace-t-deactivated20160405]

Which is why I don’t work in retail. [laughs] Ella. Nice to meet you, I think.

[theaaronmackenzie]

And nor do I. Although the bars aren't much fun on Thanksgiving either. Oh. Mmm. I'm Aaron.

[ellagrace-t-deactivated20160405]

It’s just extremely maddening. Get your thousand damn groceries over to the family lane. 

[theaaronmackenzie]

Mhmm. I do agree. It's even worse when the frustratingly slow people join the lane too. Like get a move on.

[ellagrace-t-deactivated20160405]

I absolutely despise people who get in the express lane at the supermarket, and have more than fifteen items. Move!

[theaaronmackenzie]

Finally. Someone who is as rude as I am.