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PRIMARILY a blog for all the shit I like that I don't put on my main blog <3. will heavily feature the fandoms mentioned in the tags. might occasionally talk about my ocs, also.

Mikaelson & Co Characters.

MFG & Co Characters.

NOLA based & Co characters.

PINTEREST (features mostly all of my characters).

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given how elijah treats women (infamous monogamist and killer of women. like. a lot of them in various ways) i'm inclined to believe his soulmate is a man which is entirely different than me believing klaus' soulmate might be a man because of his overt terrible bisexuality that makes him very insane about every man he has the slightest tie with

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just seen a comment that said the reason why Caroline ain’t want Klaus was because Elena ain’t have him first and let out the loudest chuckle omfg 😭

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talking to flora as one does and god. it was such a missed opportunity to not let liv and tyler raise jo's kids. alaric and jo die that night and liv manages to live, somehow, though not without damage. and she ends up carrying them. and the whole time, she's very set on the fact that those are jo's kids. so is tyler. but they do end up raising them. and instead of being named after a woman who never did anything for jo or alaric, the blonde twin is named lucette (lucas + josette) and the other is named josephine. the girls have two people who have each other's and theirs best interest at mind. there's no involving them in salvatore bullshit.

and when they talk about a girl named hope, who has hayley's eyes and last name, tyler and liv become mentors to her, too.

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iliana loves to manipulate her wife and her wife loves to pretend iliana is manipulating her

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Bonnie having siblings isn't necessarily a bad thing. Bonnie having more family even, is a good thing. It explores why Bonnie is one of the only Bennetts who wasn't raised with magic and how she becomes one of the most powerful Bennett witches to date.

Giving her siblings, imo, complicates the history of Abby leaving, of how Rudy approaches fatherhood, of how Sheila approaches being their guardian (keeping in mind that there is racism seeped into all of this from the writing, but taking about from an in-the-show standpoint). To give her cousins, imo, gives her family that are her peers but have typically been aware of their magic for a much longer time. It forces her to examine her own relationship with magic whilst giving her someone with magic who won't just disappear from her life or die (for the most part).

This is similar to giving her aunts or uncles, to me, tbh. A sibling is very directly in the same line of Bonnie's trajectory. Others are a little more removed whilst still being able to be involved at some point.

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Bonnie with siblings < Bonnie with cousins

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people wouldn’t feel so weirdly towards bonlena if the writers didn’t put such a weird narrative in their writing. did everything abt Bonnie’s life have to be stripped down to “does this benefit Elena’s life?” 🥴.

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I cannot believe I am being convinced to get really into a MFG harem plotbunny focusing on Matt........ I never considered this could be a possibility......

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I am demanding a comprehensive list of all the miriam kissers who exist amongst your ocs. the delilah kissers too thanks

I really need to make a fully comprehensive guild to all my ocs but that won't happen so I'll slowly push out rapid fire posts and hope for the best. <3

TOP TEN MIRIAM KISSERS! Also rapid fire except it's not because I can never shut up.

Soren. One of the best to ever do it. POV you love her as a human but you fall in love with her after death touches you both for the first time in your lives. POV death is a unification ceremony for the two of you (and your other brother, who you both orbit around). I'm cheating and adding Atlas to this answer so I can do more than ten.

Aspen. I feel this one in my soul.

Iliana. Nasty evil lesbian little sister Loves being able to manipulate her caring older sister.

Jaime probably is, right? I think she would take one look at my lil shaken egg brain baby and go "god, I need that."

Rarity. That seems fun.

James would probably genuinely try to help her get away from her siblings and fall in love with her along the way, against his will. (Lizzie is fuming).

Bridget, and she drags Tyler along, too. A beautiful girl in need of someone with a backbone who will fight for her? Yeah. Hiiii.

Edith Sulez. Based on Meredith from the books. You will understand.

I think My De Martel OC (name in progress. I'm trying sooo hard not to let it end with IA) would actually love to be her problem.

Roxanne Harley, the hybrid OC I told you about a bit ago. Rebekah is fuming.

TOP TEN DELILAH KISSERS!

Atlas. He is such a Delilah kisser.

Lizzie in any AU where she's a vampire. Unfortunately, as a human, she has the mind to not go near her.

Blonde Delilah, or Lilah. Lilah4Lilah.

Eira, as well. Delilah is very much a sister kisser, that can't be helped.

Soren and he doesn't like being this high up!

Because of how kind (in her own way) she is to Rebekah, Evelina would fall to her whims.

Lucia, my Lily-gave-birth-again-after-Stefan baby, would absolutely want to divulge into this madness.

In an AU where Poppy and Zach get turned instead of Jenna, I think Poppy falls into Delilah's madness.

Anastasia is not immune to her charm.

Tyra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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inside you there are two wolves

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rapid fire new orleans associated characters, 1 2 3 go!

Evelina Claire — Davina's eldest sister, who occasionally exists with my other OC who is also her sister. She's an '88 baby. They're all half sisters with the same mother, in that case. In her teen years, she falls in with the wrong guy and they have a Vegas wedding, leaving New Orleans behind for a while. She divorces him after a while but stays away until Davina goes missing. Sean gets to live in her story! (Note: Vincent Griffith's biggest kisser!!!)

Rowena Claire — The middle Claire Sister. She's a '91 baby. She was supposed to have the same parents as Davina but mama Claire had an oopsie and therefore she's also a half. Her bio dad came in and took her at some point during their childhood and she was raised by him for a few years, only circling back to the city when she was sixteen to make a relationship with her sisters again. (Note: She kisses one of my other ocs........ no shocker there....... I think for fun she gets to kiss Marcel too in a very ill advised way).

Jaime Kenner — Jackson's younger cousin, born around the 90-92 area. She's a wolf but has narrowly avoided triggering her curse and therefore The curse. When Hayley comes around, she plans to kind of drag her kicking and screaming into breaking the curse. (Note: She kisses a lot of people, including Kaleb and Gilbert and Anthony and anyone else she feels like.)

Brooke Westphall — This is probably cheating, because they do not hail from New Orleans. She's Kaleb's older cousin, though, and the only member of his family that's still in contact with him when he suddenly drops off the face of the Earth. (Note: She tries to kill Finn and then kisses him for a minute, somehow?)

Rarity O'Connell — She's Kieran's daughter, for fun. She had a human mother who spent most of her life on and off the wagon, and got booted from her life after Rarity broke her arm trying to stop her mom from falling from a window in a drunken haze. She has no interest in the church, but she has a big interest in keeping Sean sane. So much so that it gets her into trouble (Note: She kisses one of my OC's, but also Marcel. Which one is her endgame? How dare you ask me that?)

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Matthew learns that Kelly has not, in fact, been raising her kids but they are essentially raising themselves and flies into town right after Vicki disappears. He is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo appalled that nobody went "let me raise these kids as a favor to Kelly" <- guy who was hoping they would be taken in by the Gilberts

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in arthur's story he is literally doing a forced enemies to lovers with a lot of the mikaelsons because he HAS to fight for mikael's survival so HE doesn't die but TRUST HE DOESN'T LIKE HIM!!!

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an anon sent me this and I need to know for your ocs too:

If each of your Mikaelsons had to kiss one of your other OCS outside of the family, who would you pair them with?

This feels like cheating because I often have my OCS kiss my other OCS. Soren and Atlas, you'll always be famous to me!

Aaron — He'd be kissing the hell out of Poppy Sommers but she would not give him the time of day if Zach were alive.

Bryn — I have another Bennett OC, who is not Proto MFG or Bridge MFG because she never actually lived in the town at all (she lives in Georgia), but I think she would entice Bryn and kiss her breathless and then ditch her for her insane familial loving ways.

Eira — Probably one of my Klaus-brides. The one that immediately comes to mind is Leticia Chase, who is a vampire and who is very close with Aurora. She and Eira would have an ongoing, never-ending "best me in a fight" battle and every time she'd get closer to Eira trying to kiss her nasty.

Angela — I don't have any doppelganger OCs.......... our next best bet is probably Arthur, who is Tatia's brother who essentially got kidnapped by Mikael after he tried to take custody of Tatia's baby and is the only sire of Mikael (which means he is unfortunately diametrically opposed to Mikael dying, which Angela likes).

Delilah — Definitely Anastasia.

Mianna — I think she and Atticus would actually get on very well. Would it last? No. But they'd kiss!

Soren — Atlas! No one's doing it like them.

Tyra — She and Lizzie are making out. Her brothers can't have a girl while she's around.

Iliana — She wants to steal Bridget for herself. Bridget doesn't like knowing someone is trying to manipulate her, so like, shit isn't sweet, but she still wants her.

Magnus — Honestly, he and Shae might drag each other to hell. I think we should let them try.

Astoria — She and Aspen need to ditch the guys and kiss for a week and see how they like that.

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rapid fire mystic falls gang 2000s era characters (proto mfg has its own post!), 1 2 3 go

Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Donovan — Younger sister of Victoria & Matthew, twin sister of @icarusofathousanddays' Cosette. She's very close with Caroline, keeps falling in and out of love with her and Tyler, and is determined to keep Matt alive by the skin of her teeth. (Note: Her default AU involves Cosette and her secondary default AU involves Matt being a girl so it's #donovan sisters. She's a kisser of Tyler, Liv, Caroline and my other oc, James).

Hayden Gilbert — The adopted son of Grayson & Miranda. Born in 1990, adopted in 95. The son of one of Jenna's friends, who couldn't care for him properly. He's the older brother of Elena & Jeremy (& Nat when she exists <3).

Stella Gilbert — The daughter of Grayson & Miranda. Born the year after Jeremy, she's the youngest of the family. She was a surprise baby, much like Jeremy was, and also the 'end' of their family unit. She's a little bit of a bastard baby who wants to be older VERY badly. Named in honor of Flora, but I thought it'd be too confusing to have a character named Flora, so she gets a different winx name.

Gilbert Maxwell — The son of Judith Maxwell (nee Gilbert) & Robert Maxwell. Judith is Grayson & John's sister, meaning Gilbert is a cousin to Elena and Jeremy. He's one of the older ones, born in 1991. (Note: He's a kisser of one of my other characters, primarily, but also kisses Damon when he's spiraling).

Margaret Maxwell — A remix of Maggie from the books. She's Gilbert's younger sister and the daughter of Judith & Robert. She is on the younger side, a 1995 implant, and is left out of most things until she bullies her way into them. (Note: She kisses Ryan Clarke, for the most part. Maybe Sarah Salvatore every once in a while).

Bridget Bennett — Bonnie's second cousin, born in 1993, who spent summers in and out of Mystic Falls growing up. She's familiar with the gang. After Sheila passes away, she and her mom move to Mystic Falls to basically take custody of Bonnie and find out what happened. (Note: She kisses Tyler Lockwood, passionately. Also Liv sometimes! Kat wants to kiss her but she keeps saying no).

Anthony Lockwood — Richard Lockwood's controversial teen parent baby, who is actually the baby of Mason's friend and Richard took him in. Functionally Tyler's brother in all that matters. He's a 1991 baby, too. Dewai. (Note: He kisses my other OC.... I'm obsessed with myself! Sue me! On top of that, though, he's kissing some of Flora's people. As is my right).

James Young — Pastor Young's son and April's older brother. Also 1991. A little bit of a douchebag but in a very 'he's infamous and lovable and people hate him for it' way. Football star of his respective year. He tries not to be involved in the plot so badly that it wraps around and lands on his doorstep when his dad dies. (Note: He kisses Lizzie! Also Elena on his worst days).

Daniel Forbes — A remix of Caroline's older brother from the books. He was adopted by Liz and Bill Forbes and he's been around every since. I think his birth year lands in 1990. He's off at college for a bit of the plot but comes back for Vicki's funeral and goes ??? about everything. (Note: Kisses May Fitzgerald. Also kisses April Young, sometimes).

May Fitzgerald — A remix of a few book characters, tbh. She's distantly related to Bonnie on May's maternal side but she doesn't really know that. She exists with Daniel, because he meets her in college and she comes back into the plot with him. (Note: Kisses him. Duh.)

Shae Fell — An original because I'm insatiable. She's Logan Fell's younger sister who is aware of the council's dealings and a bit of a hunter herself. I wanna say she's in the 1991 gang, too. (Note: Idk who she kisses but she might kill them after she kisses them).

Edith Sulez — A remix of Meredith Sulez from the books. She's very close with Elena and Bonnie but eventually gravitates more towards May and Shae and such. (Note: She probably kisses the Martin siblings. I'm a truther.)

Daniela Sulez — I love building families. Edith doesn't have her brother SO she has a sister. Daniela is in the 1994 gang gang and therefore she is blessed and miraculous. She's also fucking pissed she isn't stronger than vampires. Unfortunately, she wants to be the most powerful thing to exist. (Note: She kisses whichever Mikaelson, immortal or big bad she can convince to be her dog at the time).

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lied about them getting their own post BRIDGE & PROTO MFG!

Judith Maxwell (nee Gilbert) — The eldest child of the Gilbert family, older sister to Grayson and John. She's married to Robert Maxwell and the mother of Gilbert & Maggie. Originally found in the TVD novels, repurposed and added to the show's storylines.

Robert Maxwell — MFG Adjacent. He's Judith's husband and father of her children. Also from the novels and repurposed. In the storyline following the show, I've decided he and Peter are estranged brothers.

Poppy Sommers — Mandatory Sommers sister because nobody is doing it like them in their family. She's the middle sister between Miranda and Jenna (also Liam's younger sister when she exists in a florias universe). In most of her universes, she ends up being the guardian for Sarah Salvatore after Stefan brings her to Grayson and raising her away from Mystic Falls. (Note: She kisses Zach, of course).

Leah Lockwood — Richard and Mason's younger sister who followed a downward spiral out of the town and came back later to be te cool aunt to Tyler and Anthony. She is severely disinterested in politics but somehow becomes the head of the council. (Note: She kisses plenty of people, including some of my own OCs).

Matthew J. Honeycutt — Also from the novels, but repurposed. He and Matt are supposed to be mirror characters, but alas. Matthew J. Honeycutt is Kelly Donovan's younger stepbrother. Also called MJ growing up. He's three years Jenna's junior. Ends up very close to Stefan when he comes to town to search for Vicki, finding out Kelly isn't raising her kids despite what she's told him. (Note: Typically kisses Anastasia, my character, but I'm not averse to him kissing everybody else Also).

Charlotte Flemming — Isobel's younger sister by five years. She knew Isobel chose to become a vampire and has kept it secret from her parents. She did not know of Elena's existence until Klaus tracked her down, though. (Note: I realize this sounds like a good set up for her to kiss Klaus, so maybe she can do that sometimes, but ultimately, she kisses Leah).

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Tell me which one of your ocs get the abortion 😤😤

I'm trying to think of all the ocs I've named and like... I am so lazy about putting all of these characters on a page and committing to it, omg.

Iliana is aborting that thing unless it serves a specific purpose or she's really, really in love and they want to keep the baby. She and Klaus kind of plot to manipulate Elena into wanting a baby at some point and Elena has to tell her that she actually does just want a kid down the line (because she wants to see Lana as a parent) so like. if she could stop trying to plant seeds in her head (she likes it about iliana, tbh, which makes her a freak)

If it's Jo's (somehow) or Jackson's baby, Bryn will have it and she will make it a communal baby to be raised by her, Jo, Jackson and Freya. If it's anyone else's somehow, or if Dahlia knocks her up, she's aborting it.

Mianna. Get it out of her. She'll let someone put it in Elijah if she has to.

Lizzie. Bffr. She's not committed to that lifestyle at all before she hits the age of thirty five.

Maggie. She ends up kind of raising a kid anyway but he's adopted so he doesn't count. She fears childbirth!!!!!!!!!!!

Shae. Get away from her. And she's breaking up with whoever knocks her up.

Tyra. Koren keep trying to convince her to have a baby to give to Klelijah to get them off their backs and she keeps telling them that she would sooner kill herself, them AND Klelijah.