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#jasdfohiasfd #listen the current wow patch is excellent fodder for weird quotes #discord shenanigans

helminth Mouth perfec t size for put warframe in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort warframe sleep soundly put warframe in helminth Mouth. Put Warframe In Helminth Mouth. no problems ever in hellmminth mouth because good Shape and Support for warframe neck weak of big warframe head. Ahelminth Mouth yes a place for a warframe put warframe in helminth mouth can trust helminth for giveing good love to warframe. friend helminth

#I didn't know what helminth was the first time the door opened and I still don't #but I know what it does mechanically?? baffling.

auramgold

a lot of people assume psychosis hallucinations are super intense all-consuming horror movie shit like the memes about the hat man or always horrible debilitating things that make you dangerous to be around

but in my experience 95% of my hallucinations are getting spooked by very clearly hearing someone knocking on my door or calling my name from another room or hearing footsteps walking behind me which are "just" my brain recreating the horror of an abusive childhood

i *have* gotten the "bugs crawling all over me" hallucination once or twice though and yeah that one is exactly as terrible horrible as it sounds AUGH

auramgold

(not trying to put you on blast specifically, you're just a good example to jump off of)

media and pop culture hypes up psychosis a lot as The Worst That Can Happen out of sanism, so even when you try and filter that cultural bias out you still assume it's based on something

when, no, psychosis is actually very simple: it's just hyperactive pattern matching. it's your brain's signal-to-noise ratio being off balance, it's seeing images in random static. it's not always this special uniquely big thing, it's in fact quite mundane a lot of the time.

no one is immune to psychosis, it's not purely the realm of the insane. anyone is one bad night of sleep or one bad case of food poisoning or one bad fever away from being just like me on my worst days.

and this, indeed, is why solidarity with the insane is so important: you, yes you too, are just one bad day from joining us, and no perceptions of being a "temporarily embarrassed sane person" will save you from the oppression of the psychiatric institution.

#90% of the time I've hallucinated waking up it was of like over dramatized bugs on my wall #it's only been something scarier than that twice ever. and it doesn't happen that often #I'm pretty sure it only happens when something visual wakes me up on the verge of falling into deep sleep #like the light changing or a shadow I somehow detect

eldritchdilf-deactivated2025061

Contrary to popular belief the biggest beginner's roadblock to art isn't even technical skill it's frustration tolerance, especially in the age of social media. It hurts and the frustration is endless but you must build the frustration tolerance equivalent to a roach's capacity to survive a nuclear explosion. That's how you build on the technical skill. Throw that "won't even start because I'm afraid it won't be perfect" shit out the window. Just do it. Just start. Good luck.

64mpg

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

flannelgirlfriend

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

#WAIT I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WAS POSTED JUNE 17 #person with the cake 30yr old birthday neighbors with me wait that's crazy lol #it was funny it was floating around in proximity to my birthday but that's REALLY funny

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

#that's fucking crazy how close it is #I want senshi to win so bad. huge w for the Tumblr sexyman economy

zootycoon-archive

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

loseremo

syzygy-yzygy

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

this-too-too-sullied-flesh

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

goodbirb

made a gif of vash getting shot off the car and sliding into a sink hole face first and disappearing under the sand and dying

#trigun #oh hell yeah this one has a nicer lesson #I made one after we first watched blr that was just the sliding down the sand loop #was astounded this isn't gifd more I couldn't find ANY

hymnism

#LOL WHAT #there have to be so many people who have never read the odyssey but know what happens in the odyssey

mio-nika

I think we should've bullied him more for this shit. Maybe it would've saved us from his future games.

mio-nika

I don't know maybe this game just aged badly and was good at the time of its release, but the writing is so ass.

#people were fascinated by how bad it was as I recall #drew a lot of people in and disappointed them #which did not used to detract from more games being made bc sales happened #way before the viral outrage letting other ppl try a game first era #if something looked cool you'd just try it if you had that console

lokaror

YOU CAN LEAD A NOOB TO WATER

#still thinking Abt when koto finished this with #But you can't make em swim!#so confidently

tacobellfries

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

#im so fucking glad Motorola still makes phones with headphone jacks

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

thekinglemingle

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

robinade

In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option

Voting ended onJul 20

➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):

The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.

➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.

➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.

*typingtest.now, typingtestgo.com, typerworld.com

#I'm not sure I even understand how to type at 35 wpm #is that like without homerow??#I feel like I could still break that on mobile #I learned homerow typing while I learned to write in school #last class that learned both cursive and typing at that school I think lol #my typing speed is around or over 100wpm but I chalk a lot of that up to communicating in video games lol

fishpondfish

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

#spider #spider mention #this is cracking meup

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