Hello dearies.

RPish blog for my plague nurse plushie Nurse Rose. Nurse Rose uses She/They pronouns. No smut will happen here however nurse rose asks that you be safe should you choose to participate in smutty acts. Mun is 21

[official-lucifers-child]

Daily Reminder To:

Take your medications that you need to!

Get up, stretch, walk around a bit!

Get some food and water if you haven’t in a while!

Plug in your device!

Feed any pets!

If it’s between 10 pm and 7 am and you have no reason to be awake besides being up on your phone, go to sleep or at least get comfortable and start trying to sleep!

Check around you and stack any dishes and bring them to the kitchen! Including plates, cups, bowls, and utensils!

Do a quick look around and pick up any trash and put it in the bin!

Message anyone to check in on them and yourself! Respond to any messages you may have gotten, answer some asks if need be, let your family know that you’re safe, whatever you need to do!

If you need to and are able to, go take a shower! Or clean your face! Get changed at the very least, put your clothes in the dirty hamper, and feel better about it!

That’s all for now! Good job, I’m proud of you for doing that!

[bloodiedstag]

Nurse Rose is taking Angel to cannibal town with her while she did her nursing rounds. She’s currently explaining cannibal customs “For weddings the couple will eat a piece of their partner’s flesh as a form of symbolism. For funerals the decedent is eaten by the community for similar symbolic purposes.”

“I know Alastor is more of an honorary cannibal, but I don’t recall him eatin some of Lucifer’s flesh at their weddin…. Probably somethin Lu didn’t agree with.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well their wedding had its own special customs. I’ve been to a number of weddings all across time and even helped with some births too. Speaking of today you will be assisting with some house calls and you will be expected to behave like a professional.” Nurse rose encountered her first case in the middle of the street with two cannibal girls fighting “Goodness.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I don’t know how to behave professionally in a- Christ….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose yanked the two girls apart “Now you girls stop that! Primrose Cannibale imagine what your mother would say if she saw you fighting in the streets like a hooligan! And Ingrid Norokhadok I know your father would be disappointed seeing you acting a wild beast! Now what has gotten into you both?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Her surname is Cannibale?”

“She said my umbrella looked ugly!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“It is ugly! Like your face!”

[bloodiedstag]

“Watch it, you!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Enough you two! Ingrid apologize right now for being rude, and primrose apologize for hitting Ingrid.”

[bloodiedstag]

Primrose poured. “Sorry for hitting you.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Ingrid huffed “Sorry for calling your umbrella ugly.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Thank you.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose sent them off with sweets for themselves and their parents

[bloodiedstag]

Angel watched carefully.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Ingrid ran off before skidding to a stop and returning “Thank you nurse rose.”

[bloodiedstag]

Primrose nodded. “Yeah, thanks!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Run along now girls.”

[bloodiedstag]

Primrose scampers home

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Ingrid darted off too

“They’re good girls. They just both have tempers.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I can kinda get it….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Now! First stop is Mrs Kinderfanger’s to check up on her and her triplets.”

[bloodiedstag]

Nurse Rose is taking Angel to cannibal town with her while she did her nursing rounds. She’s currently explaining cannibal customs “For weddings the couple will eat a piece of their partner’s flesh as a form of symbolism. For funerals the decedent is eaten by the community for similar symbolic purposes.”

“I know Alastor is more of an honorary cannibal, but I don’t recall him eatin some of Lucifer’s flesh at their weddin…. Probably somethin Lu didn’t agree with.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well their wedding had its own special customs. I’ve been to a number of weddings all across time and even helped with some births too. Speaking of today you will be assisting with some house calls and you will be expected to behave like a professional.” Nurse rose encountered her first case in the middle of the street with two cannibal girls fighting “Goodness.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I don’t know how to behave professionally in a- Christ….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose yanked the two girls apart “Now you girls stop that! Primrose Cannibale imagine what your mother would say if she saw you fighting in the streets like a hooligan! And Ingrid Norokhadok I know your father would be disappointed seeing you acting a wild beast! Now what has gotten into you both?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Her surname is Cannibale?”

“She said my umbrella looked ugly!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“It is ugly! Like your face!”

[bloodiedstag]

“Watch it, you!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Enough you two! Ingrid apologize right now for being rude, and primrose apologize for hitting Ingrid.”

[bloodiedstag]

Primrose poured. “Sorry for hitting you.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Ingrid huffed “Sorry for calling your umbrella ugly.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Thank you.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose sent them off with sweets for themselves and their parents

[bloodiedstag]

Angel watched carefully.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Ingrid ran off before skidding to a stop and returning “Thank you nurse rose.”

[bloodiedstag]

Primrose nodded. “Yeah, thanks!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Run along now girls.”

[bloodiedstag]

Primrose scampers home

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Ingrid darted off too

“They’re good girls. They just both have tempers.”

[bloodiedstag]

Nurse Rose is taking Angel to cannibal town with her while she did her nursing rounds. She’s currently explaining cannibal customs “For weddings the couple will eat a piece of their partner’s flesh as a form of symbolism. For funerals the decedent is eaten by the community for similar symbolic purposes.”

“I know Alastor is more of an honorary cannibal, but I don’t recall him eatin some of Lucifer’s flesh at their weddin…. Probably somethin Lu didn’t agree with.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well their wedding had its own special customs. I’ve been to a number of weddings all across time and even helped with some births too. Speaking of today you will be assisting with some house calls and you will be expected to behave like a professional.” Nurse rose encountered her first case in the middle of the street with two cannibal girls fighting “Goodness.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I don’t know how to behave professionally in a- Christ….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose yanked the two girls apart “Now you girls stop that! Primrose Cannibale imagine what your mother would say if she saw you fighting in the streets like a hooligan! And Ingrid Norokhadok I know your father would be disappointed seeing you acting a wild beast! Now what has gotten into you both?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Her surname is Cannibale?”

“She said my umbrella looked ugly!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“It is ugly! Like your face!”

[bloodiedstag]

“Watch it, you!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Enough you two! Ingrid apologize right now for being rude, and primrose apologize for hitting Ingrid.”

[bloodiedstag]

Primrose poured. “Sorry for hitting you.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Ingrid huffed “Sorry for calling your umbrella ugly.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Thank you.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose sent them off with sweets for themselves and their parents

[bloodiedstag]

Angel watched carefully.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Ingrid ran off before skidding to a stop and returning “Thank you nurse rose.”

[bloodiedstag]

Primrose nodded. “Yeah, thanks!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Run along now girls.”

[bloodiedstag]

Nurse Rose is taking Angel to cannibal town with her while she did her nursing rounds. She’s currently explaining cannibal customs “For weddings the couple will eat a piece of their partner’s flesh as a form of symbolism. For funerals the decedent is eaten by the community for similar symbolic purposes.”

“I know Alastor is more of an honorary cannibal, but I don’t recall him eatin some of Lucifer’s flesh at their weddin…. Probably somethin Lu didn’t agree with.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well their wedding had its own special customs. I’ve been to a number of weddings all across time and even helped with some births too. Speaking of today you will be assisting with some house calls and you will be expected to behave like a professional.” Nurse rose encountered her first case in the middle of the street with two cannibal girls fighting “Goodness.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I don’t know how to behave professionally in a- Christ….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose yanked the two girls apart “Now you girls stop that! Primrose Cannibale imagine what your mother would say if she saw you fighting in the streets like a hooligan! And Ingrid Norokhadok I know your father would be disappointed seeing you acting a wild beast! Now what has gotten into you both?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Her surname is Cannibale?”

“She said my umbrella looked ugly!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“It is ugly! Like your face!”

[bloodiedstag]

“Watch it, you!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Enough you two! Ingrid apologize right now for being rude, and primrose apologize for hitting Ingrid.”

[bloodiedstag]

Primrose poured. “Sorry for hitting you.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Ingrid huffed “Sorry for calling your umbrella ugly.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Thank you.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose sent them off with sweets for themselves and their parents

[bloodiedstag]

Angel watched carefully.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Ingrid ran off before skidding to a stop and returning “Thank you nurse rose.”

[bloodiedstag]

Nurse Rose is taking Angel to cannibal town with her while she did her nursing rounds. She’s currently explaining cannibal customs “For weddings the couple will eat a piece of their partner’s flesh as a form of symbolism. For funerals the decedent is eaten by the community for similar symbolic purposes.”

“I know Alastor is more of an honorary cannibal, but I don’t recall him eatin some of Lucifer’s flesh at their weddin…. Probably somethin Lu didn’t agree with.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well their wedding had its own special customs. I’ve been to a number of weddings all across time and even helped with some births too. Speaking of today you will be assisting with some house calls and you will be expected to behave like a professional.” Nurse rose encountered her first case in the middle of the street with two cannibal girls fighting “Goodness.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I don’t know how to behave professionally in a- Christ….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose yanked the two girls apart “Now you girls stop that! Primrose Cannibale imagine what your mother would say if she saw you fighting in the streets like a hooligan! And Ingrid Norokhadok I know your father would be disappointed seeing you acting a wild beast! Now what has gotten into you both?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Her surname is Cannibale?”

“She said my umbrella looked ugly!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“It is ugly! Like your face!”

[bloodiedstag]

“Watch it, you!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Enough you two! Ingrid apologize right now for being rude, and primrose apologize for hitting Ingrid.”

[bloodiedstag]

Primrose poured. “Sorry for hitting you.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Ingrid huffed “Sorry for calling your umbrella ugly.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Thank you.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose sent them off with sweets for themselves and their parents

[bloodiedstag]

Nurse Rose is taking Angel to cannibal town with her while she did her nursing rounds. She’s currently explaining cannibal customs “For weddings the couple will eat a piece of their partner’s flesh as a form of symbolism. For funerals the decedent is eaten by the community for similar symbolic purposes.”

“I know Alastor is more of an honorary cannibal, but I don’t recall him eatin some of Lucifer’s flesh at their weddin…. Probably somethin Lu didn’t agree with.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well their wedding had its own special customs. I’ve been to a number of weddings all across time and even helped with some births too. Speaking of today you will be assisting with some house calls and you will be expected to behave like a professional.” Nurse rose encountered her first case in the middle of the street with two cannibal girls fighting “Goodness.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I don’t know how to behave professionally in a- Christ….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose yanked the two girls apart “Now you girls stop that! Primrose Cannibale imagine what your mother would say if she saw you fighting in the streets like a hooligan! And Ingrid Norokhadok I know your father would be disappointed seeing you acting a wild beast! Now what has gotten into you both?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Her surname is Cannibale?”

“She said my umbrella looked ugly!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“It is ugly! Like your face!”

[bloodiedstag]

“Watch it, you!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Enough you two! Ingrid apologize right now for being rude, and primrose apologize for hitting Ingrid.”

[bloodiedstag]

Primrose poured. “Sorry for hitting you.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Ingrid huffed “Sorry for calling your umbrella ugly.”

[bloodiedstag]

Nurse Rose is taking Angel to cannibal town with her while she did her nursing rounds. She’s currently explaining cannibal customs “For weddings the couple will eat a piece of their partner’s flesh as a form of symbolism. For funerals the decedent is eaten by the community for similar symbolic purposes.”

“I know Alastor is more of an honorary cannibal, but I don’t recall him eatin some of Lucifer’s flesh at their weddin…. Probably somethin Lu didn’t agree with.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well their wedding had its own special customs. I’ve been to a number of weddings all across time and even helped with some births too. Speaking of today you will be assisting with some house calls and you will be expected to behave like a professional.” Nurse rose encountered her first case in the middle of the street with two cannibal girls fighting “Goodness.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I don’t know how to behave professionally in a- Christ….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose yanked the two girls apart “Now you girls stop that! Primrose Cannibale imagine what your mother would say if she saw you fighting in the streets like a hooligan! And Ingrid Norokhadok I know your father would be disappointed seeing you acting a wild beast! Now what has gotten into you both?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Her surname is Cannibale?”

“She said my umbrella looked ugly!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“It is ugly! Like your face!”

[bloodiedstag]

“Watch it, you!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Enough you two! Ingrid apologize right now for being rude, and primrose apologize for hitting Ingrid.”

[bloodiedstag]

Nurse Rose is taking Angel to cannibal town with her while she did her nursing rounds. She’s currently explaining cannibal customs “For weddings the couple will eat a piece of their partner’s flesh as a form of symbolism. For funerals the decedent is eaten by the community for similar symbolic purposes.”

“I know Alastor is more of an honorary cannibal, but I don’t recall him eatin some of Lucifer’s flesh at their weddin…. Probably somethin Lu didn’t agree with.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well their wedding had its own special customs. I’ve been to a number of weddings all across time and even helped with some births too. Speaking of today you will be assisting with some house calls and you will be expected to behave like a professional.” Nurse rose encountered her first case in the middle of the street with two cannibal girls fighting “Goodness.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I don’t know how to behave professionally in a- Christ….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose yanked the two girls apart “Now you girls stop that! Primrose Cannibale imagine what your mother would say if she saw you fighting in the streets like a hooligan! And Ingrid Norokhadok I know your father would be disappointed seeing you acting a wild beast! Now what has gotten into you both?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Her surname is Cannibale?”

“She said my umbrella looked ugly!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“It is ugly! Like your face!”

[bloodiedstag]

Nurse Rose is taking Angel to cannibal town with her while she did her nursing rounds. She’s currently explaining cannibal customs “For weddings the couple will eat a piece of their partner’s flesh as a form of symbolism. For funerals the decedent is eaten by the community for similar symbolic purposes.”

“I know Alastor is more of an honorary cannibal, but I don’t recall him eatin some of Lucifer’s flesh at their weddin…. Probably somethin Lu didn’t agree with.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well their wedding had its own special customs. I’ve been to a number of weddings all across time and even helped with some births too. Speaking of today you will be assisting with some house calls and you will be expected to behave like a professional.” Nurse rose encountered her first case in the middle of the street with two cannibal girls fighting “Goodness.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I don’t know how to behave professionally in a- Christ….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose yanked the two girls apart “Now you girls stop that! Primrose Cannibale imagine what your mother would say if she saw you fighting in the streets like a hooligan! And Ingrid Norokhadok I know your father would be disappointed seeing you acting a wild beast! Now what has gotten into you both?”

[bloodiedstag]

Nurse Rose is taking Angel to cannibal town with her while she did her nursing rounds. She’s currently explaining cannibal customs “For weddings the couple will eat a piece of their partner’s flesh as a form of symbolism. For funerals the decedent is eaten by the community for similar symbolic purposes.”

“I know Alastor is more of an honorary cannibal, but I don’t recall him eatin some of Lucifer’s flesh at their weddin…. Probably somethin Lu didn’t agree with.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well their wedding had its own special customs. I’ve been to a number of weddings all across time and even helped with some births too. Speaking of today you will be assisting with some house calls and you will be expected to behave like a professional.” Nurse rose encountered her first case in the middle of the street with two cannibal girls fighting “Goodness.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Good. *sees freddy post.*

Not even sure what he is.

“He is need of several vaccinations.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

*sees posts about Hikari.*

You good at treating non humans?

“That I am.”

[bloodiedstag]

A plague nurse is currently staying at the hotel and starting a garden of medical herbs

Alastor is moderately curious.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose was humming some song or another under her breath before noticing Alastor “Oh! Mister Montgomery-Morningstar! Forgive me for not noticing you. I get so involved with my plants sometimes I forget the rest of the world exists.” She chuckled lightly

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh, it is quite alright , my dear!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Is there something I could help you with Mister Montgomery-Morningstar?” She plucked some chamomile from a nearby shrub and tucked it into her “beak”

[bloodiedstag]

“I was merely observing you and your plants, my dear.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose chuckled pleased and tucked some chamomile behind his ear before noting a small scratch on his hand “Did Miss Cordelia play too rough again?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh- just a little.” his immediate reaction is always to downplay his injuries. “But she is a gator after all.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well let’s disinfect that for you. No reason you should have to suffer an infection.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Very well than.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose opened her medical bag and grabbed a small alcohol wipe. She wiped Alastor’s wound gently and then gave him a hello kitty bandaid

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor chuckled softly.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I’ll be doing some shopping later today Mister Montgomery-Morningstar if you’d like to join me. I’ll be stopping at one of my favorite stores on the way to pick up a few sweets for my clients and I also have a few appointments in cannibal town and could use an escort. Word around the hotel is that you’re familiar with the area.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I would be happy to join you and guide you around cannibal town!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose seemed to smile warmly under her mask as she took her shopping basket

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor stood, summoning his own shopping bags. He made them with Niffty :)

[theadventuresofnurserose]

The first stop was Hoxton street Monster Supplies where a plague doctor was bouncing excitedly as a jar of leeches was delivered “THE HUMORS ARE BALANCED ONCE MORE! Oh hello Rosie dear.” “Hello Dorian. Leeches again?”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor gently tapped at one jar.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Dr Dorian nodded before looking over at Alastor “Oh? And who’s this? You finally find a match?” Nurse Rose seemed to roll her eyes “Afraid not Dorian. He comes attached unfortunately.” She was teasing by the tone of her voice

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor looked up, cocking his head to the side slightly.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Dorian Dyscrasia my good sir!” Dorian shifted his leech jar to the side and shook Alastor’s hand with gusto

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor returned the handshake. “Alastor Montgomery-Morningstar!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“A pleasure to meet you my good man!”

[bloodiedstag]

“Likewise!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Dorian was an enthusiastic man but he had to leave. He did give Alastor a complimentary leech fresh from the jar as a gift.

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor seems marveled by the thing. He remembers Lucifer showing him pet leeches. Perhaps….

[theadventuresofnurserose]

The gentleman behind the counter, a man with lizard-like green skin, light-green eyes shoulder-length, messy, black hair grinned at rose “Dearest Nurse! Here for your usual supplies my dear?” Nurse rose giggled and nodded “I am dear twin.” “Please! Call me Wick.”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor has managed to coax the leech around his antlers. This man and his weird pets

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Wick filled Nurse Rose’s basket with delightfully gorey goodies along with her usual herbs and tinctures

[bloodiedstag]

Oh how absolutely delightful!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose grabbed Alastor a bar of edible void and grabbed a baggie of chopped arteries for herself

[bloodiedstag]

“Edible void….?”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Tastes like bitter dark chocolate.” Nurse rose paid for the order

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor likes dark chocolate :) he is grateful for the gift!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose lifted her mask slightly and snacked on chopped arteries which “taste like strawberries and vanilla.” according to her.

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor hms as he munches on the void. “Arguably the most intriguing treat I’ve ever eaten.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I picked up a few seasonings while we were there. I like some of my things seasoned with salt made from tears of hope. But I understand it might clash culinarily with other flavors.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I’ve never actually tried anything like that before!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Tastes like sea salt and lavender.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Lavender tastes like purple….” Alastor muses idly.

//statement based on when I tried lavender iced coffee and my first thought was “oh that’s what purple tastes like”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose chuckled “It does. Oh by the by do you want a chopped artery?”

[bloodiedstag]

“If you don’t mind!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose offered her bag up to Alastor

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor took one artery and gladly munched it.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

In her basket Nurse rose had some other items including shadow sauce, tinned fear, guts and garlic chutney, organ marmalade, and salt made from tears of laughter and boredom alongside tears of hope anger sorrow and envy. She also had some regular sweets and small toys for the cannibal children “Next stop is cannibal town. I’m running a vaccination clinic for the cannibal children today.”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor’s ear flicks, the mention of vaccines bringing him out of the thought process of memorizing the store. “I do wish you luck with that!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I’d like you to come with me as my escort. If the children see me with you they’ll be more inclined to trust me more.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I don’t see why not! They do have an odd affinity for me there. I’m somewhat of an uncle.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose followed Alastor to cannibal town where the children were gathered around Rosie nervous about their vaccines “Will it hurt?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Only a little pinch, but then you’ll all be nice and strong, I promise!” Rosie explained to the children, before noticing the two approaching sinners and waving them over.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose approached and set up a small stool for the children “Miss Rosie? Perhaps you’d like to receive the first vaccinations? To show the little ones there’s nothing to be scared of.” She patted the stool gently and the cannibal children hid behind Alastor nervously with a little boy named Dean speaking softly “I’m scared unca Alastor.”

[bloodiedstag]

Rosie gladly sat on the stool, rolling up her sleeve as one does when preparing for a shot.

Alastor gently pat Dean on the head. “Everyone is a little scared of needles, my dear! But, watch how brave Miss Rosie is.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose was gentle with administration of the vaccines but once over she gave Rosie her choice from the prize box and a hello kitty bandaid

[bloodiedstag]

Rosie thanked her and picked a small prize. Easy peasy!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Slowly but surely the cannibal children lined up and received their vaccines

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor watched them carefully.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose looked over at him after she was done with the last child, a timid little girl named Amy who had shrieked and sobbed and begged until it was over with and she had run off with her little prize to her mother and father

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor chuckled softly. “They’re good kids.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose nodded “Poor dear.”

[bloodiedstag]

“She’ll grow up with less fear, surely.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose nodded

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor chuckled, spinning his staff around before setting it back on the ground.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose approached Rosie before she left “Thank you so much for helping today Miss Rosie. And thank you for allowing this vaccination program to take place.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh of course, dear! Anythin that helps my people.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose gifted her an anatomically accurate brain made of milk chocolate as a thank you

[bloodiedstag]

Rosie is very grateful.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Back at the hotel Nurse Rose changed into her nightgown and slippers and got ready to relax for the evening

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor was cooking a small meal for himself.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

When Vox came over with Velvette a week later in order to try and trash the hotel’s reputation Nurse Rose was already annoyed by Vox by way of his reputation but Velvette tipped her over “You gonna diagnose me with having mummy issues or something?” “Unfortunately there’s no medical cause for you being a brat. That’s all you. However maybe those aforementioned Mommy issues could explain why you constantly brag that you’re on top. Or maybe you’re an insecure brat who’s so desperate for validation and approval that you act like you’re a big scary threat.”

[bloodiedstag]

If Alastor wasn’t purposefully hiding from his totally-not-ex, he would have been laughing his ass off.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Vox tried his hypnosis “Where is Alastor?” “I’m not telling you just because you use your silly little light show. It’s a cheap parlor trick and everyone knows it.”

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Velvette looks utterly in shock. “That usually works….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose made sure nobody else was looking before she slipped her mask up revealing the white faceless void underneath “Silly carnival tricks don’t work on me. I’ve faced far scarier than a bratty little doll and an egotistical television.” She then slid her mask back down and took a breath “Tea?”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“…. Yes ma’am.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose led her to her room chatting happily about the blend she’d just gotten and how lovely the weather was today and how she’d just gotten some sweets from a client in heaven as a thank you gift as if she hadn’t just scared the shit out of two feared overlords

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette followed stiffly, out of embarrassment and partial fear. Not that she’d admit either.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“So tell me dearest when was the last time you had a checkup?” Nurse rose had her sit in a plush armchair next to a stuffed rabbit

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“A while….? It’s kinda hard to get sick when you’re a doll.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Hard does not mean impossible my dear.” She spooned leaves into a tea pot with a gentle hum much like someone’s caring grandmother

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“I haven’t yet.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“That may be true but things tend to happen.” The kettle whistled and nurse rose picked it up and poured the hot water into the pot with the resulting brew smelling of ginger almonds and peaches

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette hms, crossing one leg over the other.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose poured two cups for them both and offered shortbread cookies

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette slowly took one

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose slid over a cup of tea “Now regarding your little television project to slander the hotel I don’t think it’s advisable to go ahead with it. Wouldn’t you agree dearie?”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“It’s kind of Vox’s thing….” Velvette slowly sipped the tea.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I see.”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“The man likes his smear campaigns.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Do you think perhaps you could get him to see reason?”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“I could try…. He probably won’t listen.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Do try dear. This hotel means so much to the princess and her girlfriend.”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“Fine, then….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

After some tea and cookies Nurse Rose escorted Velvette downstairs

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette followed, running her thumb over the rest of her fingers

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Remember what we discussed dear.”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“Yeah, got it….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose smiled warmly and led her to Vox. When the “exposee” aired that evening Nurse Rose left for Vee tower with cookies tea and determination “Husk could you be a dear and leave some warm milk with honey and some lavender out for me? I don’t think this will take long.” She slid over a trade instead of cash, a childhood treat from Husk’s past.

[bloodiedstag]

Husk offered a small salute. Thankfully, he’s always got his nonalcoholic supplies as well.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose left the hotel and made it to Vee tower

[bloodiedstag]

Vox is riding the high of the exposee. The tv man you are….

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose politely knocked on the tower door

[bloodiedstag]

An assistant opened the door.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I’m here to see Vox.” She knew Vox’s true human name but was saving that revelation for a bit

[bloodiedstag]

“O-of course, ma’am, right this way….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose followed the assistant serenely

[bloodiedstag]

She was led straight to Vox.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose adjusted her hood and flattened her skirt to look presentable before attention was on her

[bloodiedstag]

Vox blinked. “Uh…. What brings you here?”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose sat down “I wanted to talk about your little exposee. I thought you would see reason and keep this unreleased.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Exposee is how this company works, my dear! It’s our side hustle.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Perhaps my mask was making it difficult for you to understand me.” She removed it fully and set it down on her lap facing him with the featureless white void “Retract your film and never let it see the light of day.” The odor of foxglove began seeping from her body similar to the spray of a skunk serving as a warning

[bloodiedstag]

Vox stared with wide eyes before pulling over a screen and working at keeping the exposee from dropping. All while maintaining eye contact.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose was looking right at him despite not having visible eyes

[bloodiedstag]

“…. Done.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose slipped her mask back on and sniffed the chamomile in the beak calming down “I’m glad we could handle this civilly.” She stood up leaving the cookies and tea “Thank you for seeing reason mister Whittman.”

[bloodiedstag]

Vox dropped the screen he had been holding. “Did you just-??”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose left the tower and returned to the hotel explaining nothing

[bloodiedstag]

Vox is in extreme shock.

He’ll be fine

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose arrived home and sipped her mug of warm milk before heading to bed

[bloodiedstag]

She deserves a nice rest!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

The next day the serenity was shattered by a frantic cannibal “NURSE! NURSE! ITS TIME!”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor had been startled out of bed. He fell flat on his face…. He’ll live.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose ran out and returned hours later “Sorry for the excitement.”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor had made breakfast, as he does. “You’re quite alright.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Mrs Gertrude Kinderfanger in cannibal town gave birth today. Twins, baby girls.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh, how absolutely wonderful!”

Angel looks bemused. “…. Cannibals can reproduce?”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well the cannibal children don’t spawn from thin air.”

[bloodiedstag]

“…. I thought they were dead kids….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Heavens no. They go to heaven.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh thank god.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose gave his hand a gentle pat

[bloodiedstag]

Angel gave her a rumba up before walking off.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Dorian arrived shortly before lunch and plopped more leeches on Alastor

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor looks surprised, yet grateful. “Thank you, my good fellow!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Charlie was concerned “Are those-“ “Medicinal leeches my dear! Much safer than feral ones.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I name them :D”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose seemed to roll her eyes and giggled “You’re so silly.” She then turned back to making her anti emetic syrup for a recovering Angel “Now as for you, why did you think chugging 6 entire bottles of tequila was a good idea?”

[bloodiedstag]

“It was a bet….” The lanky spider admitted.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose sighed and once the syrup cooled she poured him a spoonful

[bloodiedstag]

“Thanks….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose seemed to smile maternally towards him and gave him the spoon

[bloodiedstag]

He took it and consumed the contents, before flopping back in the couch.

“He’s quite self destructive….” Alastor notes, masking a frown.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Yes but we can work on it.”

[bloodiedstag]

“…. I have faith you can.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Every hangover every regretful morning every time he gets ill off tequila that is a lesson. A consequence of indulgence. Naturally I’m going to help ease the discomfort but not after ensuring he learns a lesson from his actions.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I was unaware his main sin was gluttony…. He and I don’t talk much.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose grabbed a cool compress for Angel’s head and got him some mint tea

[bloodiedstag]

“Thanks….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose switched Angel’s phone to do not disturb and brought it to his room to charge

[bloodiedstag]

A plague nurse is currently staying at the hotel and starting a garden of medical herbs

Alastor is moderately curious.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose was humming some song or another under her breath before noticing Alastor “Oh! Mister Montgomery-Morningstar! Forgive me for not noticing you. I get so involved with my plants sometimes I forget the rest of the world exists.” She chuckled lightly

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh, it is quite alright , my dear!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Is there something I could help you with Mister Montgomery-Morningstar?” She plucked some chamomile from a nearby shrub and tucked it into her “beak”

[bloodiedstag]

“I was merely observing you and your plants, my dear.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose chuckled pleased and tucked some chamomile behind his ear before noting a small scratch on his hand “Did Miss Cordelia play too rough again?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh- just a little.” his immediate reaction is always to downplay his injuries. “But she is a gator after all.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well let’s disinfect that for you. No reason you should have to suffer an infection.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Very well than.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose opened her medical bag and grabbed a small alcohol wipe. She wiped Alastor’s wound gently and then gave him a hello kitty bandaid

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor chuckled softly.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I’ll be doing some shopping later today Mister Montgomery-Morningstar if you’d like to join me. I’ll be stopping at one of my favorite stores on the way to pick up a few sweets for my clients and I also have a few appointments in cannibal town and could use an escort. Word around the hotel is that you’re familiar with the area.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I would be happy to join you and guide you around cannibal town!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose seemed to smile warmly under her mask as she took her shopping basket

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor stood, summoning his own shopping bags. He made them with Niffty :)

[theadventuresofnurserose]

The first stop was Hoxton street Monster Supplies where a plague doctor was bouncing excitedly as a jar of leeches was delivered “THE HUMORS ARE BALANCED ONCE MORE! Oh hello Rosie dear.” “Hello Dorian. Leeches again?”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor gently tapped at one jar.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Dr Dorian nodded before looking over at Alastor “Oh? And who’s this? You finally find a match?” Nurse Rose seemed to roll her eyes “Afraid not Dorian. He comes attached unfortunately.” She was teasing by the tone of her voice

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor looked up, cocking his head to the side slightly.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Dorian Dyscrasia my good sir!” Dorian shifted his leech jar to the side and shook Alastor’s hand with gusto

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor returned the handshake. “Alastor Montgomery-Morningstar!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“A pleasure to meet you my good man!”

[bloodiedstag]

“Likewise!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Dorian was an enthusiastic man but he had to leave. He did give Alastor a complimentary leech fresh from the jar as a gift.

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor seems marveled by the thing. He remembers Lucifer showing him pet leeches. Perhaps….

[theadventuresofnurserose]

The gentleman behind the counter, a man with lizard-like green skin, light-green eyes shoulder-length, messy, black hair grinned at rose “Dearest Nurse! Here for your usual supplies my dear?” Nurse rose giggled and nodded “I am dear twin.” “Please! Call me Wick.”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor has managed to coax the leech around his antlers. This man and his weird pets

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Wick filled Nurse Rose’s basket with delightfully gorey goodies along with her usual herbs and tinctures

[bloodiedstag]

Oh how absolutely delightful!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose grabbed Alastor a bar of edible void and grabbed a baggie of chopped arteries for herself

[bloodiedstag]

“Edible void….?”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Tastes like bitter dark chocolate.” Nurse rose paid for the order

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor likes dark chocolate :) he is grateful for the gift!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose lifted her mask slightly and snacked on chopped arteries which “taste like strawberries and vanilla.” according to her.

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor hms as he munches on the void. “Arguably the most intriguing treat I’ve ever eaten.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I picked up a few seasonings while we were there. I like some of my things seasoned with salt made from tears of hope. But I understand it might clash culinarily with other flavors.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I’ve never actually tried anything like that before!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Tastes like sea salt and lavender.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Lavender tastes like purple….” Alastor muses idly.

//statement based on when I tried lavender iced coffee and my first thought was “oh that’s what purple tastes like”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose chuckled “It does. Oh by the by do you want a chopped artery?”

[bloodiedstag]

“If you don’t mind!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose offered her bag up to Alastor

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor took one artery and gladly munched it.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

In her basket Nurse rose had some other items including shadow sauce, tinned fear, guts and garlic chutney, organ marmalade, and salt made from tears of laughter and boredom alongside tears of hope anger sorrow and envy. She also had some regular sweets and small toys for the cannibal children “Next stop is cannibal town. I’m running a vaccination clinic for the cannibal children today.”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor’s ear flicks, the mention of vaccines bringing him out of the thought process of memorizing the store. “I do wish you luck with that!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I’d like you to come with me as my escort. If the children see me with you they’ll be more inclined to trust me more.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I don’t see why not! They do have an odd affinity for me there. I’m somewhat of an uncle.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose followed Alastor to cannibal town where the children were gathered around Rosie nervous about their vaccines “Will it hurt?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Only a little pinch, but then you’ll all be nice and strong, I promise!” Rosie explained to the children, before noticing the two approaching sinners and waving them over.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose approached and set up a small stool for the children “Miss Rosie? Perhaps you’d like to receive the first vaccinations? To show the little ones there’s nothing to be scared of.” She patted the stool gently and the cannibal children hid behind Alastor nervously with a little boy named Dean speaking softly “I’m scared unca Alastor.”

[bloodiedstag]

Rosie gladly sat on the stool, rolling up her sleeve as one does when preparing for a shot.

Alastor gently pat Dean on the head. “Everyone is a little scared of needles, my dear! But, watch how brave Miss Rosie is.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose was gentle with administration of the vaccines but once over she gave Rosie her choice from the prize box and a hello kitty bandaid

[bloodiedstag]

Rosie thanked her and picked a small prize. Easy peasy!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Slowly but surely the cannibal children lined up and received their vaccines

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor watched them carefully.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose looked over at him after she was done with the last child, a timid little girl named Amy who had shrieked and sobbed and begged until it was over with and she had run off with her little prize to her mother and father

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor chuckled softly. “They’re good kids.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose nodded “Poor dear.”

[bloodiedstag]

“She’ll grow up with less fear, surely.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose nodded

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor chuckled, spinning his staff around before setting it back on the ground.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose approached Rosie before she left “Thank you so much for helping today Miss Rosie. And thank you for allowing this vaccination program to take place.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh of course, dear! Anythin that helps my people.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose gifted her an anatomically accurate brain made of milk chocolate as a thank you

[bloodiedstag]

Rosie is very grateful.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Back at the hotel Nurse Rose changed into her nightgown and slippers and got ready to relax for the evening

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor was cooking a small meal for himself.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

When Vox came over with Velvette a week later in order to try and trash the hotel’s reputation Nurse Rose was already annoyed by Vox by way of his reputation but Velvette tipped her over “You gonna diagnose me with having mummy issues or something?” “Unfortunately there’s no medical cause for you being a brat. That’s all you. However maybe those aforementioned Mommy issues could explain why you constantly brag that you’re on top. Or maybe you’re an insecure brat who’s so desperate for validation and approval that you act like you’re a big scary threat.”

[bloodiedstag]

If Alastor wasn’t purposefully hiding from his totally-not-ex, he would have been laughing his ass off.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Vox tried his hypnosis “Where is Alastor?” “I’m not telling you just because you use your silly little light show. It’s a cheap parlor trick and everyone knows it.”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette looks utterly in shock. “That usually works….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose made sure nobody else was looking before she slipped her mask up revealing the white faceless void underneath “Silly carnival tricks don’t work on me. I’ve faced far scarier than a bratty little doll and an egotistical television.” She then slid her mask back down and took a breath “Tea?”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“…. Yes ma’am.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose led her to her room chatting happily about the blend she’d just gotten and how lovely the weather was today and how she’d just gotten some sweets from a client in heaven as a thank you gift as if she hadn’t just scared the shit out of two feared overlords

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette followed stiffly, out of embarrassment and partial fear. Not that she’d admit either.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“So tell me dearest when was the last time you had a checkup?” Nurse rose had her sit in a plush armchair next to a stuffed rabbit

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“A while….? It’s kinda hard to get sick when you’re a doll.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Hard does not mean impossible my dear.” She spooned leaves into a tea pot with a gentle hum much like someone’s caring grandmother

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“I haven’t yet.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“That may be true but things tend to happen.” The kettle whistled and nurse rose picked it up and poured the hot water into the pot with the resulting brew smelling of ginger almonds and peaches

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette hms, crossing one leg over the other.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose poured two cups for them both and offered shortbread cookies

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette slowly took one

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose slid over a cup of tea “Now regarding your little television project to slander the hotel I don’t think it’s advisable to go ahead with it. Wouldn’t you agree dearie?”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“It’s kind of Vox’s thing….” Velvette slowly sipped the tea.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I see.”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“The man likes his smear campaigns.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Do you think perhaps you could get him to see reason?”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“I could try…. He probably won’t listen.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Do try dear. This hotel means so much to the princess and her girlfriend.”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“Fine, then….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

After some tea and cookies Nurse Rose escorted Velvette downstairs

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette followed, running her thumb over the rest of her fingers

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Remember what we discussed dear.”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“Yeah, got it….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose smiled warmly and led her to Vox. When the “exposee” aired that evening Nurse Rose left for Vee tower with cookies tea and determination “Husk could you be a dear and leave some warm milk with honey and some lavender out for me? I don’t think this will take long.” She slid over a trade instead of cash, a childhood treat from Husk’s past.

[bloodiedstag]

Husk offered a small salute. Thankfully, he’s always got his nonalcoholic supplies as well.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose left the hotel and made it to Vee tower

[bloodiedstag]

Vox is riding the high of the exposee. The tv man you are….

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose politely knocked on the tower door

[bloodiedstag]

An assistant opened the door.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I’m here to see Vox.” She knew Vox’s true human name but was saving that revelation for a bit

[bloodiedstag]

“O-of course, ma’am, right this way….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose followed the assistant serenely

[bloodiedstag]

She was led straight to Vox.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose adjusted her hood and flattened her skirt to look presentable before attention was on her

[bloodiedstag]

Vox blinked. “Uh…. What brings you here?”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose sat down “I wanted to talk about your little exposee. I thought you would see reason and keep this unreleased.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Exposee is how this company works, my dear! It’s our side hustle.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Perhaps my mask was making it difficult for you to understand me.” She removed it fully and set it down on her lap facing him with the featureless white void “Retract your film and never let it see the light of day.” The odor of foxglove began seeping from her body similar to the spray of a skunk serving as a warning

[bloodiedstag]

Vox stared with wide eyes before pulling over a screen and working at keeping the exposee from dropping. All while maintaining eye contact.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose was looking right at him despite not having visible eyes

[bloodiedstag]

“…. Done.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose slipped her mask back on and sniffed the chamomile in the beak calming down “I’m glad we could handle this civilly.” She stood up leaving the cookies and tea “Thank you for seeing reason mister Whittman.”

[bloodiedstag]

Vox dropped the screen he had been holding. “Did you just-??”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose left the tower and returned to the hotel explaining nothing

[bloodiedstag]

Vox is in extreme shock.

He’ll be fine

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose arrived home and sipped her mug of warm milk before heading to bed

[bloodiedstag]

She deserves a nice rest!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

The next day the serenity was shattered by a frantic cannibal “NURSE! NURSE! ITS TIME!”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor had been startled out of bed. He fell flat on his face…. He’ll live.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose ran out and returned hours later “Sorry for the excitement.”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor had made breakfast, as he does. “You’re quite alright.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Mrs Gertrude Kinderfanger in cannibal town gave birth today. Twins, baby girls.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh, how absolutely wonderful!”

Angel looks bemused. “…. Cannibals can reproduce?”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well the cannibal children don’t spawn from thin air.”

[bloodiedstag]

“…. I thought they were dead kids….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Heavens no. They go to heaven.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh thank god.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose gave his hand a gentle pat

[bloodiedstag]

Angel gave her a rumba up before walking off.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Dorian arrived shortly before lunch and plopped more leeches on Alastor

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor looks surprised, yet grateful. “Thank you, my good fellow!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Charlie was concerned “Are those-“ “Medicinal leeches my dear! Much safer than feral ones.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I name them :D”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose seemed to roll her eyes and giggled “You’re so silly.” She then turned back to making her anti emetic syrup for a recovering Angel “Now as for you, why did you think chugging 6 entire bottles of tequila was a good idea?”

[bloodiedstag]

“It was a bet….” The lanky spider admitted.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose sighed and once the syrup cooled she poured him a spoonful

[bloodiedstag]

“Thanks….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose seemed to smile maternally towards him and gave him the spoon

[bloodiedstag]

He took it and consumed the contents, before flopping back in the couch.

“He’s quite self destructive….” Alastor notes, masking a frown.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Yes but we can work on it.”

[bloodiedstag]

“…. I have faith you can.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Every hangover every regretful morning every time he gets ill off tequila that is a lesson. A consequence of indulgence. Naturally I’m going to help ease the discomfort but not after ensuring he learns a lesson from his actions.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I was unaware his main sin was gluttony…. He and I don’t talk much.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose grabbed a cool compress for Angel’s head and got him some mint tea

[bloodiedstag]

A plague nurse is currently staying at the hotel and starting a garden of medical herbs

Alastor is moderately curious.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose was humming some song or another under her breath before noticing Alastor “Oh! Mister Montgomery-Morningstar! Forgive me for not noticing you. I get so involved with my plants sometimes I forget the rest of the world exists.” She chuckled lightly

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh, it is quite alright , my dear!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Is there something I could help you with Mister Montgomery-Morningstar?” She plucked some chamomile from a nearby shrub and tucked it into her “beak”

[bloodiedstag]

“I was merely observing you and your plants, my dear.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose chuckled pleased and tucked some chamomile behind his ear before noting a small scratch on his hand “Did Miss Cordelia play too rough again?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh- just a little.” his immediate reaction is always to downplay his injuries. “But she is a gator after all.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well let’s disinfect that for you. No reason you should have to suffer an infection.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Very well than.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose opened her medical bag and grabbed a small alcohol wipe. She wiped Alastor’s wound gently and then gave him a hello kitty bandaid

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor chuckled softly.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I’ll be doing some shopping later today Mister Montgomery-Morningstar if you’d like to join me. I’ll be stopping at one of my favorite stores on the way to pick up a few sweets for my clients and I also have a few appointments in cannibal town and could use an escort. Word around the hotel is that you’re familiar with the area.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I would be happy to join you and guide you around cannibal town!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose seemed to smile warmly under her mask as she took her shopping basket

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor stood, summoning his own shopping bags. He made them with Niffty :)

[theadventuresofnurserose]

The first stop was Hoxton street Monster Supplies where a plague doctor was bouncing excitedly as a jar of leeches was delivered “THE HUMORS ARE BALANCED ONCE MORE! Oh hello Rosie dear.” “Hello Dorian. Leeches again?”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor gently tapped at one jar.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Dr Dorian nodded before looking over at Alastor “Oh? And who’s this? You finally find a match?” Nurse Rose seemed to roll her eyes “Afraid not Dorian. He comes attached unfortunately.” She was teasing by the tone of her voice

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor looked up, cocking his head to the side slightly.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Dorian Dyscrasia my good sir!” Dorian shifted his leech jar to the side and shook Alastor’s hand with gusto

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor returned the handshake. “Alastor Montgomery-Morningstar!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“A pleasure to meet you my good man!”

[bloodiedstag]

“Likewise!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Dorian was an enthusiastic man but he had to leave. He did give Alastor a complimentary leech fresh from the jar as a gift.

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor seems marveled by the thing. He remembers Lucifer showing him pet leeches. Perhaps….

[theadventuresofnurserose]

The gentleman behind the counter, a man with lizard-like green skin, light-green eyes shoulder-length, messy, black hair grinned at rose “Dearest Nurse! Here for your usual supplies my dear?” Nurse rose giggled and nodded “I am dear twin.” “Please! Call me Wick.”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor has managed to coax the leech around his antlers. This man and his weird pets

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Wick filled Nurse Rose’s basket with delightfully gorey goodies along with her usual herbs and tinctures

[bloodiedstag]

Oh how absolutely delightful!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose grabbed Alastor a bar of edible void and grabbed a baggie of chopped arteries for herself

[bloodiedstag]

“Edible void….?”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Tastes like bitter dark chocolate.” Nurse rose paid for the order

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor likes dark chocolate :) he is grateful for the gift!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose lifted her mask slightly and snacked on chopped arteries which “taste like strawberries and vanilla.” according to her.

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor hms as he munches on the void. “Arguably the most intriguing treat I’ve ever eaten.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I picked up a few seasonings while we were there. I like some of my things seasoned with salt made from tears of hope. But I understand it might clash culinarily with other flavors.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I’ve never actually tried anything like that before!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Tastes like sea salt and lavender.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Lavender tastes like purple….” Alastor muses idly.

//statement based on when I tried lavender iced coffee and my first thought was “oh that’s what purple tastes like”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose chuckled “It does. Oh by the by do you want a chopped artery?”

[bloodiedstag]

“If you don’t mind!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose offered her bag up to Alastor

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor took one artery and gladly munched it.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

In her basket Nurse rose had some other items including shadow sauce, tinned fear, guts and garlic chutney, organ marmalade, and salt made from tears of laughter and boredom alongside tears of hope anger sorrow and envy. She also had some regular sweets and small toys for the cannibal children “Next stop is cannibal town. I’m running a vaccination clinic for the cannibal children today.”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor’s ear flicks, the mention of vaccines bringing him out of the thought process of memorizing the store. “I do wish you luck with that!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I’d like you to come with me as my escort. If the children see me with you they’ll be more inclined to trust me more.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I don’t see why not! They do have an odd affinity for me there. I’m somewhat of an uncle.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose followed Alastor to cannibal town where the children were gathered around Rosie nervous about their vaccines “Will it hurt?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Only a little pinch, but then you’ll all be nice and strong, I promise!” Rosie explained to the children, before noticing the two approaching sinners and waving them over.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose approached and set up a small stool for the children “Miss Rosie? Perhaps you’d like to receive the first vaccinations? To show the little ones there’s nothing to be scared of.” She patted the stool gently and the cannibal children hid behind Alastor nervously with a little boy named Dean speaking softly “I’m scared unca Alastor.”

[bloodiedstag]

Rosie gladly sat on the stool, rolling up her sleeve as one does when preparing for a shot.

Alastor gently pat Dean on the head. “Everyone is a little scared of needles, my dear! But, watch how brave Miss Rosie is.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose was gentle with administration of the vaccines but once over she gave Rosie her choice from the prize box and a hello kitty bandaid

[bloodiedstag]

Rosie thanked her and picked a small prize. Easy peasy!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Slowly but surely the cannibal children lined up and received their vaccines

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor watched them carefully.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose looked over at him after she was done with the last child, a timid little girl named Amy who had shrieked and sobbed and begged until it was over with and she had run off with her little prize to her mother and father

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor chuckled softly. “They’re good kids.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose nodded “Poor dear.”

[bloodiedstag]

“She’ll grow up with less fear, surely.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose nodded

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor chuckled, spinning his staff around before setting it back on the ground.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose approached Rosie before she left “Thank you so much for helping today Miss Rosie. And thank you for allowing this vaccination program to take place.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh of course, dear! Anythin that helps my people.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose gifted her an anatomically accurate brain made of milk chocolate as a thank you

[bloodiedstag]

Rosie is very grateful.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Back at the hotel Nurse Rose changed into her nightgown and slippers and got ready to relax for the evening

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor was cooking a small meal for himself.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

When Vox came over with Velvette a week later in order to try and trash the hotel’s reputation Nurse Rose was already annoyed by Vox by way of his reputation but Velvette tipped her over “You gonna diagnose me with having mummy issues or something?” “Unfortunately there’s no medical cause for you being a brat. That’s all you. However maybe those aforementioned Mommy issues could explain why you constantly brag that you’re on top. Or maybe you’re an insecure brat who’s so desperate for validation and approval that you act like you’re a big scary threat.”

[bloodiedstag]

If Alastor wasn’t purposefully hiding from his totally-not-ex, he would have been laughing his ass off.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Vox tried his hypnosis “Where is Alastor?” “I’m not telling you just because you use your silly little light show. It’s a cheap parlor trick and everyone knows it.”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette looks utterly in shock. “That usually works….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose made sure nobody else was looking before she slipped her mask up revealing the white faceless void underneath “Silly carnival tricks don’t work on me. I’ve faced far scarier than a bratty little doll and an egotistical television.” She then slid her mask back down and took a breath “Tea?”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“…. Yes ma’am.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose led her to her room chatting happily about the blend she’d just gotten and how lovely the weather was today and how she’d just gotten some sweets from a client in heaven as a thank you gift as if she hadn’t just scared the shit out of two feared overlords

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette followed stiffly, out of embarrassment and partial fear. Not that she’d admit either.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“So tell me dearest when was the last time you had a checkup?” Nurse rose had her sit in a plush armchair next to a stuffed rabbit

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“A while….? It’s kinda hard to get sick when you’re a doll.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Hard does not mean impossible my dear.” She spooned leaves into a tea pot with a gentle hum much like someone’s caring grandmother

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“I haven’t yet.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“That may be true but things tend to happen.” The kettle whistled and nurse rose picked it up and poured the hot water into the pot with the resulting brew smelling of ginger almonds and peaches

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette hms, crossing one leg over the other.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose poured two cups for them both and offered shortbread cookies

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette slowly took one

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose slid over a cup of tea “Now regarding your little television project to slander the hotel I don’t think it’s advisable to go ahead with it. Wouldn’t you agree dearie?”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“It’s kind of Vox’s thing….” Velvette slowly sipped the tea.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I see.”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“The man likes his smear campaigns.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Do you think perhaps you could get him to see reason?”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“I could try…. He probably won’t listen.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Do try dear. This hotel means so much to the princess and her girlfriend.”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“Fine, then….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

After some tea and cookies Nurse Rose escorted Velvette downstairs

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette followed, running her thumb over the rest of her fingers

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Remember what we discussed dear.”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“Yeah, got it….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose smiled warmly and led her to Vox. When the “exposee” aired that evening Nurse Rose left for Vee tower with cookies tea and determination “Husk could you be a dear and leave some warm milk with honey and some lavender out for me? I don’t think this will take long.” She slid over a trade instead of cash, a childhood treat from Husk’s past.

[bloodiedstag]

Husk offered a small salute. Thankfully, he’s always got his nonalcoholic supplies as well.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose left the hotel and made it to Vee tower

[bloodiedstag]

Vox is riding the high of the exposee. The tv man you are….

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose politely knocked on the tower door

[bloodiedstag]

An assistant opened the door.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I’m here to see Vox.” She knew Vox’s true human name but was saving that revelation for a bit

[bloodiedstag]

“O-of course, ma’am, right this way….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose followed the assistant serenely

[bloodiedstag]

She was led straight to Vox.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose adjusted her hood and flattened her skirt to look presentable before attention was on her

[bloodiedstag]

Vox blinked. “Uh…. What brings you here?”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose sat down “I wanted to talk about your little exposee. I thought you would see reason and keep this unreleased.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Exposee is how this company works, my dear! It’s our side hustle.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Perhaps my mask was making it difficult for you to understand me.” She removed it fully and set it down on her lap facing him with the featureless white void “Retract your film and never let it see the light of day.” The odor of foxglove began seeping from her body similar to the spray of a skunk serving as a warning

[bloodiedstag]

Vox stared with wide eyes before pulling over a screen and working at keeping the exposee from dropping. All while maintaining eye contact.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose was looking right at him despite not having visible eyes

[bloodiedstag]

“…. Done.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose slipped her mask back on and sniffed the chamomile in the beak calming down “I’m glad we could handle this civilly.” She stood up leaving the cookies and tea “Thank you for seeing reason mister Whittman.”

[bloodiedstag]

Vox dropped the screen he had been holding. “Did you just-??”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose left the tower and returned to the hotel explaining nothing

[bloodiedstag]

Vox is in extreme shock.

He’ll be fine

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose arrived home and sipped her mug of warm milk before heading to bed

[bloodiedstag]

She deserves a nice rest!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

The next day the serenity was shattered by a frantic cannibal “NURSE! NURSE! ITS TIME!”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor had been startled out of bed. He fell flat on his face…. He’ll live.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose ran out and returned hours later “Sorry for the excitement.”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor had made breakfast, as he does. “You’re quite alright.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Mrs Gertrude Kinderfanger in cannibal town gave birth today. Twins, baby girls.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh, how absolutely wonderful!”

Angel looks bemused. “…. Cannibals can reproduce?”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well the cannibal children don’t spawn from thin air.”

[bloodiedstag]

“…. I thought they were dead kids….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Heavens no. They go to heaven.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh thank god.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose gave his hand a gentle pat

[bloodiedstag]

Angel gave her a rumba up before walking off.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Dorian arrived shortly before lunch and plopped more leeches on Alastor

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor looks surprised, yet grateful. “Thank you, my good fellow!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Charlie was concerned “Are those-“ “Medicinal leeches my dear! Much safer than feral ones.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I name them :D”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose seemed to roll her eyes and giggled “You’re so silly.” She then turned back to making her anti emetic syrup for a recovering Angel “Now as for you, why did you think chugging 6 entire bottles of tequila was a good idea?”

[bloodiedstag]

“It was a bet….” The lanky spider admitted.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose sighed and once the syrup cooled she poured him a spoonful

[bloodiedstag]

“Thanks….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose seemed to smile maternally towards him and gave him the spoon

[bloodiedstag]

He took it and consumed the contents, before flopping back in the couch.

“He’s quite self destructive….” Alastor notes, masking a frown.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Yes but we can work on it.”

[bloodiedstag]

“…. I have faith you can.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Every hangover every regretful morning every time he gets ill off tequila that is a lesson. A consequence of indulgence. Naturally I’m going to help ease the discomfort but not after ensuring he learns a lesson from his actions.”

[bloodiedstag]

A plague nurse is currently staying at the hotel and starting a garden of medical herbs

Alastor is moderately curious.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose was humming some song or another under her breath before noticing Alastor “Oh! Mister Montgomery-Morningstar! Forgive me for not noticing you. I get so involved with my plants sometimes I forget the rest of the world exists.” She chuckled lightly

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh, it is quite alright , my dear!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Is there something I could help you with Mister Montgomery-Morningstar?” She plucked some chamomile from a nearby shrub and tucked it into her “beak”

[bloodiedstag]

“I was merely observing you and your plants, my dear.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose chuckled pleased and tucked some chamomile behind his ear before noting a small scratch on his hand “Did Miss Cordelia play too rough again?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh- just a little.” his immediate reaction is always to downplay his injuries. “But she is a gator after all.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Well let’s disinfect that for you. No reason you should have to suffer an infection.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Very well than.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose opened her medical bag and grabbed a small alcohol wipe. She wiped Alastor’s wound gently and then gave him a hello kitty bandaid

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor chuckled softly.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I’ll be doing some shopping later today Mister Montgomery-Morningstar if you’d like to join me. I’ll be stopping at one of my favorite stores on the way to pick up a few sweets for my clients and I also have a few appointments in cannibal town and could use an escort. Word around the hotel is that you’re familiar with the area.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I would be happy to join you and guide you around cannibal town!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose seemed to smile warmly under her mask as she took her shopping basket

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor stood, summoning his own shopping bags. He made them with Niffty :)

[theadventuresofnurserose]

The first stop was Hoxton street Monster Supplies where a plague doctor was bouncing excitedly as a jar of leeches was delivered “THE HUMORS ARE BALANCED ONCE MORE! Oh hello Rosie dear.” “Hello Dorian. Leeches again?”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor gently tapped at one jar.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Dr Dorian nodded before looking over at Alastor “Oh? And who’s this? You finally find a match?” Nurse Rose seemed to roll her eyes “Afraid not Dorian. He comes attached unfortunately.” She was teasing by the tone of her voice

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor looked up, cocking his head to the side slightly.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Dorian Dyscrasia my good sir!” Dorian shifted his leech jar to the side and shook Alastor’s hand with gusto

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor returned the handshake. “Alastor Montgomery-Morningstar!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“A pleasure to meet you my good man!”

[bloodiedstag]

“Likewise!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Dorian was an enthusiastic man but he had to leave. He did give Alastor a complimentary leech fresh from the jar as a gift.

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor seems marveled by the thing. He remembers Lucifer showing him pet leeches. Perhaps….

[theadventuresofnurserose]

The gentleman behind the counter, a man with lizard-like green skin, light-green eyes shoulder-length, messy, black hair grinned at rose “Dearest Nurse! Here for your usual supplies my dear?” Nurse rose giggled and nodded “I am dear twin.” “Please! Call me Wick.”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor has managed to coax the leech around his antlers. This man and his weird pets

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Wick filled Nurse Rose’s basket with delightfully gorey goodies along with her usual herbs and tinctures

[bloodiedstag]

Oh how absolutely delightful!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose grabbed Alastor a bar of edible void and grabbed a baggie of chopped arteries for herself

[bloodiedstag]

“Edible void….?”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Tastes like bitter dark chocolate.” Nurse rose paid for the order

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor likes dark chocolate :) he is grateful for the gift!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose lifted her mask slightly and snacked on chopped arteries which “taste like strawberries and vanilla.” according to her.

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor hms as he munches on the void. “Arguably the most intriguing treat I’ve ever eaten.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I picked up a few seasonings while we were there. I like some of my things seasoned with salt made from tears of hope. But I understand it might clash culinarily with other flavors.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I’ve never actually tried anything like that before!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Tastes like sea salt and lavender.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Lavender tastes like purple….” Alastor muses idly.

//statement based on when I tried lavender iced coffee and my first thought was “oh that’s what purple tastes like”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose chuckled “It does. Oh by the by do you want a chopped artery?”

[bloodiedstag]

“If you don’t mind!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose offered her bag up to Alastor

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor took one artery and gladly munched it.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

In her basket Nurse rose had some other items including shadow sauce, tinned fear, guts and garlic chutney, organ marmalade, and salt made from tears of laughter and boredom alongside tears of hope anger sorrow and envy. She also had some regular sweets and small toys for the cannibal children “Next stop is cannibal town. I’m running a vaccination clinic for the cannibal children today.”

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor’s ear flicks, the mention of vaccines bringing him out of the thought process of memorizing the store. “I do wish you luck with that!”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“I’d like you to come with me as my escort. If the children see me with you they’ll be more inclined to trust me more.”

[bloodiedstag]

“I don’t see why not! They do have an odd affinity for me there. I’m somewhat of an uncle.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose followed Alastor to cannibal town where the children were gathered around Rosie nervous about their vaccines “Will it hurt?”

[bloodiedstag]

“Only a little pinch, but then you’ll all be nice and strong, I promise!” Rosie explained to the children, before noticing the two approaching sinners and waving them over.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose approached and set up a small stool for the children “Miss Rosie? Perhaps you’d like to receive the first vaccinations? To show the little ones there’s nothing to be scared of.” She patted the stool gently and the cannibal children hid behind Alastor nervously with a little boy named Dean speaking softly “I’m scared unca Alastor.”

[bloodiedstag]

Rosie gladly sat on the stool, rolling up her sleeve as one does when preparing for a shot.

Alastor gently pat Dean on the head. “Everyone is a little scared of needles, my dear! But, watch how brave Miss Rosie is.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose was gentle with administration of the vaccines but once over she gave Rosie her choice from the prize box and a hello kitty bandaid

[bloodiedstag]

Rosie thanked her and picked a small prize. Easy peasy!

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Slowly but surely the cannibal children lined up and received their vaccines

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor watched them carefully.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose looked over at him after she was done with the last child, a timid little girl named Amy who had shrieked and sobbed and begged until it was over with and she had run off with her little prize to her mother and father

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor chuckled softly. “They’re good kids.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose nodded “Poor dear.”

[bloodiedstag]

“She’ll grow up with less fear, surely.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse Rose nodded

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor chuckled, spinning his staff around before setting it back on the ground.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose approached Rosie before she left “Thank you so much for helping today Miss Rosie. And thank you for allowing this vaccination program to take place.”

[bloodiedstag]

“Oh of course, dear! Anythin that helps my people.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose gifted her an anatomically accurate brain made of milk chocolate as a thank you

[bloodiedstag]

Rosie is very grateful.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Back at the hotel Nurse Rose changed into her nightgown and slippers and got ready to relax for the evening

[bloodiedstag]

Alastor was cooking a small meal for himself.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

When Vox came over with Velvette a week later in order to try and trash the hotel’s reputation Nurse Rose was already annoyed by Vox by way of his reputation but Velvette tipped her over “You gonna diagnose me with having mummy issues or something?” “Unfortunately there’s no medical cause for you being a brat. That’s all you. However maybe those aforementioned Mommy issues could explain why you constantly brag that you’re on top. Or maybe you’re an insecure brat who’s so desperate for validation and approval that you act like you’re a big scary threat.”

[bloodiedstag]

If Alastor wasn’t purposefully hiding from his totally-not-ex, he would have been laughing his ass off.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Vox tried his hypnosis “Where is Alastor?” “I’m not telling you just because you use your silly little light show. It’s a cheap parlor trick and everyone knows it.”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette looks utterly in shock. “That usually works….”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose made sure nobody else was looking before she slipped her mask up revealing the white faceless void underneath “Silly carnival tricks don’t work on me. I’ve faced far scarier than a bratty little doll and an egotistical television.” She then slid her mask back down and took a breath “Tea?”

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“…. Yes ma’am.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose led her to her room chatting happily about the blend she’d just gotten and how lovely the weather was today and how she’d just gotten some sweets from a client in heaven as a thank you gift as if she hadn’t just scared the shit out of two feared overlords

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

Velvette followed stiffly, out of embarrassment and partial fear. Not that she’d admit either.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“So tell me dearest when was the last time you had a checkup?” Nurse rose had her sit in a plush armchair next to a stuffed rabbit

[h3lls-f4v0r1t3-b4rb13]

“A while….? It’s kinda hard to get sick when you’re a doll.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

“Hard does not mean impossible my dear.” She spooned leaves into a tea pot with a gentle hum much like someone’s caring grandmother

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“I haven’t yet.”

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“That may be true but things tend to happen.” The kettle whistled and nurse rose picked it up and poured the hot water into the pot with the resulting brew smelling of ginger almonds and peaches

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Velvette hms, crossing one leg over the other.

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Nurse rose poured two cups for them both and offered shortbread cookies

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Velvette slowly took one

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Nurse rose slid over a cup of tea “Now regarding your little television project to slander the hotel I don’t think it’s advisable to go ahead with it. Wouldn’t you agree dearie?”

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“It’s kind of Vox’s thing….” Velvette slowly sipped the tea.

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“I see.”

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“The man likes his smear campaigns.”

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“Do you think perhaps you could get him to see reason?”

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“I could try…. He probably won’t listen.”

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“Do try dear. This hotel means so much to the princess and her girlfriend.”

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“Fine, then….”

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After some tea and cookies Nurse Rose escorted Velvette downstairs

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Velvette followed, running her thumb over the rest of her fingers

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“Remember what we discussed dear.”

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“Yeah, got it….”

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Nurse rose smiled warmly and led her to Vox. When the “exposee” aired that evening Nurse Rose left for Vee tower with cookies tea and determination “Husk could you be a dear and leave some warm milk with honey and some lavender out for me? I don’t think this will take long.” She slid over a trade instead of cash, a childhood treat from Husk’s past.

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Husk offered a small salute. Thankfully, he’s always got his nonalcoholic supplies as well.

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Nurse Rose left the hotel and made it to Vee tower

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Vox is riding the high of the exposee. The tv man you are….

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Nurse Rose politely knocked on the tower door

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An assistant opened the door.

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“I’m here to see Vox.” She knew Vox’s true human name but was saving that revelation for a bit

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“O-of course, ma’am, right this way….”

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Nurse Rose followed the assistant serenely

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She was led straight to Vox.

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Nurse Rose adjusted her hood and flattened her skirt to look presentable before attention was on her

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Vox blinked. “Uh…. What brings you here?”

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Nurse rose sat down “I wanted to talk about your little exposee. I thought you would see reason and keep this unreleased.”

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“Exposee is how this company works, my dear! It’s our side hustle.”

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“Perhaps my mask was making it difficult for you to understand me.” She removed it fully and set it down on her lap facing him with the featureless white void “Retract your film and never let it see the light of day.” The odor of foxglove began seeping from her body similar to the spray of a skunk serving as a warning

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Vox stared with wide eyes before pulling over a screen and working at keeping the exposee from dropping. All while maintaining eye contact.

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Nurse rose was looking right at him despite not having visible eyes

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“…. Done.”

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Nurse rose slipped her mask back on and sniffed the chamomile in the beak calming down “I’m glad we could handle this civilly.” She stood up leaving the cookies and tea “Thank you for seeing reason mister Whittman.”

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Vox dropped the screen he had been holding. “Did you just-??”

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Nurse Rose left the tower and returned to the hotel explaining nothing

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Vox is in extreme shock.

He’ll be fine

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Nurse Rose arrived home and sipped her mug of warm milk before heading to bed

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She deserves a nice rest!

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The next day the serenity was shattered by a frantic cannibal “NURSE! NURSE! ITS TIME!”

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Alastor had been startled out of bed. He fell flat on his face…. He’ll live.

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Nurse Rose ran out and returned hours later “Sorry for the excitement.”

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Alastor had made breakfast, as he does. “You’re quite alright.”

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“Mrs Gertrude Kinderfanger in cannibal town gave birth today. Twins, baby girls.”

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“Oh, how absolutely wonderful!”

Angel looks bemused. “…. Cannibals can reproduce?”

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“Well the cannibal children don’t spawn from thin air.”

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“…. I thought they were dead kids….”

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“Heavens no. They go to heaven.”

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“Oh thank god.”

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Nurse rose gave his hand a gentle pat

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Angel gave her a rumba up before walking off.

[theadventuresofnurserose]

Dorian arrived shortly before lunch and plopped more leeches on Alastor

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Alastor looks surprised, yet grateful. “Thank you, my good fellow!”

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Charlie was concerned “Are those-“ “Medicinal leeches my dear! Much safer than feral ones.”

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“I name them :D”

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Nurse rose seemed to roll her eyes and giggled “You’re so silly.” She then turned back to making her anti emetic syrup for a recovering Angel “Now as for you, why did you think chugging 6 entire bottles of tequila was a good idea?”

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“It was a bet….” The lanky spider admitted.

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Nurse rose sighed and once the syrup cooled she poured him a spoonful

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“Thanks….”

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Nurse rose seemed to smile maternally towards him and gave him the spoon

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He took it and consumed the contents, before flopping back in the couch.

“He’s quite self destructive….” Alastor notes, masking a frown.

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“Yes but we can work on it.”