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my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

satan-offical

I want to become a Mandela Effect. Delete my account, delete all posts. Have no trace I existed, but everyone swears I did

loveridden1999

satan-offical

GUESS WHAT BANANAS ARE. FUCKING BERRIES. YOU THINK STRAWBERRIES ARE SAFE? WRONG. NOT BERRIES

lmaonade

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

lmaonade

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

energyprison

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

god-offical

Hey God!! I have a present for you!

Do you like it :333

That’s cool, but I’m not black

flork-of-cows-official

rapidlydecayingcorpse

having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc

moonlitlillypop

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

syekick-powers

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples: