ALIEN COCK

One Piece. AHS. Dr Who. Supernatural. Shameless. Tattoo enthusiast. Part time model. Full time Alien Invader. BPD, General and Panic anxiety (since everyone here likes to brag about what makes them not 'normal') Fake tits, Fake smile. And Fuck off. 90% of you sicken me and take everything way too seriously.

[adeles]

in which we are all Adele

[thealieninvasion]

Photography by Tyrone Islington 

[bookstoner]

[campadog]

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[thealieninvasion]

Photography by Tyrone Islington

[sixpenceee]

The Osiria Rose has a exquisite colour combination. The petals are blood-red on the inside and pure silvery-white on the outside.

[astrolocherry]

scorpio: inherently knows of immortality capricorn: constantly reminded of mortality

scorpio: midwife of death capricorn: angel of light

[thealieninvasion]

How much would u charge for me to fuck u for a personal sex tape?

who the fuck is this? its clearly the same person over and over. do you get off on my sarcastic and rude answers? do you think you’ll catch me at some random time where my personality has 180′d and ill send you some nudes?and in terms of a sex tape I’d actually need a seven bedroom mansion on a cliffside, a pet mountain lion, a solid gold staircase in said mansion, a solid gold water bowl for my mountain lion, a fully articulated wooly mammoth skeleton and id need you to dig up the Oak Island money pit 

[thealieninvasion]

Would you ever consider doing porn? When my bf and I split I did a few scenes and made a pretty good amount of money.

ive done foot shit. way better paying and easier then real porn. not that theres a problem with people that want to do like straight up intercourse porn. do what you want. i dont think i could do that though. the fetish stuff sure (mostly smoking and a foot crap) id probably still be doing it if it wasnt for my boyfriend

[thealieninvasion]

I'm the guy with the truck wanna meet so I'm not anon

WOW THE GUY WITH THE TRUCK? OOOOH RIGHT IM SUPER AWARE OF WHO YOU ARE NOW!!!!!!“the guy with the truck” isn't very descriptive try harder. 

[manslator]

Telling women to smile is now sexist? Holy shit… everything is sexist now.

Manslation: Talking to women as though they need my help processing and expressing their own feelings is now sexist???? Expecting women to rearrange their face because I want them to is now sexist????? Assuming a woman needs or wants her day intruded upon with some banal, cliche bullshit is now sexist???? Thinking that I know better than a woman how she should be feeling at any given moment is now sexist????? Ordering women to perform happiness for my benefit is now sexist????? Holy shit… everything is sexist now.

[yes-feminists-are-cancer-deacti]

manslation- a sexist term used to silence men by gender shaming them. stop being a sexist. smiling is not telling someone how to feel but wanting someone to be happy. I know you are a misandrist but attacking men on women to be happy is a all time new low

[manslator]

Manslation: I’m a man but don’t use that word because it shames me. Friends call me Edgelord McTwaddlekins, thank you very much. I’m not telling you how to feel but BE HAPPY I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. DO NOT BE NOT HAPPY. Again this isn’t telling you how to feel but SMILE AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT AND ALSO BE HAPPY AND SMILE RIGHT NOW.

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[thealieninvasion]

What is it like transitioning to female? What hormones do you take and how painful was your bottom surgery?

i take xanax to get through the dealing with people like you

[thealieninvasion]

I really want to see u spread your pussy maybe u can watch me jack off in my truck

why am i just noticing all these super try to hard to be creepy anons? go away

[thealieninvasion]

what happened to the pic of u getting fucked in the ass

wasnt in the ass stupid

[thealieninvasion]

[hoodietae-archive-deactivated20]

the only good news to come out of 2016