👽 Konnichiwa Earthlings👽

Marijuana Martian

[rocket-queen-666]

[thealiensenshi]

The dopest drug ever created by Man

[theheightofdepression]

Float me like a balloon,

make me burst and soon,

I’ll shower you with helium,

confetti guns and marching drums,

shooting stars and fireworks,

give you lovers’ gentle perks,

till the sky sings, my oh my,

never have I been so high…

[theheightofdepression]

I mumble, because

the I in me is the only thing

I can speak to with any certainty…

[theheightofdepression]

Luminary

I do a lot of things.

Granted, I don’t do them well, but I dabble.

Yes, I dabble.

I dabble in the pointless with the attention span of a gnat.

Just like that.

Oh wow, how rad.

Oh wow, bored now.

[theheightofdepression]

Wrap me in a kiss,

blind my heart with bliss,

shhh, whisper, shhh,

nothing is amiss,

your mouth is an abyss,

I vanish with a hiss

in an electric blitz,

but I don’t mind -

say you love me

one more time…

[thealiensenshi]

Long story short: Fuck people 💯

[theheightofdepression]

Oh, the seedy underbelly of writing… I have so many skeletons on my desk I have all but forgotten their names. Going through my things is like visiting a graveyard - so many lives, dead on arrival.

[thealiensenshi]

My turn up ladies at KState knows the deal with the #Fuze #DoubleTapIfYouKnew #FUZE

[thealiensenshi]

🍸strawberry coconut arborita

[thealiensenshi]

To the baddest bike mechanic in the business! #ThompsonBlood #MyGranddaddy

[thealiensenshi]

Morning y'all. Sleepy feet don't eat

[thealiensenshi]

Batman...... away

[thealiensenshi]

She's true to that! #Werk

[thealiensenshi]

She's giving me..... #Dafuq you mean my hand is gone? #Dafuq this lady have on? #Dafuq you mean, I'm a model, not an IG celebrity! #Dafuq?!! #Dafuq this mafucka looking at me, you can't afford #Noneting in here. #FOH

[thealiensenshi]

I miss my caddy! #DaBlunt #NeedAReplacementLac #AnyOfTheseWillDo

[thealiensenshi]

#TARCStories Cause: Flat tire 😲😠😡😬😬😬😱 Effect: He dropped his 💉 #OverIt #BeenAWhileSinceIDidATARCStory

[thealiensenshi]

You're beautiful.