they're A L I V E

"it's like a stroll through the woods sixty-five million years ago." indie & selective. written by mandy.

[thealphaa]

@abadassinheels

I DOUBLE HATE YOU

[thealphaa]

[thealphaa]

hello friends i am on my married, ghost seeing drunk bc i’m feeling it tonight

[charliecox]

#actual big pile of fluff

[thealphaa]

abadassinheels:

“Aw, you and your big boy feelings. Think you can handle  me? That’s an entirely different game, sir. Or perhaps you  would rather take Rexy out? She’s a teenager, perhaps you  two would be great together.”

Inflection was everything, and the bubbling laugh behind her words were audible. And the grin did not help her hiding it. Not that she was trying. And it definitely wasn’t like she was going to say no.

“Give me like ten minutes to at least change out of these and  brush my hair? Can’t have the big boss in charge being seen  with a mess of a trainer, now can we?”

    “Do I get to take her out on a lead for a walk      around the park first? Wouldn’t that be great      for visitor satisfaction?” 

despite his eye roll, owen smiles at claire’s laughter. because it wasn’t wrong. inflection was everything but it doesn’t seem to stop either of them from frequently using it.  

      “Oh, I’d give you twenty if you need it. The         dinosaurs aren’t the only ones sensitive         to smell, y’know.” 

[thealphaa]

ofgrady replied to your post

come at me bro. COME. AT. ME.

( eyebrow waggles )

[abadassinheels]

[thealphaa]

You just went and made a new dinosaur?

                                Uh, yeah. It’s kind of what we do here.

[thealphaa]

                                                abadassinheels ( x )

      “Y’know, you could always decline.          I’m a big boy, Ms Dearing. I think          my feelings could handle it.” 

of course he’d give her the chance to clean up, if she wanted to. not that the smell of dinosaur wasn’t oh-so-attractive, of course. but someone else might take offense to it. 

[thealphaa]

[jimsuggs-blog]

“The ASSet?”

[saiasus]

[thealphaa]

Baby Starters

"She/he spit up on my best shirt!"

"It's your turn. I rocked him/her earlier."

"We need to baby proof the house."

"Did you hear that? That was a cough"

"Do we need to go to the hospital?"

"Sweetheart, it's just a little cold. Nothing to worry about."

"Momma's little baby, yes you are."

"Daddy's little baby, yes you are."

"Don't baby talk her/him. It's bad for development."

"Did you read Dr. Spock?"

"I'm a horrible mother."

"I'm a horrible father."

"She/he won't stop crying!"

"I need to feed the baby."

"How old is she/he?"

"I could just eat those little feet."

"Can you say Mommy?"

"Can you say Daddy?"

"We're finally a family."

"We're going to be parents again."

"We're going to be parents."

"We need more batteries for the baby monitor."

"We need more diapers."

"How is it that we run out of wipes before diapers?!"

"Use the no tear shampoo."

"Watch the soft spot."

"Babies smell so sweet."

"I want another one."

"I think we make good parents."

"How is it that you can make the baby hush and I can't?"

"You're going to spoil the kid."

"My child deserves the best in the world and I'm going to give it to them."

"Does the babysitter know what she's doing?"

"I have to take the baby to get shots tomorrow."

"Was that a word?"

"Finally she/he rolls over."

"Remember when we couldn't wait for her/him to talk?"

"She/he's getting a tooth."

"Make sure you warm the bottle up before you give it to the baby."

"My parents want to take the baby for the weekend so we can have time together."

"I am one of those parents that take pictures of everything my child does."

"Is it a boy or a girl?"

"Does it have all ten fingers and toes?"

"Welcome to the world, little one."

[thefuckingimpala]

that’s outrageous 

[worry-ends-where-faith-begins]

[thealphaa]

“I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”

                                               ( the world is quiet here. )

don’t laugh.don’t laugh.owen grady, don’t you dare        

even the voice of conscience (which sounds remarkably likeclaire, if he’s being honest) fails to stifle the tittering sounds from escaping. 

                            “I mean, you’re gonna go that far, I’d                       say you’d add the ground and sidewalks                             while you’re at it.”

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[thealphaa]

get to know me meme: [2/5] favorite female characters

claire dearing (jurassic world - 2015) - “It means I’m ready to go.”

[stackitlikeamax-blog]

Various Lemony Snicket quotes meme, Part One.

“I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.” “If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.” “Your initial opinion on just about anything may change over time.” “The worst surroundings in the world can be tolerated if the people in them are interesting and kind.” “What a schmuck!” “One of the most troublesome things in life is that what you do or do not want has very little to do with what does or does not happen.” “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.” “Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.” “People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.” “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.” “I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.” “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” “A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.” “When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.” “All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.” “Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.” “…you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.” “Well-read people are less likely to be evil.”