The Ideal Sports Bar
Welcome to the year 2020. After the win, Trump administration has passed a new law which supports republican’s core patriarchal values. Sports bar exclusively reserved for MEN. Period. No girlfriends, no wives, no kids. Just MEN enjoying their time together after a hard day at work.
All beta males above the age of 18 need to complete 28 hours of community service per week. That’s 4 hours per day. It doesn’t matter whether you are a college student or an employee of a big firm, each and every day you will spend 4 hrs serving MEN.
The Benefits:
1) Free unlimited beer and finger food, already paid by our registered beta males.
2) Free vallet service provided, along with free car wash.
3) Get your loafers cleaned for free by any of our beta waiters.
4) You can use any of the beta males to entertain yourself or your mates. This includes bullying as well as public humiliation.
5) If you need a driver to drop you home as you are too drunk to drive, one of our registered beta males will be honored to do so.
6) If you have an important presentation to prepare for work, we have a team of beta male executives just for you. They’re highly experienced in their respective field and will be more than happy to do your mudane office work.
7) Tipping is highly discouraged.
Visit us soon!
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This is exactly how a gay bar should work!
