[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

this generation is so lazy! get off ur ass and start a war! or ruin the economy or something! how do i send an e-mail! 

[fifisnowbar]

[squidwurd]

[hxckxd]

My aesthetic: the fact that Dan told us to “knock ourselves out” and write fanfic about him and Phil having hot pokésex under the stars as long as we don’t say his favorite Pokémon is a goldeen.

[butterformybun]

[fire08]

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[tayloracleswift-deactivated2015]

I know for a FACT that Severus Snape would be a meninist 

[spuandi-deactivated20170323]

why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad

[unimportantsupernumerary]

when you’re excited af and your friend just doesn’t care

[panicmoon15]

the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im under the sky and thats god’s roof and he wants me to play out for longer!”

i can’t stop laughing.

[panicmoon15]

update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him

[themyoutubethings-deactivated20]

oOPS pUBERTY

[stinson]

[internalgalaxies]

My year 10 maths teacher showed us a clip of this in class when learning graphs. I’m pretty sure I was the only one who laughed.

[philiplott-deactivated20190225]

I laughed too hard

[sexuallester]

[daeguk]

STOP IT DANIEL

[mitologijos-deactivated20200412]

philsbooty.gif

[napkincole]

Phil the Lion vs. Dan the Dinosaur! - WATER RACE

[venuslester]

phils sad face like

but i want da booty

[absolutelyhuman]

wait

in the first gif the way phil looks at dan.

i know we always talk about dan looking at phil

but

[musicartas-blog]

[phandirectory]

Can we just appreciate the fact that they did actually make pancakes together when Dan got back from India?

[My Fish Died]

[seventeenruinedmylife]