Ello

Yes. Yes I do. ♫

-- What is this magic?

I can’t believe I haven’t been up here before.

Spark this up and you’ll really hate yourself for not having found this place sooner.

Music is good too, if you have a phone on you or whatever.

Oh, wow. That’s kind of beautiful.

Kind of beautiful? This place is gorgeous, and I’m not just saying that because the sun is setting.

It’s a good line. But, like, in a not going to work way.

Oh, I wasn’t trying to get in your pants with that line, just trying to make ya smile is all. I hear that’s a good place to start.

I have way more game than that. Careful stepping up. The stairs can be tricky, but this place offers the best spot on campus.

Oh my God. Stop.

Don’t hate the man, hate the mythology we just studied today in class.

Shit is dope if you ask me, but yeah, I’ll can it.

Mary. You weren’t even close.

#ch: mary #au thread #he thinks he is smooth #if only

Are you sure? I swear I’ve seen your face and the name Helen before..

Troy. Helen of Troy. That’s it.

Sure. What’s your name?

Amos, but most people call me Diggy.

Let me guess-- Helen?

Well I do have Philosophy in half an hour, and if ever there was a time to be stoned, that would be it.

Solid. I know the perfect place to kick it. You up for a little walk?

You don’t smell it at all.

#ch: mary #au thread #he is oblivious this is mary

It’s my new vape, it’s pretty legit.

You want a hit?

Funnily enough, you’re not the first person to tell me that today. I didn’t think my shirt was that see-through.

Oh nah, I wasn’t looking or anything. They are great though, I’m just really baked, babe.

Who are you talking about?

#ch: doc #au thread #omg you did not #stop

-- I don’t think I ever got her name. Fuck.

Really, Ward got them for us. He’s proving to be a nice VP. As for other chicks, I don’t know. I’ve been inviting anyone I meet.

He’s pulling his weight, I’m digging it. So long as this one girl is there.. Dude, she is like a fucking ten. No, a twenty. I swear the room will half chub if she shows up.

#ch: doc #au thread

Have you fucked the entire dance team yet? They’ll be coming over.

#ch: doc #au thread #you are 4given

Shit, really? I haven’t, but good thing I brought an extra bottle of Axe. Ladies love that shit.

Fuck yeah, that’s the attitude I was looking for.

#ch: doc #au thread #how could you?#HOW

Fear not, Amos the wingman is here.

Any new babes around? I’m getting bored, it’s to the point I’m repeating lays and that ain’t cool.

icarusflyte-blog

And you think you’re going to find that here?

There’s always a party going on, seriously like everywhere. Unless this is the math building, if so, I have no friggen clue how I got here.

#ch: icarus #au thread

Did he say the exam was this Tuesday?