Lord Lemon, the delightful dapper made of wonder and whim.
Cosmic Funnies
RMH
Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

Origami Around

shark vs the universe
Mike Driver

Love Begins
Keni
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almost home
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if i look back, i am lost
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@theanticakes
Lord Lemon, the delightful dapper made of wonder and whim.
This is some kinda little clown dude! I donât know what he does or how he does it, but he does it without depth perception because he only has ooooooone eye.
Just look at him go!
ALL ABOARD THE FEELINGS TRAIN! NEXT STOP TRAIN CRASH CENTRAL! DON'T FORGET YOUR BAGGAGE!
Instagram: bbyg6rl
Puppy love <3
âŚItâs a magic seal
You should follow me, because my MS paint skills make professionals look like amateurs! Also it will make my day =D
I should have checked myself
Person who wrecked himself (via theanticakes)
âŚItâs a magic seal
You should follow me, because my MS paint skills make professionals look like amateurs! Also it will make my day =D
I think the perfect lady to date would be that terrifying woman from the Grudge. Just imagine. Â - Lonely at work on the night time shift? Thatâs okay, your girlfriend is now climbing out of the sink! Â - Itâs summer and all the other couples are overheating from too much body heat? Thatâs okay, your lovely lady friend is an undead anomaly and will be nice and cool. Â - Having nightmares a lot, the night time scaring you? Thatâs okay now. When you go to bed every night with the single most terrifying person in any plane of existence, everything else is now only moderately spooky. I think people would see a lot more beauty if we just learnt to look past other peopleâs ghoulish existence of undying terror.
You donât need to be a necromancer, to be necromantic <3
You should follow me because I have slightly above mediocre and wildly unrealistic romantic advice <3
To all those people who are trying to make their cats and dogs vegetarians, maybe if you wanted pets that didnât eat meat you shouldnât have got pet fucking carnivores. Want your pet to be âcruelty freeâ? Then donât slowly starve it to death.
The manliest thing Iâve ever done? Mmm⌠probably men.
I think the perfect lady to date would be that terrifying woman from the Grudge. Just imagine. Â - Lonely at work on the night time shift? Thatâs okay, your girlfriend is now climbing out of the sink! Â - Itâs summer and all the other couples are overheating from too much body heat? Thatâs okay, your lovely lady friend is an undead anomaly and will be nice and cool. Â - Having nightmares a lot, the night time scaring you? Thatâs okay now. When you go to bed every night with the single most terrifying person in any plane of existence, everything else is now only moderately spooky. I think people would see a lot more beauty if we just learnt to look past other peopleâs ghoulish existence of undying terror.
You donât need to be a necromancer, to be necromantic <3
Jason Derulo
Jason Derulo (via theanticakes)
âSo where are you from?â âA place with a colossal 60 foot tall sheep and an inland light house.â âWhat?â
âYou fucking heard meâ
Having tough times with the ladies?
Try tipping your fedora harder
Facebook: âHey, we noticed you went to school and have mutual friends with this fellow. Maybe you guys know each other?â Tumblr: âWE GONE AND DID AN UPDATE TO SHOW YOU MORE STUFF. WE ADDED A âKâ BUTTON BECAUSE WE ARE CHILL AND QUIRKY. I JUST SAW YOU LIKED THIS POST ABOUT GAY PLANTS, HEREâS SOME FUCKING CREEPY PICTURES OF SHREK.â Cool, thanks Tumblr. Thanks. This is really a good update, I swear. I promise Iâll put it on the fridge, with all your other retarded macaroni updates that you made.
Try spicing up your sex life by occasionally screaming âWOWZERS!â at your significant otherâs unsuspecting face.