The AntiCakes

Responsibly reckless, voted drunk

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Lord Lemon, the delightful dapper made of wonder and whim.

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This is some kinda little clown dude! I don’t know what he does or how he does it, but he does it without depth perception because he only has ooooooone eye.

Just look at him go!

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ALL ABOARD THE FEELINGS TRAIN! NEXT STOP TRAIN CRASH CENTRAL! DON'T FORGET YOUR BAGGAGE!

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Puppy love <3

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…It’s a magic seal

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You should follow me, because my MS paint skills make professionals look like amateurs! Also it will make my day =D

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I should have checked myself

Person who wrecked himself (via theanticakes)

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…It’s a magic seal

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You should follow me, because my MS paint skills make professionals look like amateurs! Also it will make my day =D

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I think the perfect lady to date would be that terrifying woman from the Grudge. Just imagine.  - Lonely at work on the night time shift? That’s okay, your girlfriend is now climbing out of the sink!  - It’s summer and all the other couples are overheating from too much body heat? That’s okay, your lovely lady friend is an undead anomaly and will be nice and cool.  - Having nightmares a lot, the night time scaring you? That’s okay now. When you go to bed every night with the single most terrifying person in any plane of existence, everything else is now only moderately spooky. I think people would see a lot more beauty if we just learnt to look past other people’s ghoulish existence of undying terror.

You don’t need to be a necromancer, to be necromantic <3

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You should follow me because I have slightly above mediocre and wildly unrealistic romantic advice <3

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To all those people who are trying to make their cats and dogs vegetarians, maybe if you wanted pets that didn’t eat meat you shouldn’t have got pet fucking carnivores. Want your pet to be “cruelty free”? Then don’t slowly starve it to death.

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The manliest thing I’ve ever done? Mmm… probably men.

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I think the perfect lady to date would be that terrifying woman from the Grudge. Just imagine.  - Lonely at work on the night time shift? That’s okay, your girlfriend is now climbing out of the sink!  - It’s summer and all the other couples are overheating from too much body heat? That’s okay, your lovely lady friend is an undead anomaly and will be nice and cool.  - Having nightmares a lot, the night time scaring you? That’s okay now. When you go to bed every night with the single most terrifying person in any plane of existence, everything else is now only moderately spooky. I think people would see a lot more beauty if we just learnt to look past other people’s ghoulish existence of undying terror.

You don’t need to be a necromancer, to be necromantic <3

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Jason Derulo

Jason Derulo (via theanticakes)

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“So where are you from?” “A place with a colossal 60 foot tall sheep and an inland light house.” “What?”

“You fucking heard me”

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Having tough times with the ladies?

Try tipping your fedora harder

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Facebook: “Hey, we noticed you went to school and have mutual friends with this fellow. Maybe you guys know each other?” Tumblr: “WE GONE AND DID AN UPDATE TO SHOW YOU MORE STUFF. WE ADDED A ‘K’ BUTTON BECAUSE WE ARE CHILL AND QUIRKY. I JUST SAW YOU LIKED THIS POST ABOUT GAY PLANTS, HERE’S SOME FUCKING CREEPY PICTURES OF SHREK.” Cool, thanks Tumblr. Thanks. This is really a good update, I swear. I promise I’ll put it on the fridge, with all your other retarded macaroni updates that you made.

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Try spicing up your sex life by occasionally screaming “WOWZERS!” at your significant other’s unsuspecting face.