Leave Your What's Up At The Yo

Aro as hell. Ace as purgatory. I will have QUEER AS IN FUCK YOU carved onto my headstone. She/they genderflux, either one is fine. A ridiculous combination of personal, feminist, and multi-fandom blog. I have zero chill. NSFW not always tagged, but I try. I also run @thefreelancerdivision. REGs, TERFs, and SWERFs can fuck themselves, tbh. Credit for the icon goes to @cannibalcoalition who made it free-to-use. (There's also a gay one, a bi one, a trans one, and a blank one. Post should be under my #ace pride tag.) My AO3 is TheAceApples.

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Someone. Found all the Archester shit from when I first joined Tumblr. Um. Uh.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[thestanconfessions]

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In a bizarre twist of fate, I am still not dead. Also my RvB blog has somehow turned into my main-for-right-now blog so. Later y’all!

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not dead yet

[enecola]

I’m

[thefoxtricks]

@theapplesweremonitored lololol

[zankyger]

Tag yourself, I’m Fives

[shrimp-gender]

Can anyone explain to me why Obi Wan just vanishes when Vader strikes him with the lightsaber because like no one else vanishes when they die there’s always a body what happened

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It was the very first movie, George Lucas was on lots of drugs, and I dunno maybe he was "released into the Force" or some such bullshit.

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on a scale of Steve Rogers to Thor how well are you handling unexpectedly facing a friend in a combat scenario?

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for the record Natasha is like the dead center of this scale; she’s never happy about it but by god is she willing to hit Clint when she has to

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

hey so i found out that not a bunch of people knew about this handy thing

but you can post anonymously on AO3!!! here’s how it works:

post it under this collection

everyone sees this work under “Anonymous” but you see your own work as “Anonymous [Your Username]”

the fic is STILL connected to your account, but nobody can trace it back to you + you still get comments in your inbox!

“is it like “Orphan”? 

nope! it’s not! the difference is when you Orphan a work, it’s no longer connected to your account and you can’t get alerts/comments.

“can I de-anon my work?”

yes you can! you can de-anon your work any time you want. all you have to do is remove your work from the anonymous collection!

if you are shy about posting, or scared of having a work connected back to your account, or even participating in an anon fest, this is PERFECT!

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Saw a copy of the Rogue One novelization at Walmart while shopping and snatched that shit up in a heartbeat. I am so fucking excited.

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OMG the first sentence is "Galen Erso was not a good farmer." I can tell this is going to be a glorious experience.

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Saw a copy of the Rogue One novelization at Walmart while shopping and snatched that shit up in a heartbeat. I am so fucking excited.

[zerostatereflex]

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

[we-are-star-stuff]

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

[daikiraichu]

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

[twenty-four-robbers]

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

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I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

[gamzees-hole]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

[canisfamiliaris]

Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape

Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors

Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter

Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love

Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship

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My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.

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K-2SO [reading aloud]: "If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous"

Jyn: What if it bites me and it dies?

K-2SO: That means you’re poisonous.

Baze: What if it bites itself and I die?

Chirrut: It's voodoo.

Bodhi: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

K-2SO: That's correlation, not causation.

Cassian: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Jyn: That's kinky.

[semisweetshadow]

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Rogue One AU: Everyone survives, Bodhi is given undercover assignments, and his most frequent alter ego is basically just Riz Ahmed.

[bettheriver]

ok but i really need my girl rey to make herself a new lightsaber because the one she’s got now kind of has a 100% hand loss rate 

\_(ツ)_/¯

[the-cimmerians]

the emoji is what truly brings this post to a pinnacle of excellence