Tox

Yo, hi, I'm Toxikita, but you can call me Tox.

[tox-pox-poison]

sup

I’m Toxikita, but you can me Tox!

I recently moved to Ninjago City to get away from those stupid Agents who are always in my hair. Can’t they let a girl have fun?

I enjoy roller blading, stealing a helicopter from time to time, and messing around with various poisons and radiation, but like, who doesn’t?

DNI: Agents of ANY KIND, any kind of police force.

hey! I I’m Oniom!

I also run

@songbird-sally

and my main blog is @oniomrabbit

[ninjagodaily]

Green Ninja sacrifices hero to Cursed Realm.

By Cank.

Sensei Garmadon, infamous slayer of the Great Devourer and renown hero of Ninjago, joined the side of the alliance in the days leading up to the declaration of the 2nd Serpentine War. In his words, he knew that this was the only way to achieve peace across Ninjago, and in response, many rallied with him and his allies.

But in a horrific turn of events, Garmadon volunteered to banish himself to the Cursed Realm, in the final hour of the war, as a means to vanquish the False Anacondrai Army along with him. His son Lloyd Garmadon, also known as the Green Ninja, objected to this idea initially, then later demanded to recite the banishment spell while refusing to let another take his place. This was, notably, after witnesses saw the 14-year old display an aggressive rampage across the battlefield.

To some who offered firsthand accounts, it was clear that Lloyd had used Garmadon to end the war himself.

Adding onto these voices, many reference how similar this outcome between Lloyd Garmadon and his father is to the Final Battle, where the Green Ninja was also willing to make his father the sacrifice of his "heroism".

With the chaos and accounts on hand, it's impossible to deny the possibility that this was the Lloyd's opportunity to take revenge on Garmadon for how he affected his son's early childhood. This act of cruelty may, in the eyes of Lloyd Garmadon, may simply be a case of "an eye for an eye".

"How do we know he won't just summon that portal to the Cursed Realm the next time someone inconveniences him?" asks an anonymous civilian who was witness to the horrific war scene.

Now the public is left to stir if crossing paths with the Green Ninja is now considered a deadly dare.

[tox-pox-poison]

Hey bastard. Reminder that Lloyd is a KID. You think it was EASY for him to sacrifice his own dad to the cursed realm? Leave the kid alone fuckheads.

[elemental-freak-of-nature]

MY WIFE IS CALLING...

[elemental-freak-of-nature]

MY WIFE IS IN LABOR...

[tox-pox-poison]

oh shit, dude you gotta hurry up

[elemental-freak-of-nature]

I AM HURRYING. I WILL KEEP YOU ALL UPDATED WHEN OUR BABY GIRL IS BORN. I AM GOING TO BE A FATHER...

[tox-pox-poison]

Give her a badass name!

[elemental-freak-of-nature]

MY WIFE IS CALLING...

[elemental-freak-of-nature]

MY WIFE IS IN LABOR...

[tox-pox-poison]

oh shit, dude you gotta hurry up

[tox-pox-poison]

I can finally go back to my apartment… I should start a garden, that’d be fun.

[elemental-freak-of-nature]

THE WAR HAS BEEN WON. NINJAGO IS AT PEACE ONCE AGAIN. I AM THANKFUL TO MY FRIENDS THAT I HAVE MADE ALONG THIS JOURNEY. I THINK MY FRIEND GRAVES NEEDS SOMETHING TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF...

[tox-pox-poison]

Can I join you guys for some of those.

[tox-pox-poison]

His dad’s dead. That’s gotta suck man…

[shade-ninjago]

Portal to the cursed realm.

what

[tox-pox-poison]

portal to the cursed realm

[tox-pox-poison]

Oh my shit

[tox-pox-poison]

OH DRAGON ZORD KID’S PISSED.

[tox-pox-poison]

I REFUSE TO LOSE OR DIE HERE,

[shade-ninjago]

Is that a rat on the battle field. What the fuck

[tox-pox-poison]

@chamille-eon did you turn into a rat as a tactic or smth?

[chamille-eon]

i would never let a snake ride on top of me dont catch me like that

[tox-pox-poison]

yea, guess that’s true. Wait there’s a SNAKE ON THE RAT?

[shade-ninjago]

Is that a rat on the battle field. What the fuck

[tox-pox-poison]

@chamille-eon did you turn into a rat as a tactic or smth?

[tox-pox-poison]

GRAVITY MAN JUST HYDRAULIC PRESSED A SNAKE.

OH THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

[ninjagodaily]

In the midst of war, there's a hot take from the masses!

He looks better as a snake than he was a human :/

- Conner Spiracy

[tox-pox-poison]

can the news sleep for once?

[tox-pox-poison]

we are gonna kick these snakes into next Thursday!

[mrchensnoodles]

THE SECOND SERPENTINE WAR HAS BEGUN!!!

With an army of Anacondrai warriors at my command, it's only a matter of time before every man, woman, and serpentine bows down to me as the rightful ruler of Ninjago!!!

But don't be sad, this could be fun, and we all like fun, don't we? Yes we do!!!

It's just like the tournament, see? For each round, my army will face off against a village or a city of people, and they'll allll be taken out one by one until only remains, which will be me!!! 😋

GOOOOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!! 😋

[mrchensnoodles]

No, I didn't accidentally save this in my drafts and forget to post it!!! I posted it right now, on purpose, exactly when I wanted to!!!!

[tox-pox-poison]

Whatever you say, soon to be thrown into the ocean in an Amazon package.