The Art of Dysfunction

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[theartofdysfunction]

Happy birthday Chubbs!

[theartofdysfunction]

[theartofdysfunction]

My dad was once heading to work at UPS after a party at his college friend's dorm. It must be stated that my father does not drink, and he had an early shift anyways so he was not drunk at the time. So he walked out to his car and got in, taking his time to get set up before driving back. He was parked with his car pointed into the woods around the parking lot and assumed he was completely alone. It wasn't until he turned on his headlights that he saw an old man dressed in a WWII uniform in the woods, standing perfectly still and saluting him. Naturally he panicked and drove to campus security who assumed he'd been drinking and did not believe him, but I never hear my father get as worked up as when he's trying to convince someone that this actually happened!

[scaredofbutterflys]

Are you a Sherlock blog? TJLC-free? Conspiracy-free? Please reblog!

[adlocksentiments]

Vintage Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler

AU take on Dr. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes’s conversation in TAB:

Dr. Watson: That drawer in your study. There was a framed photograph in it. I glimpsed it once. I believe it was of yourself and of Irene Adler.

Holmes: You didn’t glimpse it. You waited until I had fallen asleep to take my keys, opened my drawer and looked at it.

Dr. Watson: Yes, I did.

Holmes: You seriously thought I wouldn’t notice?

[bkrstrt]

S4 Headcanon Series | The Woman Arrives | part 2 of ? | previous

A storm is coming and our resident super sleuth is in need of new intel for a certain marksman. His current information is not enough to counter the approaching surge and he is now left with nothing–not a single clue to start with. Good thing he still has something up his sleeve. Or someone.

42°47′N 19°28′E - W I’m starting to think that you like it there. -SH I do like it here. Care to join me? -W Care to join me? -SH 1700, on the dot. Baker Street. Use the door this time. -SH

[bkrstrt]

oh, well, sherlock does always forget to factor in the traffic every time…

[heermione]

Why do you ask? 

The music

[dxrk-queen]

«I’m Sherlocked»

[have-faith-in-oli]

happy valentines day

[oneallysa]

“The mind replays what the heart can’t delete.”

[theartofdysfunction]

PSA about "I Am Sherlocked" Facebook page

So I’ve recently had a problem with a page on Facebook called “I Am Sherlocked”. They posted a picture without my consent and when I asked for it to be removed the admin told me to prove it was me - I sent a link to my page and they immediately blocked me! I opened four more accounts to try to reason with them (all were blocked) and then asked my friends if they would help. Nearly 40 people have been blocked, all just asking the page to credit me, and countless comments to the page have been deleted. Now she’s claiming I am harassing her, calling me a bully, basically just lying to try to get people to feel sorry for her. And yet the picture remains up! 
If you’ve done any Sherlock artwork you should check the page because she’s stealing for everyone with absolutely no respect for the artists. If you could just send the page a message asking her to remove uncredited art perhaps that would help! Thanks for listening! And please help spread the word!

[theartofdysfunction]

Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

[oneallysa]

“And basically, it was so that Benedict could take her along with him and they share this—I guess it’s a part of the—kind of the love story, if you like.” - Paul McGuigan (Director), “Sherlock” Season 2 DVD extra: ‘Sherlock Uncovered’

[deanpinterester]

there’s a difference between the ‘enemies-to-lovers’ trope and shipping someone with their abuser

[shanology]

i hope you are having a good day and if you ship a rare ship, i hope someone posts a 100k well written, amazingly developed, completed fic on ao3 that hits you in all the right kinks

[theartofdysfunction]

Thanks... I needed this

[nolongerfuctioningsociopath-dea]

“i was just playing the game” - Irene Adler

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[have-faith-in-oli]

Chicken titty Tuesday