Egg??!?

NSFW (MDNI) | Comms: Closed | aro/ace | he/they 🏳️‍⚧️ | 21+ yo

[theartofeggs]

hello i'm egg. i draw and write silly things :3c

he/they 🏳️‍⚧️ | aro/ace | 21+ yo

this is a NSFW sideblog, so minors DNI. also DNI if you're a pedo or zoo <3 I don't check often but if i find out it's an insta block ^ all my lewdest posts are both rated sexual/mature and censored, but the posts they're on will always have a link to a place were you can view them uncensored (typically on Reddit, but I have a Bsky i'll probably use more for uncensored art in the future)

i also block accs that post stuff i don't like! it's nothin personal, i just know what causes me distress :'3 ^ stuff i don't like is: loli/shota/pedo content, zoo content, violent non-con, scat, necro, most SH, and AI

You can find my commission sheet here and my Ko-fi!

If Ko-fi says they're sold out or you can't see them, then that means my commissions are closed! You're free to just ask me directly, though, if you just want to know if I'll do smth specific! I'm very open and willing to draw a lot of the more niche/"weird" things!! and also send me some support through Ko-fi as well if u like my art a lot :3

Blog tags: Art - #theartofeggs - WIPs - #thesneakyofeggs Writings - #thewritingofeggs + my AO3 collection - Ask Events - #egg ask event!! - Asks - #theaskofeggs - Rambles - #theramblesofeggs DoL Dragons - #dol dragonverse + #dol dragon lis - Furry Art - #thefurryofeggs - Commission Art - #thecommofeggs

OC tags: Egg the Yolkster - #egg the yolkster Cryst the Immortal - #cryst the immortal Dragon PC / Ganymedes - #dol dragon pc Freki the Freaky - #freki the freaky

everyone under the sun is allowed to draw any of my characters at any time, no need to ask first!!!!!! i love receiving random OC art

(the little dash in front means i haven't added the blog search link. there's a link limit for tumblr posts so i'm picking favorites on which ones are easily accessible lmfao)

[theartofeggs]

I don't mean to turn into a cosplay/sewing blog, but apparently sergers hate me

3rd time I've used it and the needle plate broke (which I just manhandled back into place bc apparently it isnt a part that has replacements sold online) and one of the needles also broke. which led me to discovering that the manufacturer-gifted needle replacement 5-pack was. missing 3 needles? the packaging was pristine, as was the rest of the machine when I got it, so I don't think the person I bought it from took 3 needles and resealed the cardboard package (tho that would've been funny as all hell)

is that something sewing machine sellers just do now? take 5-pack replacements and only put in a couple for new machines? seems a bit excessive

[theartofeggs]

HONESTLY IF INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING WILL BE AVAILABLE I WILL JUMP AND DROOL AT THE OPPORTUNITY TO BUY YOUR KEYCHAINS CAUSE I LOVE EM ❤❤❤😭😭😭😭😭

YAY YIPPEE my DoL keychains can finally go to a loving home 😭

I don't see why it wouldn't be (tho idk what the shipping cost would look like, but all they really need is a padded envelope so I can't imagine it would be more than $5 unless Trump REALLY fucked over USA-international mail prices. I'll have to look into it but if it's exorbitant I'll just cover the shipping costs (I care more abt getting them off my desk than I do abt making a profit or whatever yk))

[theartofeggs]

my round children

[theartofeggs]

Btw if I were to sell these for like $5 a pop would anybody want them? they've just been sitting around my room collecting dust 😭 I don't exactly have an ita bag I can put them in (at least not one that's 18+ themed)

[theartofeggs]

I need to draw more silly indulgent DoL stuff ;~; my life's been too serious lately. I need to reclaim some whimsy

[theartofeggs]

probably tmi, skip if u dont care to hear abt ur (hopefully) favorite artist's taste in toys

anyways why are quality furry dildos so expensive 😭 im abt to pay $400 for two fuckin toys. i wish i could be satisfied w the cheaper stuff (and not be scared it would snap in half mid-use) bc this is ridiculous. my gluttony sickens even myself, and my wallet even moreso

[theartofeggs]

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

I HAD TO BLOCK SO MANY BLOGS AND FILTER MY TAGS BECAUSE OF THAT

THANK GOD THERE'S OTHER VICTIMS I ALSO THOUGHT I WAS ALONE IN THIS HELLSCAPE

i have also blocked many blogs + i keep going telling Tumblr i hate the post types, we'll see if I have to also start filtering tags. i dont know why Tumblr has suddenly decided a select few are now Kpop Stans but i will not Stan for it

[theartofeggs]

alright. fess up. which one of you is putting kpop stan shit on my dash

i cant scroll without like a random "omg isn't this guy so cute?? [insert picture of famous Korean boyband member]" from various KboyWifeyxXx9 accounts every other post. i have never seen a mutual reblog one, each post only has like 2 likes, and they're all of bands i've never even knew existed

[theartofeggs]

LMFAO random dm scammers are so funny to me

"someone pretending to be you scammed me and I accidentally reported your true account and apparently like 20 other ppl reported you for scams as well so ur acc is in big trouble :( here's a screenshot saying that you specifically won't be notified abt your acc issues but here's the discord of a Tumblr manager pls go talk to them"

like ok buddy. I'm sure the main account I haven't been on in forever and don't care about is truly at risk and that there's some evil person out there pretending to be me even though I only get on average a fart's worth of engagement and like 3 comms a year

[idwisp]

I finally have my Etsy shop up and running! It's an easy way to commission me for specific and simple art pieces, such as these chibis!

I specialize in furries but I can do humans and plain ol' animals as well! For $25 USD, you can either have one (1) Keychain-style chibi (fullbody upright) or two (2) Emote-style chibis (halfbody gestures)

:3c I hope you give me a chance! I'm very new to Etsy so I ask you guys to be patient with me as I learn the UI and such <3

The link to the Etsy listing is here!

[theartofeggs]

at some point this week I'm gonna have a very specific type of comm open via Etsy so if anyone wants one just keep tuned 🥹 they're essentially just cute lil Keychain-style chibis for $25 USD (I'll be posting abt it on my main acc and just reposting it here bc it's under my main acc name)

[theartofeggs]

The listing will be up on Monday lmfao

I was trying to finish a friend's comm for it before I posted it and then accidentally spent like 3 days sleeping in my spare time instead of working on it lmfao

[theartofeggs]

btw Whitney and Robin got divorced in my Tomodachi Life 2 and it was so very dramatic and actually depressing to witness

[theartofeggs]

like they had their own lil cutscenes on how they apparently viewed the relationship and 😭 Whitney's was all abt how Robin just kept getting more distant where Robin's was like "Whitney's a SLOB, an ALCOHOLIC, a GREEDY BASTARD THAT EATS ALL THE FUCKIN FOOD IN THE HOUSE" like ya that makes sense, you should go be an independent single king again

[theartofeggs]

btw Whitney and Robin got divorced in my Tomodachi Life 2 and it was so very dramatic and actually depressing to witness

[theartofeggs]

the other day (like 2 weeks ago) I was hanging out w a bunch of my IRL friends and I started writing fanfic in their presence bc we came up w a fanfic idea that I liked a lot

and when one of my friends saw me writing she was like "man I miss writing shit fanfic, not caring how good or bad it was :)" while reading over my shoulder as I typed

like. okay. I didn't think I was doing that bad. guess I'll switch over to just. drawing (which I did do and just doodled nonsense the rest of the night

[theartofeggs]

i lob neph's prom night event sm,, i always wanted to do one of the events going on but kept forgetting to participate. that ends today (i never actually went to prom tho so uh (>'u'<) there's many hardy guesses made here)

it took a lot of begging but Egg and Freki took Dragon PC as their shared date to prom. which would've been much easier if they hadn't insisted Dragon PC go in human form

he was not in human form for long (got too shy when ppl started to stare at him.) however he regained his confidence after going back to being a kickass dragon and hogged the dance floor basically the entire night

yuh get it white boy

bonus nonsense + clearer version of main art under cut

Egg and Freki were really just planning on being their own dates, fully expecting Dragon PC to either not go or to just go as the dragon he normally is, and they both almost died (from all their blood rushing south) when Dragon PC transformed and agreed to go along w their bullshit. Egg had to frantically find a dress that was worthy of being on Dragon PC (he had to pick between a similar colored dress that would actually match them or a wearable sheer veil, the choice was obvious) and Freki was tasked w getting a corsage that matched their boutonnieres (and also had to bejewel them all by hand since Egg wanted to be extra very shiny for the dragon) <- which Dragon PC didn't even wear around his wrist bc the elastic felt weird as shit (not used to form-fitting stuff, he put it in his hair instead)

Dragon PC treats his human form like an intimate thing altogether, so it was a BIG show of trust from him w Egg and Freki. even if they immediately abused it to put him in a basically invisible dress and throw him into the Evil Porn School's most crowded and eventful night. that being said they probably went back home wasted (actually no way Whitney and co. didn't spike whatever punch they had available) and had a hot gay threesome or smth

[theartofeggs]

I love (hate) only drawing animals or furries for a month+ and then coming back to this blog and trying to draw my human characters. Bc it always devolves into me desperately trying to make them not look like skinwalkers

[nephandfriends]

A Dance of Lewdity: A DoL PC interactive event

Hello! It's prom season y'all, and DolTown isn't safe! Dance of Lewdity is a special dedicated event for the Degrees of Lewdity Pcverse!

How can i participate?

This is a seasonal event for you 🫵 to talk about how your PC would behave in a prom party Setting. It could be through artwork, comic strips, writing or even moodboards!

A few ideas that come to my mind for you to explore are "How would your PC dress?", "How would they ask (or get asked) to prom?", "What song would they want to slow dance to with their date?" and so many more! I'm dropping a background for your PC (and their date!) to take their prompic together :) (feel free to edit it!)

There's no limit on how many PC's can participate and this is not an art exclusive event, feel free to use writing or moodboards to bring your PC prom concept to life.

Your PC can bring a date! It could be a Love Interest, an NPC or even another fellow PC. There's no limit as long as you can make it work!

The event will run for two months, and during this time the hashtags #pcpromnight and/or #dance of lewdity are open for people to showcase their concepts!

While interactions are not mandatory, roleplaying is encouraged as long as everyone involved is comfortable! You get to play dollies with your friends! I’ll also drop in from time to time to draw something and help enrich the party atmosphere.

The event is for the most part SFW, but there's no rule against NSFW. It is to be expected.

By the final week of the event I'll create a google voting poll so we can choose a PC prom king and queen! Since this is a multiplatform event, all PCs are welcome to compete.

Event duration: 05/01/2026 - 07/30/2026

RULES

Anyone who's not a minor within the Degrees of Lewdity fandom can participate.

No drama please. This is an open event, so I can’t and won’t exclude anyone. If you don’t like someone who’s participating, just avoid interacting with them.

It goes without saying that people can repeat the same love interest dates. Your LI within your PC’s universe is yours, and theirs is theirs. Welcome to the Pcsphere :)

If you have any questions you can drop them below! Thank you all who wish to participate!