skaia's theater

This is a theaterstuck role play group who finds amusement in placing our beloved Homestuck characters in the... interesting thespian environment. Applications are welcome! Just make sure to read the "terms" before applying!

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Jade needs to go

i need to think to myself

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Jade is online

hey guys! long time no see

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Roxy is Now Offline

gotta punch someone in the face

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oh no! can you ask them to take it down??

if only the fuck boy didn’t hate my guts because i cleaned up back in sophomore year and was no longer “easy”

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roxy are you okay?

i got drunk as shit and someone filmed me while i was drunk and people from school are sharing it all over social media

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Roxy is Online

i fucked up

it was just one party and i thought i wouldn’t give into former addictions

i fell of the wagon at a party and i can’t remember most of the night, but there’s a video of me making a fool of myself going around and just fuck

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Terezi is offline

BY3 BY3.

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Terezi is offline

BY3 BY3.

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vriska those lollipops are absolutely disgusting and i hope you put the spiders in tz's or karkat's hair.

Just, stop there. Thanks.

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Sorry I never got 8ack to you Pyrope, 8ut no need to thank me! I had a totally awesome time, I’d 8een wanting to see that movie!

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1T W4S GR34T TO H4NG OUT 4G41N.

4LTHOUGH 1 TH1NK 1T G4V3 M3 4 H34D4CH3.

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Y’KNOW, I WANTED TO SEE IT TOO.. NOT LIKE THAT MATTERS..

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…….. fuck…….. shit……..

I-I’m so sorry, FUCK.

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NO, IT’S FINE, IT’S.. YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. NO, IT’S NOT FINE.

IT’S NOT FINE BECAUSE YOU MADE PLANS WITH ME! I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE IT WITH YOU! BUT NO, YOU GO AND SEE IT WITH TEREZI INSTEAD!

I MEAN, WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT HER, HUH? IS SHE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND OR SOMETHING? YOU COULDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO ASK IF IT WAS OKAY?

YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND, YOU’RE ONE OF MY ONLY GODDAMN FRIENDS! WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE GET YOUR ENDORSEMENT?

AND YOU HAVEN’T EVEN TALKED TO ME SINCE THE DAY YOU GUYS WENT TO SEE THAT STUPID MOVIE! WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU TO MAKE YOU HATE ME SO FUCKING MUCH, HUH? WHAT?!

LOOK, IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE FRIENDS, THAT’S FINE AND I DON’T CARE, BUT YOU SHOULD AT LEAST FUCKING TALK TO ME FIRST BEFORE YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP DITCH ME!

YOU KNOW WHAT, WHATEVER, JUST.. WHATEVER.

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W41T, WH4T? 

VR1SK4 1NV1T3D YOU F1RST?

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1 D1DN’T KNOW TH4T….SO 4M 1 JUST SOM3 SORT OF S3COND CHO1C3? 

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No no no no NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!

Terezi, you were never a second option. I hadn’t…….. SEEN you in a while, a long time, I wasn’t…….. thinking when I said…….. come with me…….. I’m so sorry………

And…….. Karkat……..

I invited her to a movie I initially had plans to see with you. I was fucking wrong to do that.

I hadn’t seen in her in a long time, and I…….. I thought…….. going to see that movie with her would 8e a good way to hang out again……..

I-I d8n’t h8 y8u!!!!!!!! I…….. I never want to lose you Karkat……..

Y8u’re the 8nly 8ne wh8 kn8ws f8r g8ds sake!!!!!!!!

Ple8se…….. d8n’t le8ve……..

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WAIT.. OH, SHIT, VRISKA, OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY

I PROBABLY SHOULDN’T HAVE JUMPED TO CONCLUSIONS AND I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AND OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY

SHIT, I FUCKED UP, I’M SORRY

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K4RK4T, 3V3N TH3 SUGG3ST1ON TH4T 1 COULD R3PL43 YOU 1S R1D1CULOUS. 1T’S PR3TTY OBV1OUS TH4T YOU 4ND VR1SK4 4R3 R34LLY CLOS3. CLOS3R TH4N W3 COULD PROB4BLY 3V3R B3….

YOU GUYS 4R3 GR34T FR13NDS.

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ITS ALRIGHT, VRISKA. I UNDERSTAND,

AND TEREZI, YOU AND VRISKA ARE ALSO REALLY GOOD FRIENDS. I SHOULD PROBABLY APOLOGIZE FOR GETTING PISSY ABOUT ALL OF THIS.

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Karkat……..?

You’re okay, right? Everything’s okay now…….. isn’t it?

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… YEAH. EVERYTHING’S COOL. I MEAN, I THINK. REALLY WE ALL HAVE TO COME TO THAT AGREEMENT, AND WE BOTH HAVE, BUT I’M NOT SURE ABOUT TEREZI YET?

OKAY, IDEA, WHO WANTS TO GO GET SOME STARBUCKS AND TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY? FORGET THIS DEPRESSING CONVERSATION AND MAYBE JUST FUCK AROUND FOR A WHILE.

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It’s a little l8……..

May8e tomorrow?

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YEAH, THAT’S FINE!

(YOU DIDN’T SEE ME SMILE WHAT)

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1′M DOWN FOR TH4T, 1F 1′M 1NV1T3D.

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SO IT’S SETTLED. TOMORROW, WE GO GET COFFEE AND TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE ALL DAY LONG.

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Yes, it’s a d8!

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Karkat’s headin’ off

LIKE VRISKA SAID, IT’S PRETTY LATE, AND MY HEAD’S STARTING TO HURT. LATER HATERS.

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Sorry I never got 8ack to you Pyrope, 8ut no need to thank me! I had a totally awesome time, I’d 8een wanting to see that movie!

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1T W4S GR34T TO H4NG OUT 4G41N.

4LTHOUGH 1 TH1NK 1T G4V3 M3 4 H34D4CH3.

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Y’KNOW, I WANTED TO SEE IT TOO.. NOT LIKE THAT MATTERS..

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…….. fuck…….. shit……..

I-I’m so sorry, FUCK.

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NO, IT’S FINE, IT’S.. YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. NO, IT’S NOT FINE.

IT’S NOT FINE BECAUSE YOU MADE PLANS WITH ME! I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE IT WITH YOU! BUT NO, YOU GO AND SEE IT WITH TEREZI INSTEAD!

I MEAN, WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT HER, HUH? IS SHE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND OR SOMETHING? YOU COULDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO ASK IF IT WAS OKAY?

YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND, YOU’RE ONE OF MY ONLY GODDAMN FRIENDS! WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE GET YOUR ENDORSEMENT?

AND YOU HAVEN’T EVEN TALKED TO ME SINCE THE DAY YOU GUYS WENT TO SEE THAT STUPID MOVIE! WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU TO MAKE YOU HATE ME SO FUCKING MUCH, HUH? WHAT?!

LOOK, IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE FRIENDS, THAT’S FINE AND I DON’T CARE, BUT YOU SHOULD AT LEAST FUCKING TALK TO ME FIRST BEFORE YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP DITCH ME!

YOU KNOW WHAT, WHATEVER, JUST.. WHATEVER.

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W41T, WH4T? 

VR1SK4 1NV1T3D YOU F1RST?

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1 D1DN’T KNOW TH4T….SO 4M 1 JUST SOM3 SORT OF S3COND CHO1C3? 

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No no no no NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!

Terezi, you were never a second option. I hadn’t…….. SEEN you in a while, a long time, I wasn’t…….. thinking when I said…….. come with me…….. I’m so sorry………

And…….. Karkat……..

I invited her to a movie I initially had plans to see with you. I was fucking wrong to do that.

I hadn’t seen in her in a long time, and I…….. I thought…….. going to see that movie with her would 8e a good way to hang out again……..

I-I d8n’t h8 y8u!!!!!!!! I…….. I never want to lose you Karkat……..

Y8u’re the 8nly 8ne wh8 kn8ws f8r g8ds sake!!!!!!!!

Ple8se…….. d8n’t le8ve……..

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WAIT.. OH, SHIT, VRISKA, OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY

I PROBABLY SHOULDN’T HAVE JUMPED TO CONCLUSIONS AND I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AND OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY

SHIT, I FUCKED UP, I’M SORRY

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K4RK4T, 3V3N TH3 SUGG3ST1ON TH4T 1 COULD R3PL43 YOU 1S R1D1CULOUS. 1T’S PR3TTY OBV1OUS TH4T YOU 4ND VR1SK4 4R3 R34LLY CLOS3. CLOS3R TH4N W3 COULD PROB4BLY 3V3R B3….

YOU GUYS 4R3 GR34T FR13NDS.

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ITS ALRIGHT, VRISKA. I UNDERSTAND,

AND TEREZI, YOU AND VRISKA ARE ALSO REALLY GOOD FRIENDS. I SHOULD PROBABLY APOLOGIZE FOR GETTING PISSY ABOUT ALL OF THIS.

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Karkat……..?

You’re okay, right? Everything’s okay now…….. isn’t it?

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… YEAH. EVERYTHING’S COOL. I MEAN, I THINK. REALLY WE ALL HAVE TO COME TO THAT AGREEMENT, AND WE BOTH HAVE, BUT I’M NOT SURE ABOUT TEREZI YET?

OKAY, IDEA, WHO WANTS TO GO GET SOME STARBUCKS AND TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY? FORGET THIS DEPRESSING CONVERSATION AND MAYBE JUST FUCK AROUND FOR A WHILE.

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It’s a little l8……..

May8e tomorrow?

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YEAH, THAT’S FINE!

(YOU DIDN’T SEE ME SMILE WHAT)

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1′M DOWN FOR TH4T, 1F 1′M 1NV1T3D.

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SO IT’S SETTLED. TOMORROW, WE GO GET COFFEE AND TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE ALL DAY LONG.

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karkat, do tell us the details of your most embarrassing personal story. if you don't, then i would like for formally request someone else does.

I’M PASSING THIS TO VRISKA, SHE KNOWS.

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Ooooooooh, I know. ::::)

So it was........ 8th grade.

And Karkat had detention, so he had to clean under the ta8les, and

there was this HUGE WAD of FRESH GUM.

It got stuck AAAAAAAALL in his hair!

And he didn’t notice, so he walked all around like that, pffffffff!!!!!!!!

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Sorry I never got 8ack to you Pyrope, 8ut no need to thank me! I had a totally awesome time, I’d 8een wanting to see that movie!

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1T W4S GR34T TO H4NG OUT 4G41N.

4LTHOUGH 1 TH1NK 1T G4V3 M3 4 H34D4CH3.

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Y’KNOW, I WANTED TO SEE IT TOO.. NOT LIKE THAT MATTERS..

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…….. fuck…….. shit……..

I-I’m so sorry, FUCK.

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NO, IT’S FINE, IT’S.. YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. NO, IT’S NOT FINE.

IT’S NOT FINE BECAUSE YOU MADE PLANS WITH ME! I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE IT WITH YOU! BUT NO, YOU GO AND SEE IT WITH TEREZI INSTEAD!

I MEAN, WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT HER, HUH? IS SHE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND OR SOMETHING? YOU COULDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO ASK IF IT WAS OKAY?

YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND, YOU’RE ONE OF MY ONLY GODDAMN FRIENDS! WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE GET YOUR ENDORSEMENT?

AND YOU HAVEN’T EVEN TALKED TO ME SINCE THE DAY YOU GUYS WENT TO SEE THAT STUPID MOVIE! WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU TO MAKE YOU HATE ME SO FUCKING MUCH, HUH? WHAT?!

LOOK, IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE FRIENDS, THAT’S FINE AND I DON’T CARE, BUT YOU SHOULD AT LEAST FUCKING TALK TO ME FIRST BEFORE YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP DITCH ME!

YOU KNOW WHAT, WHATEVER, JUST.. WHATEVER.

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W41T, WH4T? 

VR1SK4 1NV1T3D YOU F1RST?

….

1 D1DN’T KNOW TH4T….SO 4M 1 JUST SOM3 SORT OF S3COND CHO1C3? 

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No no no no NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!

Terezi, you were never a second option. I hadn’t…….. SEEN you in a while, a long time, I wasn’t…….. thinking when I said…….. come with me…….. I’m so sorry………

And…….. Karkat……..

I invited her to a movie I initially had plans to see with you. I was fucking wrong to do that.

I hadn’t seen in her in a long time, and I…….. I thought…….. going to see that movie with her would 8e a good way to hang out again……..

I-I d8n’t h8 y8u!!!!!!!! I…….. I never want to lose you Karkat……..

Y8u’re the 8nly 8ne wh8 kn8ws f8r g8ds sake!!!!!!!!

Ple8se…….. d8n’t le8ve……..

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WAIT.. OH, SHIT, VRISKA, OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY

I PROBABLY SHOULDN’T HAVE JUMPED TO CONCLUSIONS AND I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AND OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY

SHIT, I FUCKED UP, I’M SORRY

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K4RK4T, 3V3N TH3 SUGG3ST1ON TH4T 1 COULD R3PL43 YOU 1S R1D1CULOUS. 1T’S PR3TTY OBV1OUS TH4T YOU 4ND VR1SK4 4R3 R34LLY CLOS3. CLOS3R TH4N W3 COULD PROB4BLY 3V3R B3….

YOU GUYS 4R3 GR34T FR13NDS.

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ITS ALRIGHT, VRISKA. I UNDERSTAND,

AND TEREZI, YOU AND VRISKA ARE ALSO REALLY GOOD FRIENDS. I SHOULD PROBABLY APOLOGIZE FOR GETTING PISSY ABOUT ALL OF THIS.

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Karkat……..?

You’re okay, right? Everything’s okay now…….. isn’t it?

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… YEAH. EVERYTHING’S COOL. I MEAN, I THINK. REALLY WE ALL HAVE TO COME TO THAT AGREEMENT, AND WE BOTH HAVE, BUT I’M NOT SURE ABOUT TEREZI YET?

OKAY, IDEA, WHO WANTS TO GO GET SOME STARBUCKS AND TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY? FORGET THIS DEPRESSING CONVERSATION AND MAYBE JUST FUCK AROUND FOR A WHILE.

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It’s a little l8……..

May8e tomorrow?

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YEAH, THAT’S FINE!

(YOU DIDN’T SEE ME SMILE WHAT)

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1′M DOWN FOR TH4T, 1F 1′M 1NV1T3D.

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terezi what is your opinion on that weird yoplait commercial with the girl with a really heavy accent in the blue wallpapered room

1T’S W31RD 4S FUCK.

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Sorry I never got 8ack to you Pyrope, 8ut no need to thank me! I had a totally awesome time, I’d 8een wanting to see that movie!

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1T W4S GR34T TO H4NG OUT 4G41N.

4LTHOUGH 1 TH1NK 1T G4V3 M3 4 H34D4CH3.

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Y’KNOW, I WANTED TO SEE IT TOO.. NOT LIKE THAT MATTERS..

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…….. fuck…….. shit……..

I-I’m so sorry, FUCK.

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NO, IT’S FINE, IT’S.. YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. NO, IT’S NOT FINE.

IT’S NOT FINE BECAUSE YOU MADE PLANS WITH ME! I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE IT WITH YOU! BUT NO, YOU GO AND SEE IT WITH TEREZI INSTEAD!

I MEAN, WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT HER, HUH? IS SHE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND OR SOMETHING? YOU COULDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO ASK IF IT WAS OKAY?

YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND, YOU’RE ONE OF MY ONLY GODDAMN FRIENDS! WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE GET YOUR ENDORSEMENT?

AND YOU HAVEN’T EVEN TALKED TO ME SINCE THE DAY YOU GUYS WENT TO SEE THAT STUPID MOVIE! WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU TO MAKE YOU HATE ME SO FUCKING MUCH, HUH? WHAT?!

LOOK, IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE FRIENDS, THAT’S FINE AND I DON’T CARE, BUT YOU SHOULD AT LEAST FUCKING TALK TO ME FIRST BEFORE YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP DITCH ME!

YOU KNOW WHAT, WHATEVER, JUST.. WHATEVER.

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W41T, WH4T? 

VR1SK4 1NV1T3D YOU F1RST?

….

1 D1DN’T KNOW TH4T….SO 4M 1 JUST SOM3 SORT OF S3COND CHO1C3? 

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No no no no NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!

Terezi, you were never a second option. I hadn’t…….. SEEN you in a while, a long time, I wasn’t…….. thinking when I said…….. come with me…….. I’m so sorry………

And…….. Karkat……..

I invited her to a movie I initially had plans to see with you. I was fucking wrong to do that.

I hadn’t seen in her in a long time, and I…….. I thought…….. going to see that movie with her would 8e a good way to hang out again……..

I-I d8n’t h8 y8u!!!!!!!! I…….. I never want to lose you Karkat……..

Y8u’re the 8nly 8ne wh8 kn8ws f8r g8ds sake!!!!!!!!

Ple8se…….. d8n’t le8ve……..

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WAIT.. OH, SHIT, VRISKA, OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY

I PROBABLY SHOULDN’T HAVE JUMPED TO CONCLUSIONS AND I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AND OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY

SHIT, I FUCKED UP, I’M SORRY

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K4RK4T, 3V3N TH3 SUGG3ST1ON TH4T 1 COULD R3PL43 YOU 1S R1D1CULOUS. 1T’S PR3TTY OBV1OUS TH4T YOU 4ND VR1SK4 4R3 R34LLY CLOS3. CLOS3R TH4N W3 COULD PROB4BLY 3V3R B3….

YOU GUYS 4R3 GR34T FR13NDS.

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ITS ALRIGHT, VRISKA. I UNDERSTAND,

AND TEREZI, YOU AND VRISKA ARE ALSO REALLY GOOD FRIENDS. I SHOULD PROBABLY APOLOGIZE FOR GETTING PISSY ABOUT ALL OF THIS.

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Karkat……..?

You’re okay, right? Everything’s okay now…….. isn’t it?

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… YEAH. EVERYTHING’S COOL. I MEAN, I THINK. REALLY WE ALL HAVE TO COME TO THAT AGREEMENT, AND WE BOTH HAVE, BUT I’M NOT SURE ABOUT TEREZI YET?

OKAY, IDEA, WHO WANTS TO GO GET SOME STARBUCKS AND TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY? FORGET THIS DEPRESSING CONVERSATION AND MAYBE JUST FUCK AROUND FOR A WHILE.

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It’s a little l8……..

May8e tomorrow?

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YEAH, THAT’S FINE!

(YOU DIDN’T SEE ME SMILE WHAT)

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terezi on a scale of one to ten how salty is karkat

G3N3R4LLY? W3LL, H4V3 YOU S33N ST3V3N UN1V3RS3? H3′S P34RL. H3H3H3H3. JUST K1DD1NG, K1ND OF. H3 C4N JUST C4R3 TOO MUCH OR NOT 3NOUGH SOM3T1M3S.