[theaustralianidiot]

just like luke, i am a failure who only talks to his bandmates so like this post if you want to be friends with a 20 year old man child who likes the puppy filter on snapchat way too much

[sasaq]

[badlydrawneverything]

[flipsthct]

when france has rly good lighting

[stupendouscolorpuppy-blog]

this jacket makes me look smol

[ruthgoth-deactivated20160116]

[psycosis91]

Visit Original Link

[typette-deactivated20150825]

oh my god does nothing NOT FIT

[zitoisneato]

Fuck sake….

[warriortomaiden]

I’m convinced the Space Jam theme is an eldritch being attempting to communicate with us through the perfect melody, but we just can’t understand it.

[giffing-su]

[weloveshortvideos]

View this post on Instagram

[jifewjfiojiowjwe-deactivated201]

i literally started crying lmfao I think I just reached tier 73 of enlightenment

[trapcard]

ALIENS ARE REAL AND THE GOVERNMENT IS USING THE EXCUSE OF IT WAS A  MISSILE TEST TO COVER IT U-

[interactiveglobe]

my new favorite okcupid message

[souremo-blog]

but here I am, chilling. slightly dead.

[tokyograndmothers]

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

[yahooentertainment]

Happy Earth Day From This Baby Panda!

[stupendouscolorpuppy-blog]

hey i’m calum hood and i’m basically all puppy. i play bass in 5sos aka the worst band in human history but i’m okay w it. if u wanna be friends n chat you should message me on aim @ h00d.calum about puppies and sunsets and the moon. THANKS.

[exceptionals]

when ur post doesnt get notes

[theaustralianidiot]

hi my name is michael. not really a rockstar, my mom would yell at me if i ever trashed a hotel room and i usually can’t stay up past 10pm on weeknights. come talk to me at sunshinegraffiti if you want to place bets on what age i’m gonna go bald at from dying my hair.