he only “stole woody” from the perspective of the asshole toys in andy’s room that have no concept of BUSINESS
al runs a legitimate establishment and bought woody FAIR AND SQUARE and he wanted to PRESERVE WOODY AS AN ANTIQUE PIECE OF ART IN A MUSEUM.
but the toys are SELFISH and think that they deserve to be “played with” as if they have rights or something
toys dont have rights. if they want rights they need to stop deceiving children and adults by pretending to not be sentient
if anything the toys are in the wrong for collectively lying to humanity and pretending to be nonliving plastic for god knows what nefarious purpose
next time you decide to defend the toys in toy story remember who the entire race of perverts is. the race of perverts that’s infiltrated your home and silently watches you at all hours. they don’t deserve ANYTHING.