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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Not today Justin
if i look back, i am lost
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@theawkwardtwerkingpenguin
genuinely don't think i'm built for college and/or 40+ years of work. all i want to do is connect with other people and make friends and fall in love and travel and read books and do everything i want to do! and i don't want to work until i'm too old or tired to do any of those things! i just think it's evil that we have to spend our lives working even if we have no passion or drive for it
This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
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A quick translation:
Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?
2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.
Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?
2012: Nah, no need.
Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-
2020: FIRES.
Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-
2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.
Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?
2020: PANDEMIC.
Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-
2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.
1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?
1347: Heli-what?
Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?
2020: TILL MARCH.
Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.
1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?
2014: At least you still have the twin towers.
2000: Wait, what do you mean?
1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-
1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!
1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!
1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-
1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-
1945: Here we go again-
2000: Now, seriously, what-
1: Y’all want BREAD?!
1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.
in my notifications
The harm one is a Utah local and I love the pain there
The “hell” gas station looks like a liminal space, and I think Crowley would approve.
Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes
this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle
Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life
I feel their energy
keep liking and reblogging my memes and this is how we’ll end up
can’t risk it
THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS.
Gotta take all the chances…..
Never risk it
i had to
Need some good luck. Really do.
How to make a three gallon batch of cold brew coffee concentrate (please don’t die)
You will Need:
A big, fuck-off bucket (4 gallon, get food service buckets because a gardening bucket or some shit will make your coffee taste weird). Must be cylindrical. Get one with a lid if possible. If there’s no lid you’ll need saran wrap.
Some variety of round mesh screen (must fit the inside diameter of your bucket, so your bucket can’t taper at the bottom) (you may need to actually make this custom - look for kitchen sifters)
Big, fuck-off coffee filters - food service size, have to be at least as big as the inside diameter of your bucket when you flatten the filter out.
You will also need:
A shitload of whole coffee beans (use something you like; roast doesn’t particularly matter - you can use chocolate raspberry coffee beans or satan’s anus caffeine killer or fuckin starbucks for all I care, this is YOUR three gallons of coffee concentrate, it should taste good to you)
Three gallons of filtered water
A fridge big enough to fit your bucket OR a CLEAN trash can full of ice that will fit your bucket. NOT A FREEZER. YOU DON’T WANT TO WASTE THIS MUCH FUCKIN COFFEE BY FREEZING IT INTO A THIRTY POUND CHUNK OF DISAPPOINTMENT
Either cow insemination gloves or VERY clean hands washed up past your elbows
A cheap one-gallon pitcher. You need one with a spout and a large opening at the top, not like the storage pitchers. Something like this but if you pay more than three dollars for it I will start manifesting in your house physically. Go to the 99cent store, they’ll have one.
Something store your coffee. I recommend these. You’ll need 4 for this much concentrate. If you make coffee concentrate a lot these will stain like a motherfucker. Accept it.
Rubber bands and regular size coffee filters.
Let’s get started.
1. Coarsely grind 5 pounds of room temperature coffee beans. (Again, please don’t die)
2. Put your ground coffee at the bottom of the bucket.
3. Gently pour your three gallons of filtered water into the bucket.
4. Once the bucket is full flatten out a paper filter and lay it over the top, where the ground coffee should be floating. *GENTLY* pat the filter over the surface until it’s covering the top and uniformly damp.
5. Cover the bucket with the lid or saran wrap and stick it someplace cold for about 18 hours. (Minimum 16, max 24)
6. After its had its time to chill make sure your arms are *really fuckin clean* or put on the livestock gloves. Settle the screen on top of the coffee filter in the bucket.
7. SLOWLY press down on the screen and, keeping it as flat and even as possible, push it down to the bottom of the bucket. Try as much as you can to keep coffee grounds from getting around the filter and the screen.
8. Put a regular size coffee filter over the mouth of each of your storage containers, fold the filters over the lip and rubber band them in place.
9. Pour a portion your coffee concentrate into your wide-mouth pitcher, again trying not to stir up or pour in coffee grounds (you can use something like a large measuring cup as a ladle if you wanna be really careful about it but pouring should work, you’re going to filter again but it’ll be faster if you don’t get grounds mixed in). You’ll have to fill this pitcher multiple times.
10. Fill your storage pitchers by slowly pouring the concentrate through the filters on top. Once your pitchers are full remove the filters and close the pitchers.
You now have a fuckton of coffee concentrate. It’ll last in the fridge for about two weeks.
Serving suggestion: Use one cup of concentrate and three cups of water to make a nice, smooth, highly caffeinated summer beverage.
Serving warning: You CAN drink this straight, if you want. Try it out in small doses before you have a liter of it and die.
(Play with the water and concentrate levels to figure out what ratio works best for your needs; I tend to go 1:1 but I have a tolerance like you wouldn’t believe. My sister goes 1:5 and it still tastes mostly like coffee)
Now, you may be looking at this unholy amount of coffee concentrate and realizing that you brewed three gallons but that it actually *serves* something like twelve gallons.
Can you drink twelve gallons of coffee in two weeks? Probably not. At least I wouldn’t recommend it. Actually, please don’t.
FREEZE THAT SHIT INSTEAD.
It’ll last essentially forever in the freezer. You can freeze it in bottles OR you can freeze it in cubes. If you freeze cubes here are some probably bad ideas:
Put cubes of coffee concentrate into iced coffee so it gets stronger as it warms up.
BLEND THAT SHIT INTO A FUCKIN SMOOTHIE. YOGURT, PEANUT BUTTER, FROZEN BANANAS, COFFEE CONCENTRATE CUBES, AND A CHOCOLATE DRIZZLE, BE A JUMPY FUCKIN MONKEY
Lov the cronch and just eat coffee cubes
Pour. Alcohol. Over. It. (actually really nice with a white russian or kaluha or malibu rum or amaretto. You’re gonna have the worst fuckin hangover, good luck)
Anyway. That’s how to make a frankly irresponsible amount of coffee.
Please don’t die.
FUCK SLEEP.
i feel irresponsible and at potential fault for just reblogging this
Ms……. why did you make so much coffee concentrate….
I was a barista from the ages of 18 to 26.
I became a barista because I was fuck-off addicted to coffee from the ages of 8 to now.
So you’re stuck in quarantine with a five pound bag of coffee…
it is only potion of die because this tag fucking killed me
when i was 8-9, i was playing hide and seek with my sisters (i am the b e s t at that game) at my grandma’s house, and as a last minute decision i decided to hide inside the giant pussywillow in the backyard. i hid in there for at least an hour and only heard my sisters nearby once. another hour or two passed, and i was wondering how they hadnt found me yet, because im not that good, and so i climbed out and went looking for them. it was starting to get dark and when i went inside my grandma was super suprised to see me. she said “how did you get here?” and i said, “ive been hiding in the pussywillow since we started playing hide and seek” and she said “really? because i saw you leave with your sisters.” and i got a wicked chill. she called my mom and she said “she came home with us, how did she get there?” and i told her that i’d been hiding and she said “then who came home with us?” and went to check on me. i wasnt there so she asked my sister “wheres (my name)?” and she said “she was just telling me to come outside with her because she had something to show me but i said no because its dark. she was really mad at me.” and my mom told me after i got home that after my sister had said that she had looked out the window and saw me staring at her with big pale blue eyes.
my eyes are green.
rosie read the url challenge
thank you for that caption because i was about to fucking scream
Repost to spread. (Not really humor)
https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/2020/03/14/new-warning-issued-for-all-whatsapp-and-imessage-users-major-threat-to-encryption/
Is this the beginning of the end for secure messaging?
so is Victory
LOVE TRIANGLE
Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)
This must be why the Trump administration hates them all
The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.
I’ve never reblogged anything so quick
The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world
Rb for that art doe
Dignity here to join the girl posse.
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
reblogging for the second time
ALWAYS REBLOG
Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.
Dignity is rare on this site.
Saw this on Pinterest and didn’t want to risk it especially now that’s my grandpa’s in the hospital
FREE GEORGE WASHINGTON AND CAPITALISM WILL REWARD YOU
I’m giving it a shot, it appeared in my feed at random, I need some financial help.
What the hell. I’m already at my lowest. Can’t hurt.
Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.
Canon Jesus was such a punk rocker of his time.
i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.
“It might be nice, it might be nice,
To have a velociraptor on your side”
It might be nice, it might be niiiiiceeeee,
To have a velociraptor on your siideeee
Fr? Lemme check this out
Here’s the link to all of the free online classes offered by Harvard:
https://www.edx.org/school/harvardx
But TBH I prefer the MIT Open Coursewear approach. Feel like taking a class on the policy and economics of nuclear engineering? MIT’s got you covered:
https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/find-by-topic/#cat=engineering&subcat=nuclearengineering&spec=nuclearsystemspolicyandeconomics
In fact they’ve got you covered with A LOT of their courses, everything from fine arts to immunology.
Have fun :)
WHERE HAS THIS BEEN THE LAST TWO YEARS
HEY SO THIS SHIT CAN HELP YOU PASS CERTIFICATION TESTING
YOU DO NOT IN FACT NEED A DEGREE FOR EVERYTHING
