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The official RP askblog for Misty's Chaos' Calamity AU's Sprout.

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

HEYYYY!!! THINGS ABOUT ME AND CALAMITY AU SPROUT!

I myself go by Raine, Sebastian, and Misty. I use Misty mostly in ask RPs

I am genderfluid, I use she/they/he pronouns.

Please treat me like a human being, I have mental health too.

Linked Calamity AU RP blogs (Only my own and ones by friends): @criesofthecalamity (I generally js post lore there cause I never get asks but whatever), @moonstone-the-nightmoth, @nightfall-the-nightmoth

Main blog: @rosaceae-fragaria

Any art on this blog by @fullofswag

Enough about me, now onto Sprout.

Sprout is AMAB genderfluid (He/She pronouns, interchangeable) and bi.

She is 28 years old, and her birthday is May 2nd.

In the AU, he is married to Dandy

That's pretty much it for the info. Rules under cut

I allow NSFW asks, but I'd rather them at a minimum.

Ocs are fully allowed, and I do occasionally add them to lore.

DNIs:Proshitters and Solanfaynai (This blog is made off a Dandy ship)

Lore tag: #decaying 🌼 (Rarely posting lore here jsyk)

Ooc post tag: #the raineposts

DO NOT MENTION FINN. IT IS BANNED ON THIS BLOG.

Fyi yall, I tend to read people's DNIs and bios a lot so I don't get the bad side of tumblr, anyone who has NSFW as a DNI (This is a NSFW (Violence, grim nature, a tiny bit of freaky) AU, it'd be hypocritical) or anyone below my prefered minimum age for interaction. This message is also on the @criesofthecalamity blog intro post, as it's the same AU, and they are both run by me.

[ask-cosmo-the-pastry]

(Woh it's an AU Sprout 😨/pos)

Dumbass gets dropped out of nowhere, getting a face full of floor. How "fun."/j

Ow.

Why does this always have to happen...

- @thebaddestofassedsprout

"... Excuse me, what just happened?-"

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

I know as little as you do.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

Hoshi.

- @thebaddestofassedsprout

(That's all he needs to say, just Hoshi's name)

....sprout...?

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Yep, hi.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

A-are you okay?

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Well, both of us are lucky to be alive.

So barely.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

...

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Ignore that I said that.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

Alright.

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

...Sssssoooooooo...

Uh.

This is awkward.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

...yeah.

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

....

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

I should probably open the door..

Hoshi opens the door.

...

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Probably.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

....

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

...

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

Hoshi.

- @thebaddestofassedsprout

(That's all he needs to say, just Hoshi's name)

....sprout...?

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Yep, hi.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

A-are you okay?

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Well, both of us are lucky to be alive.

So barely.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

...

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Ignore that I said that.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

Alright.

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

...Sssssoooooooo...

Uh.

This is awkward.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

...yeah.

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

....

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

I should probably open the door..

Hoshi opens the door.

...

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Probably.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

Hoshi.

- @thebaddestofassedsprout

(That's all he needs to say, just Hoshi's name)

....sprout...?

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Yep, hi.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

A-are you okay?

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Well, both of us are lucky to be alive.

So barely.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

...

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Ignore that I said that.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

Alright.

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

...Sssssoooooooo...

Uh.

This is awkward.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

...yeah.

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

....

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

Hoshi.

- @thebaddestofassedsprout

(That's all he needs to say, just Hoshi's name)

....sprout...?

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Yep, hi.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

A-are you okay?

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Well, both of us are lucky to be alive.

So barely.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

...

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Ignore that I said that.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

Alright.

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

...Sssssoooooooo...

Uh.

This is awkward.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

Hoshi.

- @thebaddestofassedsprout

(That's all he needs to say, just Hoshi's name)

....sprout...?

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Yep, hi.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

A-are you okay?

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Well, both of us are lucky to be alive.

So barely.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

...

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Ignore that I said that.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

Hoshi.

- @thebaddestofassedsprout

(That's all he needs to say, just Hoshi's name)

....sprout...?

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Yep, hi.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

A-are you okay?

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Well, both of us are lucky to be alive.

So barely.

[cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi]

Hoshi.

- @thebaddestofassedsprout

(That's all he needs to say, just Hoshi's name)

....sprout...?

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Yep, hi.

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Sprout lays on his bed, staring at the ceiling silently.

She's overthinking something.

Was it all a lie? Were him and Hoshi ever on good terms?

The only thing keeping Sprout from snapping and probably killing "someone" is her cousin, Charlie, and his own common sense.

It'd mentally kill Charlie to find out Hoshi is dead, after all she's been through.. Sprout can't let that happen..

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Rosa: Sprout...? I know you're in there...

Rosa: What's going on? Why are you all the sudden in your room like this again...

- Rosa Seedly

(Ignore that I forgot to color my own ask)

There's no response.

Dandy: Usually she'd at least let me in, but this time he won't. I think it's something I did... She seemed disinterested when I last talked with him.

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

sprout... please don't try anything. please. i don't want you to hurt yourself.

please...

-- a very worried @cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi

There's no response from Sprout's room.

Dandy: She's not doing too well. He won't tell me why she's doing this.

Rosa: It'd be best to give him some space, and time to get things together.

(Rosa is Sprout's sister btw. That's why I'm not colorcoding this one and instead using names)

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

Hey, Sprout, how're you doing..?

-- @cries-of-the-calamity-hoshi

...

(Currently Sprout is locked in his room and won't respond to anyone)

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

"Hoshi was there when you committed. She watched it all happen! She CHOSE not to save you!"

- @the-calamitys-regrets

SHUT UP

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD!!!

[i-hate-being-asked]

I HATE THAT THERE IS ANOTHER SHRIMPO ON TUMBLR

@shrimpo-anon

“IM THE YOAI YOU! ACCEPT IT”

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

And I'm the yaoi @sproutseedlyreal and/or @the-seedly-anon

And I'm not even from your universe.

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

-- @cries-of-the-calamity-charlie

(In my timezone you're like 30 minutes early lmao)

Thanks cuz!!

[thebaddestofassedsprout]

"Heeey Sprout!"

"How are you doing?"

-- @embodied-ichor-of-the-calamity

I know exactly who you are, get out.