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19 . French-British . Model and Aspiring Designer . 2023 Hufflepuff Alumni . .

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Mo: Guess it depends on how long I keep 'em around-- as my wife, it is imperative that you remain brilliant forever, or I'll run our boozery into the ground by imbibing the product. If it's just Captain Sex Hair, it's fine. Wasn't planning on keeping him around much anyways when he and my brother have so many belligerent sexual tension, eh?

Mo: Damn straight. Well, you're the one's talking about spending money to visit dragons. I mean, do you have to pay to see a dragon? 'Cause in that case I definitely think schmoozing the Cool Uncle is in order. And I happen to like roughing it, thank you very much. I'm definitely the outdoors type.

Mo: So cautious optimism I guess then. I just don't wanna be fighting two fronts anymore if we can. Good to hear-- thought I was crazy talking to some people. I mean, I'm working with lil Goldstein about a project we got for the school, to keep the younger kits safe, and she keeps talking about how 18 is an "arbitrary number" when it comes to allowing kits to fight. I couldn't think of a nice way to point out that, despite the fact that she's ona Starfire's favorites, she's hardly gonna last long in a duel against a fully trained wizard aiming to kill, you know? I mean, points for commitment, but it's hardly arbitrary when it's about how far are you in your lessons. :P I think the future needs more than one drink...

Dominique: I thought we agreed that whether or not I was your wife we'd continue on as businesses partners anyway, for the sake of good food/drink. He's certainly one of the contenders, but there's a few others.

Dominique: I dunno, can you imagine we had dragon zoos like the muggle zoos? That'd be kinda cool. Maybe I can stay indoors with Uncle Charlie and you can camp in the backyard since you're so keen? What's so exciting about roughing it anyway?

Dominique: Cautious optimism sounds like it'll do. It is kinda arbitrary, I mean who just decides that 18 is appropriate to do all these thing that you couldn't do at 17? And I know that's the age we graduate and all but I'm sure there are some eighteen year olds who's skills are still that of a fifth year. It needs a night at the Three Broomsticks with us when Is is bartending.

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Mo: Good to know I didn't marry into a band of idiots. Wouldn't wanna waste my time collecting 'em in that case.

Mo: Psh-- that's because I make 'em sexy. I refuse to give those arseholes any credit for my current magnetism. You may be surprised to hear this, Princess, but it does cost money normally to be able to properly watch a pro Quidditch match. As opposed to Apparating over to Romania and sneaking around Dragon Country. Unless *someone* is implying they wouldn't be able to hack roughing it?

Mo: Fair enough-- it's like I told your cousin; I'd rather have the Ministry on our side, flaws and all, than have yet another group to check over my shoulder over. We can't let the Brotherhood make us all paranoid of each other. And if Skeeter's even ten bits right, and Rosier and X are talking on the same side, maybe tensions //will// break a little. Like maybe Nicky'll be able to pull that stick outta his arse, eh? I miss him sometimes. Fuck, don't even imply it-- no offense to your uncle, but that group has been glorified to the point that I got kits ready to wand up and go marching to certain doom. I mean, I wasn't there, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't the point, you know? Here's to the future then *drink*

Dominique: Some of them are still pretty idiotic, but I guess you can let it slide?

Dominique: Right, of course, the sexiness is all you. Hey!! I camped plenty of times as a kid, and anyway you seem to be forgetting that I have an uncle who happens to live in Romania, so we don't have to rough it.

Dominique: That seems like a fair evaluation of it, though just because they seem like they're on our side it doesn't mean they are, as past incidents have proven. Don't worry, I agree. It's cause the kids only see the cool side of it - they don't understand the shitty side where you get to watch your friends die or die yourself, they just wanna save the world and be on chocolate frog cards. To the future.

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Dominique Weasley

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Mo: I always appreciate what you say Dominator. Definitely the most amusing Wotter in the bunch.

Mo: Not if they're all Crimson Cunts-- then serves 'em right. My arm still looks like shite. Maybe we should make a quick escape before school starts up again and do some proper research on the subject ;)

Mo: I know-- you're right. And we know that there's something fishy in the Ministry, so it's good they're actually making the effort. I just hate the idea of my kits having to worry about yet another thing, you know? But you're right-- one interview should clear things up pretty easy and they'll move on to something useful. Agreed-- woman's finally proving she's got the balls for the job. Maybe the election wasn't completely worthless after all.

Dominique: Thanks Hubby. I think most of my family will agree with you on that one.

Dominique: Yeah, I guess. Don't lie, you love how the battle scars attract the ladies. I've never been known to say no to Romania :P Funny how just days ago *someone* couldn't afford the Quidditch World Cup.

Dominique: I understand, but if anything the fact that the Ministry is taking action to protect everyone should make your students feel more at ease. Wouldn't you rather that than have first years starting their own Dumbledore's Army? Time will tell about that one, but I'm hopeful!

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Mo: Them's Anarchy Words, wifey :P

Mo: You kidding? I woulda taken double CoMC to catch that action. Maybe we coulda convinced X to let us go on a field trip to Romania for Dragon-baiting. That woulda been brilliant.

Mo: That's what I told her, but if Xavier's cleared, I'm just worried they're gonna be looking for a new scapegoat, right? I mean, it takes a lot to get a Snake down, but that doesn't mean I want 'em to use us for target practice, you know?

Dominique: I felt you might appreciate it since you have such a unique way with words yourself ;)

Dominique: To catch your professors being picked off one by one?? Little bit dark of you. I wouldn't turn down a trip to Romania either though.

Dominique: I know I just don't think there'd be any evidence against them if they're innocent - hard to pin it on someone if there's no proof. Plus I'm hoping Rosier is legitimate about finding the Brotherhood, not just pinning it on someone to put everyone's minds at rest.

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Mo: 'Course it is-- they made up shite for two years and suddenly they're the champions of Good and Right bc now it's ona their own. I'll letcha know when any of it makes sense.

Mo: So I think the answer is to cancel that class then, eh? Or possibly find some Brethren and introduce 'em to the hippogriffs as a lesson.

Mo: Dom? I gotta text from Goylie-- her parents are being called into the Minister's office. She's worried. Fuck, I'm worried.

Dominique: The whole lot of them are idiots.

Dominique: Sounds about fair, too bad they didn't do it when we were in school - I could've used a lighter course load.

Dominique: I'm sure it's nothing, I mean if her parents aren't involved with the Brotherhood then there's nothing her to worry about, right?

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Mo: Oh, you mean the same readers that would believe the suggestion that Albatross would use Dark Powers to make a troll attack lil Lynn and Pierce? There's a billion Wotters in the Ministry-- Al'll get his vindication. He's a strong kit.

Mo: Gotta say the school's looking pretty rough on teachers about now-- a false arrest, and now two dead. Didn't they used to say DADA was cursed? I'm starting the think the same about CoMC about now...

Dominique: I guess, it's still annoying.

Dominique: I'd rather it was the CoMC position being cursed than the Brotherhood just being evil shits and killing everyone.

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[Txt] Dom-- it's Mo. Holy Fuck-- did you read the papers? Bloody hell...

[Txt] I just read Skeeter’s article! WTF is going on?? I mean MacNair of all people?  And that bitch mentioning Al as a ‘suspected Dark Wizard’!

[snakecharm-mo-hakim]

[Txt] “hostilities toward the new professor”– bittuva understatement if I ever heard one.  Reading Skeeter gives ya a bit of information whiplash, don’t it?  C’mon love– no one believes that tripe.  It’s the same shite she said a year ago.  And now Rosier’s finally backstepping all of their own excuses?  Might help us, eh?

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[Txt] Well to say anymore would suggest a student killed him because they didn’t like him and I have no doubts that wouldn’t go down well with Prophet readers. If it’s reported enough some people might - believe it or not people do believe Skeeter. About fucking time, honestly.

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[Txt] Dom-- it's Mo. Holy Fuck-- did you read the papers? Bloody hell...

[Txt] I just read Skeeter’s article! WTF is going on?? I mean MacNair of all people?  And that bitch mentioning Al as a ‘suspected Dark Wizard’!

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Private: My nan's having another tea party on Wednesday, instead of Sunday because of the World Cup. Are you able to come?

I should be able to rearrange some plans to make myself free 

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Man its good to be back

[thesamuelclaflin-deactivated202]

Yeah I could see how that would be a problem. And if you’re going to represent this family in the modelling world, you need to stay in top form. Thank Merlin things have changed because I dread to think what would happen to the poor soul who told you you can’t have pizza and ice cream anymore. Is there a flavor that combines all of those? I mean, who doesn’t love chocolate, fruit, and caramel? Because that sounds ah-mazing! 

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Well I think my Veela genes have me pretty well set no matter what I eat, but I’d rather not test that theory. I don’t think I even want to know how they’d end up, definitely not better off. Not one that I can think of, I’m sure if you mentioned it to Flora though she’d come up with one just for you.

[ashcresthq]

I mean, you’re probably right on that one. But I guess since I’ve always been pretty quick in my bathroom… uhm… adventures, maybe it’s just my bias perspective. I think it depends on where you read but dental hygiene probably has a key factor in that since they’re more prone to diseases since they don’t have constant treatment. 

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That’s fair, isn’t that why they have those doggy-teeth-cleaning treats now? Unless it’s all just a ploy to make a spend more money. Imagine we never actually needed toothpaste? 

[graciesgotwood]

Wait, Slapjack! That’s the one! I like Uno too but Slapjack is even more fun. I’m very dramatic with the draw four and the other ‘suck it’ cards though. Even if I don’t marry them they better be prepared for me to invade their space alllll the time. They can’t get rid of me that easily! Eh, if the bride’s me I don’t care what you do; you know how I feel about dresses.

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I haven’t heard of that one, maybe you can teach it when Hugh brings you to the next family event? My favourite is when someone lays a ‘reverse’ and the person who’s been picking on you the whole game gets dealt all your nasty cards. Sounds awesome. Maybe I’ll wear the tux just because I know how you feel about dresses.

[graciesgotwood]

Taken something? Unless Hugo snuck me a weird tester candy from Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes I should be fine…

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Well I wouldn’t put it past him, especially now known of us can be convinced to test his new products for him. 

[daltonpr-lopez]

Rumor has it you make up nicknames for everyone to cover for the fact that you don't have real friends

Wow– that’s a bittuva depressing thought, ain’t it?  I guess so long as my best friend and my lovely wife are willing to overlook the fact that I”m apparently destitute and unlovable, I’ll forebear though.

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Well, I figure She gets so many drama-sode OTPs, she’s gotta have some fun ones stuck in there every now and again to get her chuckles, eh?  Hey, so long as it’s an anniversary with my lovely Wifey, I’m game.  Then the 15th it is.  Neither was I– remember the “snogging in the dark in the Astronomy Tower” story?– but I managed to remember what a solstice was.  Tsk tsk, Minnie Mouse.  Damn– that sounds pretty good to me.  Wonder what kinda ice cream you’d put in there?  Does sherbert go with Tequila?  Hey hey– what did we say?  No killing family Dom– even the crazies agreed to that one.  I mean, unless you wanna balance it out?  Like we could offer up VicTed or Louis as a new assassin to make up for the loss of my brother?  I bet they’d look brilliant in lingerie.  What?  Have you been to one of my study groups, Dom?  I am the master of making fun.  I just need a willing brain to mold.

Ah– join the club, eh?  I knew I wasn’t headed out there though, so instead I spent the last week redoing my place for the games– there is now a Quidditch pitch set up in my living room with a wireless and a brilliant Projection Charm to show the match live.  I’m really excited for it.  You’re welcome over, if you like.

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It’s like we’re doing a public service by being so laid back and awesome. Well if that’s the case then we’re only a few days from our very important four month anniversary, and I’d just like to put it out there that I’m not opposed to an ice-cream date to celebrate the occasion. Wait that happened was a class was taking place?! No idea but I’m open to experiment - if we don’t get it right the first time then we just get more tequila and more ice cream. You wouldn’t be the one doing the killing so I don’t think that rule applies. Exactly, the boring Claws don’t know how to properly enjoy your study sessions, but I’ll teach ‘em. 

I was just going to head down to the Three Broomsticks and watch it there but your place sounds even better! Shall I bring anything? Snacks? Alcohol?

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Dom, when in the world did you paint the walls? That poor pub. 

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It was at Mo’s birthday! Must’ve been after you headed home, we had paint and giant tables and semi-alive animals, bit of a wild night. But hey nothing a few spells couldn’t fix.