John Seed

“You will be cleansed. You will confess your sins, and you will be offered atonement. We'll come for you. Welcome to Eden's Gate.” •Lawyer•Brother•Baptist•Aviation lover•Spokesman for Eden’s Gate. Ask/RP blog. No NSFW asks. Happily Taken.

[stalespark]

Happy flat fuck friday to john seed's ass

[lilwritingraven]

His lack of butt it to make up for his massive dong, otherwise it wouldn't be fair to everyone else.

[cullxtheherd]

pllleaaase as if john doesn't wear a strap on he got baby dicc and no ass

[lilwritingraven]

If you turn your attention to the board, you'll see the massive bulge in John's pants. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

[cullxtheherd]

men stuff their pants with socks, including john ted talk canceled

[cullxtheherd]

i just got back from a trip to John’s and let me tell you

instead of small penis

john has no penis

he was very embarrassed about it tbh poor lad

[ms-rampage]

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?!?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[nightingore-deactivated20211006]

john...in a leather jacket

[xbaebsae]

:)

[bills-skarsgards]

Far Cry 5: John Seed + character tropes (x) (x) 

[safewithinedensgate]

Joseph: “You have to love them, John. Do not let your sin prevent that.”

The Cleansing

Far Cry 5 (2018)

[safewithinedensgate]

Did you know? - Our savior, The Baptist John Seed, did a photoshoot for GUESS®? wow! 

[safewithinedensgate]

Seed Family Portrait

[onewinged-sephiroth]

John, was loved by few. Feared by many.

[bi-ta]

Yes, My Dearest Brother…

[thebaptistjohnseed]

How’s the neighborhood Baptist been?

Hello sinner... Thank you for asking how I am. I have been doing very well. Busy, but well.

[thebaptistjohnseed]

Well, I've been looking into some sort of skull design. I don't know why, but skulls, ravens, and the macabre are just fascinating to me! So I suppose that's what I'm interested in if you have any ideas about what may look good 😊

Perhaps one of these?

Last time I did something within the lines of what you’re looking for it was for your lovely sister.. fun times. Let me know your thoughts Belle on what you think on these ideas, my door is always open.

[thebaptistjohnseed]

Favorite food?

Pickles.

Cornbread.

Whiskey, Mead, Red wine...🤫

Comfort food: BBQ.

Sushi.

Thai food.

Coffee black sometimes with cream and sugar.

Vegan and vegetarian food.

There’s a few of my favorites.. nothing special.

[thebaptistjohnseed]

So would you happen to be able to any sort of tattoo that isn't the name of a sin? 😅

Belle,

Why yes. Tattooing is a side hobby of mine, other than drawing or doodling when I am not busy with atonements or confessions... or dealing with the sinners trying to ruin my family’s plans for the project. But, what did you have in mind?

[wrathfulwit]

[apricitasart]

I pretty much bailed on drawtober (as usual)

But I finished these and I'm pretty content.

Bonus John one because I think I'm funny.

[thebaptistjohnseed]

Why every time I listen to high way to hell while I’m working at my shop your minions try to drag me away like is AC/DC against your religion now fuck

No! Of course not! Just that song, some of my soldiers get a little overboard and want to save your soul. They take the lyrics too realistic.

[thebaptistjohnseed]

I gotta song for you it goes like this *strums guitar* your a bitch

This is where I must correct you. It goes more like...

You’re a bitch, I’m gonna drown you, you’re gonna die, dep-u-tyyyyy!

You’re a bitch, I’m gonna tattoo you, you’re gonna know your sins when you feel my plane shooting you!

[redangrypears-deactivated202311]

"There are only two paths left: Salvation and death" - John Seed