nutting is just a sneeze

and thats facts

[nukednick]

of course you have a military rank and a plastic crack addiction

[oidingus]

Missed my skrunklies 🥹 beach times!

[kanis-things]

[gwen-daria-deactivated20250720]

Both kinds of Bioware girls got a lot of rep at the 2024 VMAs

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[satansdirtiestangel]

Me trying to summon a demon so I can finally get fucked like I deserve ;)

[timo-0126]

🫂

[crownkiller]

[nick-nellson]

THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992) Dir. Brian Henson

[not-a-bad-dragon]

Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass

[cybrpnkd]

Vincent || male V › 3/???

[ap0stle]

"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

[shiversdownyourspleen]

[gaycop]

Is it that time of the year again??

[munsonifysmain]

[catgirlfingies]

I would let a fem pyramid head crush me yes

[eurodynamic]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios