Pope Lesbo XIV

YES IM AWARE OF HOW SEMICONDUCTORS WORK | Sasha/Sapphire | she/her | aro dyke | foul-mouthed tranny | secret third thing | 26 | otter therian probably | my toyhouse: otterfemme | 🏳️‍⚧️💉12/03/21 icon by kellsoda

[radio-jupotter]

late to the party as per usual.

[angelicguy]

[dogpuppy]

[radio-jupotter]

baby themed restaurant. and its full of babies. the chairs? weirdly proportioned babies sitting down. the tables? bbaies holding up a glass pane like atlass. the decor? paintings and statues of babies. the menu? well its regular food but smaller and called "baby (food anme)". and they got babies crawling around like a cat cafe. and the staff? well you're never gopnna guess

[transmascvoiceproject]

honestly i wouldn’t be surprised if my amab critics had secret sidelogs dedicated to aquatic zoophilia

[radio-jupotter]

@its-all-as-expected

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[submalevolentgrace]

this guy gets it

[submalevolentgrace]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

jewel encrusted skull chalice in my left hand dick in my right long-eared elvish shawties on yon crystal ball gold coins stacked higher than you could even believe sipping straight elixir and laughing thru it all U wish u were me

[maggymage]

what does this even mean at this point

[contemptible-scoundrel]

...

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[backofthebach]

[judgerinder]

boobs up my ass

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

And out

[rustyfknhook2026]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[crazysodomite]

your pooltoy esploded due to cigarette burn hole

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[livingmeatloaf]

[ID: screenshot of a text conversation. Blue (phone owner): are you guys gonna be home for dinner or do I have to fend for myself Dad: Fend /End ID.]

[oneheadtoanother]

[crazysodomite]

You've been a Good cast-iron pan. Let Mommy take care of you... I'm going to Rub Oil all over you and Bake you at 230°C and you're going to like it... Badly behaved Pans go into the dishwasher and get Scrubbed with a Metal Sponge.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

⚠️ TRAFFIC SAFETY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT⚠️

girl in traffic getting hard because a hottie in the passenger seat of the next car over has her bare feet up on the dashboard — but not because the girl likes feet! she's just imagining the airbag going off and launching hottie's knees through her face bones in less than one tenth of a second

don't make the girl hard. feet off the dash please