Pope Lesbo XIV

YES IM AWARE OF HOW SEMICONDUCTORS WORK | Sasha/Sapphire | she/her | aro dyke | foul-mouthed tranny | secret third thing | 26 | otter therian probably | my toyhouse: otterfemme | 🏳️‍⚧️💉12/03/21 icon by kellsoda

[radio-jupotter]

late to the party as per usual.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's always so funny how insistent people are that war "isn't inherently political" like you would be hard pressed to find something more inherently political

[evilscientist3]

people from different countries actually just kill each other with guns for several years at a time for no reason

[hotgirlmeg]

[theparadoxspace]

i think part of the reason that "trans men dont have male privilege" has become so popular (other than a refusal to accept trans men ARE men for real and not some fake simulacrum, among many other things) is that 'male privilege' is seen by many as a sort of abstract omnipotent superpower that has to be consciously enforced specifically by cis white men and not like. a systemic force built into the foundation of the societies we live in and grow up in.

[radio-jupotter]

you can do it little catgirl! you can quit smoking! i believe in u!

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

*some kind of generic skinny white guy with curly hair walks past us on the sidewalk* dude.. was that bop dylan

[radio-jupotter]

i have hope that one day the catgirl can quit smoking...

[radio-jupotter]

How do i stop impulsively refreshing artfight. This feels like im at a slot machine

[rehabghost]

do you think that in transformers universe the 9/11 planes were... you know...

not a chance in hell those towers make it all the way to 2001 in transformer world

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[siegfriedandroy]

asexual nicki minaj moodboard

[radio-jupotter]

Sauce that makes you stupid from TADC is milked directly from floradinns

[geekysteven]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

[carmilla-minus-one]

i just don't understand what's transmisogynistic about Dr Dick Joke, the pervert rapist cannibal transvestite

[carmilla-minus-one]

like. if the most blatant caricature in the history of caricatures is still subject to debate how do you even talk about all the rest

[mollyjames]

Very nice trans gal working the counter at the weed store today. She saw my ID and very quickly asked if I had a preferred name and also complimented my top. Truly a blessed 4/20

[mollyjames]

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]