late to the party as per usual.
we're not kids anymore.
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Keni

#extradirty
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Today's Document
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
hello vonnie

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Mike Driver
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@radio-jupotter
late to the party as per usual.
That’s this
Goes to show how little I know
The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized
Net zero info ass post
We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything
oh sorry when i call you "girl" i use it gender neutrally actually! yeah me calling you "girl" isn't actually misgendering you. stop making such a big deal out of this "girl" is literally a gender neutral term
getting a fish tank has taught me one thing
-the rate at which bacteria grows is agonizingly slow
baby themed restaurant. and its full of babies. the chairs? weirdly proportioned babies sitting down. the tables? bbaies holding up a glass pane like atlass. the decor? paintings and statues of babies. the menu? well its regular food but smaller and called "baby (food anme)". and they got babies crawling around like a cat cafe. and the staff? well you're never gopnna guess
honestly i wouldn’t be surprised if my amab critics had secret sidelogs dedicated to aquatic zoophilia
@its-all-as-expected
your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*
my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*
What?
this guy gets it
jewel encrusted skull chalice in my left hand dick in my right long-eared elvish shawties on yon crystal ball gold coins stacked higher than you could even believe sipping straight elixir and laughing thru it all U wish u were me
what does this even mean at this point
interesting kink assortment on the dash
boobs up my ass
And out
Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake
We could have been eating him
your pooltoy esploded due to cigarette burn hole
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
[ID: screenshot of a text conversation. Blue (phone owner): are you guys gonna be home for dinner or do I have to fend for myself Dad: Fend /End ID.]