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this but he only glares at carmen lol.
like carmen’s just a bystander but he’s getting a lethal side eye and glaring. then as soon as you’re done, he skitters out and starts hissing and attacking carmen’s legs.
“fuck! what- what did i do?” carmen’s dodging him, trying to get out of his way so anchovy can run into the kitchen, hide in the bottom cabinet and hiss at carmen when he came near it.
“she’s the one who put the pumpkin on you, anchovy.” carmen points at you with a scoff. “why’d he not attack you?”
“he’s not gonna attack his mama.” you shake your head, cooing at the cat that’s already gone, hiding in the other room. “he loves his mama.”
“his mama is the one torturin’ him.” carmen mutters, glaring in the direction of the kitchen. “and he takes it out on me.”
you shrug, biting back a grin as you scroll through the photos, admiring your handi work and picking one to post.
why do I feel like Jimmy would be one of the few people willow wouldn't be super shy around
he’s just very calming to her. like even when he’s bitching, he doesn’t really blow his fuse (unless extremely provoked) like he’s very good at keeping his cool and that’s just what willow needs.
she’s got carmen who (with every ounce of love in my heart) is anxious. and then teddy who is so loud and wild. and shes fine with it, like it’s not a bad kind of chaos, but she’s so emotionally intelligent that she feeds off peoples energy and uncle jimmy has the perfect energy for her. he’s calm but supportive and they just vibe.
I wonder if your cat paw would be orange again this time
omg how iconic would that be lol. I need the anchovy paw print nooowwwww
‘maybe it's the way you're giving him your undivided attention, shifting while you watch him pump his length but he starts to enjoy it’ screaming without the s
he secretly loves it - attention plus just the pure filth of the action?? he’s head over heels.
loves it even more when you return the favor, pleasing yourself while he gets to watch between your parted legs. watching and studying your every move like he’s paid to.
Baby Willow who loves Grandpa Jimmy. This girl wasn’t sure about anyone (as a newborn she definitely gave Carmy some stink eye. You insist it’s gas, but he’s still crushed) but Grandpa Jimmy? Immediately yes. Cries until she’s put in his arms. Gives him big toddler kisses and climbs him like a jungle gym given the chance.
Evolves into Teddy making her sister ask Grandpa Jimmy for anything they want when they’re older.
((Once you see Carmy eyeing Willow when he needs something from Jimmy and he immediately gets the 🤨 face because no, Carmen, you cannot send your twelve year old to go ask your shady ass uncle for more money))
jimmy just has such a calming aura to them both. teddy always adored him because he would always bring her a gift, always play with her and be a little silly.
but willow, everyone is kinda floored with how taken willow is with him. when she’s fussy nonstop and suddenly calm with jimmy? carmen is beyond confused. convinced he slipped her something.
“are you fuckin’ stupid? get outta here.” jimmy scoffs, rolling his eyes when carmen accuses him of that. “did i give her somethin’- yeah, it’s called bein’ calm. not tryna rock a baby when you’re fuckin’ stressed. they can sense that shit, carm, you should know better.” even in his gruff, hateful tone willow still isn’t moving or waking.
just the two of them being besties. little willow who’s so shy and sweet and quiet and calm with.. jimmy? it’s a sight lol.
Reader asking inexperienced Carmy to jerk off in front of her to show her what he likes and him ending up loving having her full attention is all I’m saying
this is so filthy and i'm here for it omg.
really catches him completely off guard when you ask. starts off with something so small, a joke about him jacking off that turns into "will you show me?" and he nearly chokes.
"show you?" carmen blinks, wide eyed and voice strained.
"yeah. show me." you tilt your head to the side, so nonchalant. "show me how you do it, so i know how to do it right."
"you-you do it perfect already, baby, promise-"
"-please?" you bat your eyes at him, slowly winning him over. "i just want to see how you like it. so i can make you feel good."
he's so anxious about it at first. fidgety and squirming, avoiding your gaze, hands shaking. but then something sorta flips. maybe it's the way you're giving him your undivided attention, shifting while you watch him pump his length but he starts to enjoy it. especially when you lick up his cum off his length and off his hand after.
It’s so beautiful how Carmy is Willow’s safe place 🥹
it's actually so healing for both of them, carmen especially.
he sees so much of himself in willow- the youngest, shy with a stutter, easy to overlook especially with teddy. and yet, she's the sweetest soul. it's like he gets a do-over, a chance to do the things that he wished would have been done to him.
it's easy too, with you around (not like donna) and he's not like his dad, but it's also beautiful to see her become her own person. she's shy, but she's not insecure. she's comfortable in her loneliness because it's not her only option, it's her choice sometimes. she's very content in herself, because you both have built her up, never comparing her to teddy or anyone.
also, makes him incredibly resentful of donna and for a while he won't go near her. not that he does much, but he won't even entertain the thought of being around her.
now that he's a parent and he sees how easy it is to just be a good parent, it makes him furious that she wasn't. that she chose to be hurtful and neglectful and fuck him up for life.
i don't think he ever really forgives her for that, just learns to accept that it can't be changed and all he can do is be better for willow so she doesn't feel like that.
I have missed your writing. Thank you for the Halloween goodies 🫶
thank you!!! i have missed you all!!
Carmy fighting through his social terror to help Willow fight through hers
he knows he's gotta lead by example but he fucking dreads it lmao. literally his worst nightmare, having to talk to people- strangers.
he's fighting for his life and he's so happy once he gets to jimmy's house at the end for his halloween party, and willow is less shy.
"teddy beat you down here." jimmy snorts lightly, nodding towards the girl, already on the floor with her cousins trading candy.
"yeah, we, uh, willow wasn't as excited as teddy was about the whole trick-or-treatin' thing." carmen ran a hand over willow's head. "she's a little nervous."
"nothin' wrong with that." jimmy said quickly, grinning down at willow. "it's weird, isn't it willow? goes against all instincts knockin' on doors and beggin' for candy. you just have good survival skills, kid."
‘and that's how carmen ends up living his worst nightmare, which is going door to door with willow, having to also speak to strangers’ lmao willow is such a little Carmy I love it 😂
it’s a losing war with who wants to be there less lol. willow is clinging to carmen’s leg and carmen is secretly praying the person doesn’t open the door. or that they’ll just give her the candy immediately without her having to say anything and him having to make painful conversation.
you offered to go. willing to ease his misery and try and coax willow to trick-or-treat but she wants carmen. stays clinging to his hand and looks pathetically sweet and scared, wide eyed and nervous, following a very not scared and excited teddy up the stairs- who leaves her sister to go to the next house despite you both telling her to wait.
so carmen stays with willow. swallows his pride and dread of talking to others to do so, because what? he’s going to tell willow no? when she’s scared but wants to trick or treat? he’s gonna be an absolute jagoff and do that? absolutely not lol.
So if Teddy looks like Carmy but has her momma's personality, is it safe to assume that Willow has her momma's looks but Carmy's personality? Because why is it that when Willow gets all shy all I can imagine is Carmen being so shy around reader while still working together in the beginning. Him going "she's not my girl" is so willow coded🥺
i like to think they’re a good blend of both looks wise, but teddy does favor carmen more and willow does you.
personality wise, willow is carmen through and through. she’s got a little bit of you in her, when she is comfortable with someone, she can be silly and sweet and enjoys their company- not as much of a loner purposefully like carmen is. and not as anxious as carmen is, but she’s quiet, shy, and i think the difference is, is that she’s content by herself sometimes. it’s not sulky or anything, she just likes to be alone and be quiet, it’s not a reaction or response. it’s just how she is.
teddy definitely is the opposite in every way. she is loud and confident and looovvveeesssss attention. more of your personality, yes, but everyone also swears she’s mikey reincarnated. she’s good with people, can talk to anyone and everyone, good about relating to people and making them feel loved and appreciated. she’s incredibly socially intelligent even from a young age. she’s just a ball of sunshine and energy, and sometimes carmen is like “how is this my kid?” (esp when she starts talking to strangers lol) but she’s the sweetest. they both are really.
Hi, I was wondering if we could get some dad Lip and his babies on Halloween. Like them getting dressed up and trick or treating and something in him healing because he definitely never did that with Frank or Monica.
this is so sweet omg.
maybe the auto shop puts on a trunk or treat, or hosts one for the kids. just something fun to do, so he gets to bring freddie. freddie's finally two- he can walk, talk, and sorta understands the concept of halloween and trick or treating.
you're heavily pregnant with jude, due to deliver any day now, which makes lip a little nervous. he tries to say that you both can stay home, do it next year when freddie is bigger, but you're not missing your baby trick-or-treating.
freddie's in his little costume, toddler running around place to place, giggling and screeching in laughter and it just hits lip how he never had this. one year monica got her shit together enough to take him and ian, but every other year it was fiona, or they wouldn't go.
you're behind him, snapping pictures and cooing at freddie who's giggling, running back to show you and lip what he got, squealing with toddler glee and it leaves lip's chest burning with an ache that's not necessarily uncomfortable, more happy in a way. happier that he gets to do this with his son.
Can we get something with Carmy his wife and his girls trick or treating?
yes!! omg this is so cute.
i feel like their neighborhood really goes all in for halloween (much to carmen's slight dismay, because he has to decorate. "we're not going to be the only house without decorations, carm!" "we have decorations. look, we got pumpkins.")
but it's also the perfect place to trick-or-treat. pete and sugar always bring their kids and they all go trick-or-treating together.
picturing that willow is maybe four, teddy's seven. teddy is a trick-or-treating pro, she loves it. loves halloween, really- carmen tells you she gets that from you. she's had her costume picked out for weeks, and is soooo excited to go bounding up door to door to get candy.
willow on the other hand, is not as much.
she likes the decor, she liked picking out her costume, and she likes candy, but... she's not a big fan of the trick-or-treating aspect. usually hiding behind your or carmen's leg, eyes wide and blinking in fear, too scared to speak to the stranger at the door with the candy.
and that's how carmen ends up living his worst nightmare, which is going door to door with willow, having to also speak to strangers.
"trick or treat!" teddy chirps, grinning widely, a charming smile that she inherited straight from mikey- a pure berzatto trait.
"oh, look at you. aren't you just precious." the elderly woman coos, grinning back at teddy, dropping pieces of candy in her bag.
"what do you say, hm?" carmen mutters, running a hand over teddy's head.
"thank you." teddy sing-songs, turning and running back to you, babbling about the candy she got.
the woman turns to willow, still half hidden behind carmen's leg. "oh, and who's back here, hm?"
willow only clings to his leg tighter, barely peeking around to look. "aw, is someone a little shy?"
carmen fights back a cringe. "yeah, she, uh, she's still gettin' the hang of it." he tries to coax willow out. "c'mon wills, what do you say? can you say trick-or-treat?"
"twick-or-tweat." willow says quickly, before burying her face in carmen's side.
the woman takes mercy, passing carmen a gentle smile and two pieces of candy for her bag.
willow runs back to you, the candy wrapped tight in her fist, her scared expression now traded in for excitement. "i got two mama!"
"what? no fair." teddy huffs. "i only got one. why did she get two?"
"go up to the next house and get another piece. we'll call it even." carmen nods towards the other house, lips curling in a smile at how teddy grins, darting off down the sidewalk.
willow is too excited to notice, situated on your hip, babbling with excitement about how she got the candy. "i-i said twick-or-tweat and she gave it to me." willow was in awe, looking at the candy in her hand.
your heart swelled at her little lisp, peppering her cold cheeks in kisses. "that's amazing, sweet girl. you did so good." you cooed, voice lilting high and sweet. "do you want to go to another house?"
willow hesitated, looking at the houses then back at you and carmen. "d-do i have to go alone?"
"no, baby." you said before carmen could, shaking your head. "daddy or i will go with you, i promise. we'll help you got all the candy, won't we?" you grinned at carmen, who nodded, his hand settling on the small of your back.
How do you think carmy would react if you jokingly (sort of not really) called him babygirl? On top of that, if you got into the habit of calling him babygirl as another pet name and then one day let it slip in front of someone in the kitchen like Richie or Fak?
in all honesty, i think he’d hate it.
i think he’d take it like you were making fun of him, and it would hurt his feelings and he’d get defensive. even if you were just being silly. especially if richie heard it and teased him, he’d definitely not enjoy it.
he’d insist that’s not what made him mad tho (it is) that he was just stressed (also true but lol).
i saw this tiktok and my brain just went carmy and teddy
i just imagine that teddy got the “yapper” gene from reader and now she sits in the kitchen while carmy cooks and she just talks to him about everything and he is just intensely listening to her https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNsRohQn/
1000% got the yapper gene and carmen couldn’t be happier.
even when she was a teeny tiny little baby, she was always gurgling and squealing (and crying lol) babbling away all the time. she learned to talk reallllyyyyy early. like freakishly early. was very well spoken for a baby, and once she got the hang of it, she never stopped.
carmen loves letting her ‘help’ him cook, because she’ll just sit and talk, just anything and everything that’s on her mind. it’s the cutest thing.
his favorite is when she’s talking to you, because he can really see where she got it from. just talking back and forth, she really is an extension of you with his features and it makes his heart melt.
I feel like mama def watches reality tv with the girls. Like she’s breastfeeding and trying to educate Teddy/willow abt the drama (in kid friendly terms ofc)
i think about jeremy talking about how he and his ex wife used to watch the housewives together during quarantine a lot, and honestly that’s such a carmen trait.
started when you two were dating. he’s such a lover boy, he’d literally watch paint dry if it meant he got to be with you. but then he actually enjoys it. like it’s so dramatic and it’s so brainless, it’s just what he needs to turn his brain off.
something that stays the whole relationship, even when the babies come along. although, you try not to feed the babies when you’re watching it anymore after one rather shocking twist that had you gasping out loud, and it woke teddy up and she cried for hours. after that, you stopped.
but obsessed with the idea that you put teddy or willow to bed and you and carmen are so quiet, sneaking to go watch the newest episode, cuddled in the bed with the subtitles on bc sometimes the yelling gets loud lol. the cutest vibe i’m obsessed.