Beetlehammer’s banland

The Warden of the Banlands!!! Brother to BMT and proud father! 48, he/him

[thebeetlehammer]

Account Rules!!!

1. No NSFW, sorry to sorry to y’all who may like that kind of thing but I don’t wanna do that here

2. Please no being weird with me out of character, I am a minor and I’m not comfortable with that sort of thing

3. I’m allowing magic anons, but please no messing with what’s going on too much or killing my character, there is still a potential chance of me not doing your magic anon, sorry gang

4. This is my interpretation/sona of Banhammer, if you don’t like it or I mischaracterize him then please don’t leave hate, just don’t interact

Info!!!

Beetlehammer is agender and uses he/him pronouns! He’s almondsexual :D

“Talking looks like this!”

[Actions look like this!]

[“Thoughts look like this!”]

More info under the cut!

Tag info!!

Now we’re talking!!! [IC] — in character posts!

That one was for you momma!!! [OOC] — out of character posts!

Watch out for me! — first interaction!

I’ll carry you all, as per usual! — interaction continued

I’ll get you next time! — Interaction ended

Oh, now you’re in for it!!! — new anon

Extra!

Pfp art by me, banner render by Soda_stuff on X

[thebeetlehammer]

" Where is BMT. He hasn't been answering my texts or calls. He's not at his apartment either. "

" Something is wrong. "

[thebeetlehammer]

" Today is his spawnday. I thought he needed space or something– but he's not at his apartment-! Somebody took him, someone MUST have. He wouldn't just disappear without telling me or momma. I'm launching an investigation. I'm finding him. "

[thebeetlehammer]

" Where is BMT. He hasn't been answering my texts or calls. He's not at his apartment either. "

" Something is wrong. "

[thebeetlehammer]

ding ding! I have a gift for you!

He hands them a box with two cupcakes, one decorated as broker and the other as banhammer.

enjoy!! ^_^

— @th1evesrest

" Oh! Well thank you? "

[ He took the cupcakes, his antennae twitching. ]

[thebeetlehammer]

[[Oop! Something fell on top of the warden's head. Its this lil guy. Though he seems confused, looking around.]]

"Mrrrow?"

@angy-of-bt

" Wh— huh??? "

[ He looked up, grabbing Angy from on top of his head. He held him by under his arms, his antennae flicking. ]

" What are you?? "

@angy-of-bt

[greatest-cre4tion]

“ I’m finally here! It took a bit to figure out, however I’m finally here! “

“ You can all hold your applause, I know. “

[thebeetlehammer]

" You've gotta be fucking kidding me "

[tyrant-w4rden]

"Hi Ban!!! You see, I TOLD you a dress would fit you!", the inphernal grinned, giving Ban Hammer a pat on the shoulder, "you have got to trust my sense of style more."

@blackrocksmessenger

“It IS still a bit tight, but yeah!! I look INCREDIBLE!! Maybe I should wear this in a phight and see how the others react, HAHAHAHA!!”

(Sorry for the delayed response. Stayed up till 3 AM finishing up the sketch and only now just got it colored. He’s so pretty. Also still new at drawing both muscles and fat so if it looks off, that’s why. Trust me I’m still following tutorials)

[thefutureisn0w11]

This guy surprises me more every day. It's things like this that make Hammergaft better than any Banhammer.

FAGden

[thebeetlehammer]

" Imagine acting like men can't wear dresses unless they're gay "

[thefutureisn0w11]

well, you don't use dresses and you're still a FAGden. And I didn't say that for the dress!!! He actually admitted that he is gay LIKE YOU!! it's just a friendly reminder!!!! I'm being friendly!!!!

[thebeetlehammer]

“ You started yapping on about your love life and yearning for Vinestaff while I was being cut open and tortured. “

[thefutureisn0w11]

.......

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

[thebeetlehammer]

" Damn, issues at all? It's like saying shit gets you karma or something! What a surprise! "

[tyrant-w4rden]

"Hi Ban!!! You see, I TOLD you a dress would fit you!", the inphernal grinned, giving Ban Hammer a pat on the shoulder, "you have got to trust my sense of style more."

@blackrocksmessenger

“It IS still a bit tight, but yeah!! I look INCREDIBLE!! Maybe I should wear this in a phight and see how the others react, HAHAHAHA!!”

(Sorry for the delayed response. Stayed up till 3 AM finishing up the sketch and only now just got it colored. He’s so pretty. Also still new at drawing both muscles and fat so if it looks off, that’s why. Trust me I’m still following tutorials)

[thefutureisn0w11]

This guy surprises me more every day. It's things like this that make Hammergaft better than any Banhammer.

FAGden

[thebeetlehammer]

" Imagine acting like men can't wear dresses unless they're gay "

[thefutureisn0w11]

well, you don't use dresses and you're still a FAGden. And I didn't say that for the dress!!! He actually admitted that he is gay LIKE YOU!! it's just a friendly reminder!!!! I'm being friendly!!!!

[thebeetlehammer]

“ You started yapping on about your love life and yearning for Vinestaff while I was being cut open and tortured. “

[thebeetlehammer]

" Out on patrol in the Banlands, some idiot forgot to restock on food for Void Star "

" Chicken nuggets it is I guess "

[tyrant-w4rden]

"Hi Ban!!! You see, I TOLD you a dress would fit you!", the inphernal grinned, giving Ban Hammer a pat on the shoulder, "you have got to trust my sense of style more."

@blackrocksmessenger

“It IS still a bit tight, but yeah!! I look INCREDIBLE!! Maybe I should wear this in a phight and see how the others react, HAHAHAHA!!”

(Sorry for the delayed response. Stayed up till 3 AM finishing up the sketch and only now just got it colored. He’s so pretty. Also still new at drawing both muscles and fat so if it looks off, that’s why. Trust me I’m still following tutorials)

[thefutureisn0w11]

This guy surprises me more every day. It's things like this that make Hammergaft better than any Banhammer.

FAGden

[thebeetlehammer]

" Imagine acting like men can't wear dresses unless they're gay "

[unanchorsyou]

Does anyone else hate Subspsace? Just me? Okay.

[thebeetlehammer]

“ I do but you already know that. “

[thebeetlehammer]

“I miss my… person, I don’t even know. Me and Broker haven’t established what we are… I still miss ‘em though…”

[unanchorsyou]

I'm sooooooo bored.

Might go train more tbh. I reallyyyy need to find more hobbies but, hey, at least it's productive!

[thebeetlehammer]

I’m not doing anything after work today! If you wanna come over I’m sure Teddy would like to see her uncle! ::]

[unanchorsyou]

Hell yeah!! I'd love to come see you and her ::D

See you then, Ban!!

[thebeetlehammer]

Yep! See you then!! ::D

[unanchorsyou]

I'm sooooooo bored.

Might go train more tbh. I reallyyyy need to find more hobbies but, hey, at least it's productive!

[thebeetlehammer]

I’m not doing anything after work today! If you wanna come over I’m sure Teddy would like to see her uncle! ::]