[cannibalchicken]

[real-horse-facts]

horses made me transgender

[real-horse-facts]

Story time to explain this

-there’s a horse where I work named Lucy who HATES men

-like “bite your face off” levels of hate

-enter me, who’s been having gender thoughts but not really realizing what that means

-I’d been avoiding Lucy because I quite like having my face not bitten off thank you

-Then one day I forget that she hates men and I go into her stall with her to clean out the poo

-She Doesent Hate me but I don’t think anything about it because I don’t remember that she’s sexist

-Someone walks by and comments on how she never lets any men in there

-“ha ha weird”

-internally I’m screaming “holy shit holy shit holy shit”

-thoughts that I’ve been having suddenly start to make sense

and that’s how I realized I was a girl

[cyborg-furby]

Assigned female at barn

[jesusfuckingchrist]

assigned horse girl

[thatsbelievable]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

you fucking liar

[zackisontumblr]

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[pseudologla]

What’s an iPod?

[zackisontumblr]

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Every timestamp on this post makes me want to put a brick through a window

[zackisontumblr]

it’s been 10 years…

[townofcrosshollow]

Male fashion peaked with hair metal and we've been on the decline ever since

[townofcrosshollow]

Give me mesh shirts and crop tops and big hair and ridiculous makeup and leather pants that leave very little to the imagination

[townofcrosshollow]

Modern men, you have literally no excuse to not dress like this

[dankmemecentral1]

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

[leafcrunch]

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

[cannibalchicken]

[catchymemes]

[mysharona1987]

[huffylemon]

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Okay so I WAS going to make a joke about him somehow being 25 feet tall at the age of 4 months but then I went to the Wikipedia page for the character and got distracted by this:

Was CIA involvement actually vital to the plot of this movie?

[cannibalchicken]

[funnytwittertweets]

[escuerzoresucitado]

they are really fuckin these snails up

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[chilewithcarnage]

[frawgs]

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

[dykecosette]

if you don't know where to go, just wander! go to the store and don't buy anything, go to the library just to sit and do whatever you were going to do at home, go to a park and just walk around/sit outside for a bit (weather permitting, of course)

just put some headphones in and walk around the block a couple times if you really have nothing else to do, just getting a bit of air and change of scenery is so good for you

[anderswasrightt]

me the first few weeks of forcing myself to go on daily walks (it gets better tho)

[ancientbread]

It’s been a long year but I think I’m finally ready for 2021