Imperial Old School Cool

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[thebestimperialeverofalltime]

I’ve got a Discord now. If you want the info send me a DM. Locked out of Skype.

[ibreathethroughwords]

If you want to stay in touch, DM me

I’m not deleting blogs in case I do decide I have time for this site again (and sometimes I come on here to look at shiny things), but I mostly don’t have time for this site. I hang out a lot more on Reddit, Skype, and Facebook. Work is a time-killer right now for me as we’re living off of overtime. I’m currently the lead trainer. I’m one of the few we have who can do everything. We’ve got 7 new people. We’re moving to a new building here in a handful of weeks and getting ready for that is killing all of us right now. I don’t even have time to breathe.

So shoot me a message and I’ll give you my Skype, Reddit, Facebook, or phone number. Skype, text, and GDocs are also my only methods for RPing these days as wtf is time?

[thebestimperialeverofalltime]

Those death trooper names though.

[thebestimperialeverofalltime]

I popped on to say hi. I miss you guys and have no time to exist. Life advice: if you work in healthcare, DON’T ACCEPT PROMOTIONS. 😴

I haven’t slept in weeks and have a migraine all the time, but omg do I love my job now that all the hyper-negative people are gone for good! I’m training and in charge of place more often than I’m frankly sure I should be, but I’m gaining in confidence quickly. Leadership and the other agents are all quite supportive.

Kakei is still grieving her sister. She got sick. Blood tests from vet came back elevated kidney and elevated liver enzymes. Tomorrow she gets an x-ray. I’m nervous for her. Zack is precious and healthy.

Wife is doing okay. Still kicking. Still being awesome.

Miss y’all. Hope you’re all well!

[sixpenceee]

Cafes in China serve coffee with a cloud of cotton candy hanging above the cup so it slowly rains sugar into your drink. The coffee vaper rises to dissolve the cotton candy and the cloud begins to rain with sugar over the drink. (Source)

[thebestimperialeverofalltime]

Y’all, this is fancy, af.

[hydro-homies]

[thebestimperialeverofalltime]

We took a photo of the envelope in case our lawyer needs it, but otherwise it went right into the shredder.

Nothing you have to say to me is worth anything more than trash. You saw to it that door is permanently closed: stop attempting to open it.

[sexhaver]

there are very few things funnier than reddit calling tungl an “echo chamber” when the visibility of comments on their own site is determined solely by how many people agree with them and comments that enough people disagree with are actively hidden

[thebestimperialeverofalltime]

tungl

[lornagonigall]

For sale: Baby shoes, never worn. My wife says I can’t put baby shoes on the cat.

[transhuman-priestess]

[thebestimperialeverofalltime]

I’m not sure a kidney would buy a home, but it might pay the rent for a couple years?

[memesandlaughs]

[thebestimperialeverofalltime]

Well, we definitely aren’t making the cutoff for paying rent on time. Now we have to come up with $599 by my birthday on Saturday. #kidneysforsale #anybodywantaliver

[thebestimperialeverofalltime]

Edit: The kindness of strangers is usually the best. Here is no different: we’re up to $154. We need the $599 (that’s with the late fee) by my fucking birthday, because why should I try to have a good time? Chloe’s updating the fundraiser with the new info.

PS. I know I’m “ranting” about this a lot, but if you’ve ever been homeless, YOU GET IT. If haven’t been there’s no way you understand the fear I have of going through it again. You are incapable of understanding unless it happens to you. Our cats will be homeless too.

I will share an updated cat pic if we can hit $300.

[sixpenceee]

This short time-lapse video shows a real life traffic shockwave, happening for no precise reason. Via Massimo. 

For more posts: sixpenceee.com/tagged/posts

[afaughtk]

That shit’s so fucking annoying

[spamtaro]

It’s cuz when one person brakes, EVERYONE brakes. This is the same thing that happens when people see cops. 🙄

[thebestimperialeverofalltime]

Well, we definitely aren’t making the cutoff for paying rent on time. Now we have to come up with $599 by my birthday on Saturday. #kidneysforsale #anybodywantaliver

[thebestimperialeverofalltime]

Edit: The kindness of strangers is usually the best. Here is no different: we’re up to $154. We need the $599 (that’s with the late fee) by my fucking birthday, because why should I try to have a good time? Chloe’s updating the fundraiser with the new info.

PS. I know I’m “ranting” about this a lot, but if you’ve ever been homeless, YOU GET IT. If haven’t been there’s no way you understand the fear I have of going through it again. You are incapable of understanding unless it happens to you. Our cats will be homeless too.

I will share an updated cat pic if we can hit $300.

[thebestimperialeverofalltime]

Well, we definitely aren’t making the cutoff for paying rent on time. Now we have to come up with $599 by my birthday on Saturday. #kidneysforsale #anybodywantaliver

[gorgonsach]

x

[justgfy]

Unions are trash. Theyll Destroy a whole company for firing a shitty worker.

[gorgonsach]

unions are the reason you aren’t paid 2.50 an hour with steel beams about to bust ya head open shut up lol

[explorerrowan]

Unions are why you have 5 day, 40 hour full-time work weeks. Unions are why they have to pay you in actual dollars instead of “company credits” that you can only spend at the company-owned stores. Unions are why there are fucking fire exits at your place of work. Unions are why it’s not okay for your supermarket ground beef to be any percentage human.

You think your company pays you out of the goodness of their hearts? Or even out of “market pressure?” The “job market” is a myth perpetuated by the capitalists. Corporations would pay you nothing if they could get away with it. And you argue “oh, but if they paid me nothing I’d just go to another one.” Wrong. Because to maximize profits, they all want to pay you nothing. Corporations exist to maximize profits while reducing risk for investors. It’s part of their entire function to find ways to cut costs as much as possible, and that includes finding ways to pay you nothing.

Unions are your defense against that. You think all a union does is strike? If you pay union dues, a lot of that is spent on lobbyists in various governments reminding your lawmakers that you have rights as a living human being that a corporation should not be able to stomp all over. Unions hire lawyers so that if you’re fired for bullshit reasons, the union can stand up for you against your boss. They’re called unions because workers are uniting to pool resources so that they can stand up to these corporate overlords with more money than God. Unions exist because you might not have the words, resources, or time to fight workplace injustices all by yourself. That’s the whole fucking point.

And if a business shuts down because a union is striking, it’s because the business was abusing people and didn’t deserve to be in business anyway. Don’t make excuses for the corporations. They already have trillions of dollars and a couple million lawyers to do that for themselves. They don’t need your help.

[missemorris]

Paper embroidered with ‘Forget Me Not’ in human hair (Weaver’s Cottage)

[television-and-tea]

Well that’s definitely not haunted as shit