Ivy “€10.99 For a Value Meal” Michaels

Adult Trans Woman. PDX. She/her and It/Its. Film Photographer. Flight Simmer (X-Plane 12) Author. If you came here to complain about how mean a scenario I described was I already do not respect you. You must be 18 years of age or older to ride this ride.

[yossyislandd]

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

[transhuman-priestess]

[scribbling in a notebook] The…xenomorph…is an…example of…a parasitoid…organism.

[nyaa]

wearable display that turns your eye into a love-wave projector Yiou.H@yioo_oou

[transhuman-priestess]

Lo-cute-us of Borg.

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[segamascott]

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

[hemipenal-system]

cooking vore but the pred is british so they do some absolute bullshit to you and call it food

[transhuman-priestess]

Just pouring beans on ye

[despazito]

[fishmech]

RFK Jr's next recommendend health food

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Comedies used to be so respected that Stanley Kubrick's best movie is a Peter Sellers vehicle.

[catboybiologist]

Hey

[zoesupreme]

need to see The Furious in the theater next weekend

[zoesupreme]

the kid who played Jet Li's son in New Legend of Shaolin (1994) doing his own Lone Wolf and Cub type movie 30 years later this means something!!!

[transhuman-priestess]

where's vin diesel

[zoesupreme]

so the franchise took a turn

[zoesupreme]

need to see The Furious in the theater next weekend

[zoesupreme]

the kid who played Jet Li's son in New Legend of Shaolin (1994) doing his own Lone Wolf and Cub type movie 30 years later this means something!!!

[transhuman-priestess]

where's vin diesel

[anonymusbosch]

i think i would be a really good passenger in a plane crash. read the safety card. read all of Kyra Dempsey's work. reasonable belief that I can act under pressure based on first responder training and various real life brushes with emergency. i think i would be good at being in a crash yknow

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

very telling that even if you’re not allowed to view content related to self harm/suicide/eating disorders due to not giving up your ID on the uk internet you will still be shown relentless ads for weight loss drugs and fad diets showing unrealistic/AI generated bodies and unhealthy methods and time frames for weight loss that can only be achieved by starvation. oh and also so so many gambling ads. relentless ads for gacha and gambling services. almost like it’s not actually about protecting kids at all or something

[doubleca5t]

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

[doubleca5t]

America hates the broke and woke and so every rich chud from abroad who comes over here goes home singing our praises. Tale as old as time.

[eoh666]

you don't want none of this shit it's called kissing your friends one hit of it and you'll start daydreaming uncontrollably for hours

[baked-fish]

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

[hunbunqueen]

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

[baked-fish]

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?

[beneaththegildedmoon]

Btw the heat *is* why we see water that's not really there, but mirages aren't exactly hallucinations so much as optical illusions:

It's just the changing density of the air refracting light weirdly, so it looks like there's a reflection of the sky on the ground, which our brains often interpret as a pool of water. It can also happen upwards instead of downwards, especially at sea, when the air is much colder near the surface and a warm front appears above it:

Which, btw, is one possible explanation for ghost ship sightings, so that's fun :)

[quasi-normalcy]

It doesn't just happen in the desert, either; I've regularly seen such marriage on the highway in the Canadian prairies.

[demilypyro]

the thing about transitioning is that once you don't have to try at passing anymore you can start really tomboying it up and that's when shit gets really good. I feel like the coolest chick alive

[demilypyro]

I'm a girl but I'm also a natural blockhead and a shitass gamer nerd so acting a bit boyish suits me! it's like prestiging. I'm on new game plus. everything is cooler if you do it as a girl. ancient wisdom

[prokopetz]

JRPG where the teenage firebrand protagonist is taken under wing by a wise older mentor figure in their twenties, as one does, except the third party member to join is in their thirties and regards both the protagonist and the initial mentor as dumb kids; the fourth is in their forties and thinks the same of the first three; and so forth.

[alpharaposa]

[mommahoney]

The Knicks!

[ultrareginarules]

Good for them.

[transhuman-priestess]

i mean, politics aside, what's in it for them? shitty cold mcdonalds? It's just not a good investment.