Ivy “€10.99 For a Value Meal” Michaels

Adult Trans Woman. PDX. She/her and It/Its. Film Photographer. Flight Simmer (X-Plane 12) Author. If you came here to complain about how mean a scenario I described was I already do not respect you. You must be 18 years of age or older to ride this ride.

[zoesupreme]

[squeakitties]

do whatever you want forever

[squeakitties]

good news everyone! i have made an ontologically evil beverage

[squeakitties]

i took one (1) sip and u would not believe how quickly every part of my gastrointestinal system reported that i am consuming pouson

[byjove]

I will never stop sharing this photo. This is his official photo on government sites. This is the photo they took and he said “yeah, I guess that is as normal and serious as I could possibly look, this is tonally appropriate for a portrait of the director of the fbi”

[transhuman-priestess]

Every picture of Kash Patel looks like he just got caught balls deep in the potato salad at a family function

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[transhuman-priestess]

There should be a word for when you're starved for affection but like, in the sense that there's no amount that's ever enough.

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[byjove]

I just saw someone say “You need to read a book intended for adults.” instead of “Read a different book.” to a Harry Potter fan. Big fan of that.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

Help! My Wife Turned Into a Trilobite!!: The Anime, The Yuri, The Manga

[iby-dysphoria-queen]

[girl-detector]

[bugshroom]

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

[untitledrockshow]

dream blunt rotation

[uglymelon]

Safety tips you can share during your next blunt rotation:

Bacteria grow most rapidly in the range of temperatures between 40°F and 140°F, doubling in number in as little as 20 minutes. This range of temperatures is often called the "Danger Zone." Keep hot food hot and cold food cold.

Always wear a life jacket when you’re out on the water.

When driving, use the three-second rule to ensure a safe following distance and avoid a collision. This gives you enough time to react if another driver makes a mistake.

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

saw a post on instagram that was literally someone citing statistics saying public transit is one of the safest travel options out there and the comments were literally just “ummmmm op this is so ableist and misogynistic of you :) don’t you know the average public transit user is a dangerous violent criminal who wants to set you on fire :)))”

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

it must be so terrifying and sad to go through life convinced if you set foot outside your car in public or interact with people outside your nuclear family you’ll instantly be raped and robbed by the Evil Poors no wonder so many of these people are reactionary tar pits

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

important points which I did not address but should be appended ☝️☝️☝️☝️

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

ITT:

- people giving their life story to explain why they have a special secret valid trauma reason to be a reactionary tar pit

- white true crime women assuming I don’t know what it’s like to fear rape

- fascists calling me a euroslave

- cybersmith, for some reason

[transhuman-priestess]

being an adult is a lot like fighting the hydra because at any given time you have 3 tasks, but once you complete one of them, you somehow have 5 tasks. Complete them all at once? 12 tasks. There is no end to the suffering. Scientists say that hell is more tasks.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Remember: transsexual women love Neutral Milk Hotel's cult classic sophomore album In The Aeroplane Over The Sea !!

[transhuman-priestess]

Don't listen to her lies

[queer-as-city-folk]

Listen to In the Aeroplane over the Sea instead

[transhuman-priestess]

DONT DO IT! ITS NOT BAD BUT IT ISNT THAT GREAT EITHER

[transhuman-priestess]

You should hit me really really hard

[catsofyore]

Wee skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1955.

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

So lonely that it physically hurts: “Yeah! We should hang out more often 😊”

[transhuman-priestess]

Every new task added to the to do list is a stab of inadequacy

[notmusa]

SCARED

[s3znl-gr3znl]