The Better Brolly - Frolly

"What do YOU want? Oh. Questions? Sure. As long as you're not Brolly." -Frolly 🔵♣️ THIS IS NOT MY OWN CHARACTER. All rights go to Vanya Tale. This is merely for fun. (Though I will have my own headcanons regarding Frolly, so if you don't like those, DNI.)

[thebetterclubsjack]

Intro for Frolly

Frolly - "text"

Mod - text

"Sup. Frolly here. The better Jack of Clubs. I saw that Brolly had one of these, and thought, 'there's no way he could be better at this than me.' So here I am. Ask me questions, or whatever."

Same mod as @jackofclubs6

DISCLAIMER: This rp blog was made ENTIRELY for FUN AND RP PURPOSES ONLY. The only thing that will be mine is potential headcanons, such as:

Frolly is originally an alternate universe version of Brolly, but instead of that, they're gonna be twins. Very DISTANT twins.

^ I'll add more when I think of more

Have fun asking Frolly questions!!!!!

[thebetterclubsjack]

Do u know that ur unintentionally a rizz god

"A WHAT?!"

Frolly is both confused and slightly irritated at that question. Being called a 'rizz god' seems to irritate him more, though.

[thebetterclubsjack]

Do you by chance have a gun umbrella?

"A... what? What the hell's a gun umbrella? Either way, no."

[thebetterclubsjack]

*BURSTS THROUGH THE CLOSET*

"I'M FREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[thebetterclubsjack]

”… are you behaving yourself?”

"Unfortunately."

[clubsking]

"SPADE! Did your jack give Zontik weed!?"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

OI, I'VE NEVER GAVE YOUR JACK WEED

[thebetterclubsjack]

"YOU GAVE BROLLY WEED, WARU?"

*wheezing from laughter*

[asktheinvincablewaru]

NO I FUCKING DIDN'T

[thebetterclubsjack]

"LIES!!!!!!!!"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

BROTHA, WHY THE HELL WOULD I HAVE WEED?!?! THAT'S DANTE THING

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Okay true."

"...wait, so did DANTE give Brolly weed?-"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

OBVIOUSLY, YOU DOWNGRADED UMBRELLA

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Dow-"

"DOWNGRADED UMBRELLA????"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

YES, YOU'RE A DOWNGRADED UMBRELLA NO ONE WANTS BECAUSE YOU HAVE HOLES ALL OVER YOUR COVER

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Holes all over my- the FUCK does THAT MEAN?!"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

I don't know, man I haven't slept in 8 days

[thebetterclubsjack]

"8 DAYS??"

"Okay for once, I'm concerned."

[clubsking]

"SPADE! Did your jack give Zontik weed!?"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

OI, I'VE NEVER GAVE YOUR JACK WEED

[thebetterclubsjack]

"YOU GAVE BROLLY WEED, WARU?"

*wheezing from laughter*

[asktheinvincablewaru]

NO I FUCKING DIDN'T

[thebetterclubsjack]

"LIES!!!!!!!!"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

BROTHA, WHY THE HELL WOULD I HAVE WEED?!?! THAT'S DANTE THING

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Okay true."

"...wait, so did DANTE give Brolly weed?-"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

OBVIOUSLY, YOU DOWNGRADED UMBRELLA

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Dow-"

"DOWNGRADED UMBRELLA????"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

YES, YOU'RE A DOWNGRADED UMBRELLA NO ONE WANTS BECAUSE YOU HAVE HOLES ALL OVER YOUR COVER

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Holes all over my- the FUCK does THAT MEAN?!"

[thebetterclubsjack]

Out of all the Clones

You are my favourite one

"...thanks? I guess?"

(Mod: THANK YOU!!!!!!!! :3)

[clubsking]

"SPADE! Did your jack give Zontik weed!?"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

OI, I'VE NEVER GAVE YOUR JACK WEED

[thebetterclubsjack]

"YOU GAVE BROLLY WEED, WARU?"

*wheezing from laughter*

[asktheinvincablewaru]

NO I FUCKING DIDN'T

[thebetterclubsjack]

"LIES!!!!!!!!"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

BROTHA, WHY THE HELL WOULD I HAVE WEED?!?! THAT'S DANTE THING

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Okay true."

"...wait, so did DANTE give Brolly weed?-"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

OBVIOUSLY, YOU DOWNGRADED UMBRELLA

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Dow-"

"DOWNGRADED UMBRELLA????"

[clubsking]

"SPADE! Did your jack give Zontik weed!?"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

OI, I'VE NEVER GAVE YOUR JACK WEED

[thebetterclubsjack]

"YOU GAVE BROLLY WEED, WARU?"

*wheezing from laughter*

[asktheinvincablewaru]

NO I FUCKING DIDN'T

[thebetterclubsjack]

"LIES!!!!!!!!"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

BROTHA, WHY THE HELL WOULD I HAVE WEED?!?! THAT'S DANTE THING

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Okay true."

"...wait, so did DANTE give Brolly weed?-"

[clubsking]

"SPADE! Did your jack give Zontik weed!?"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

OI, I'VE NEVER GAVE YOUR JACK WEED

[thebetterclubsjack]

"YOU GAVE BROLLY WEED, WARU?"

*wheezing from laughter*

[asktheinvincablewaru]

NO I FUCKING DIDN'T

[thebetterclubsjack]

"LIES!!!!!!!!"

[clubsking]

"SPADE! Did your jack give Zontik weed!?"

[asktheinvincablewaru]

OI, I'VE NEVER GAVE YOUR JACK WEED

[thebetterclubsjack]

"YOU GAVE BROLLY WEED, WARU?"

*wheezing from laughter*

[asktheno1-summoner]

Hi Fedya..!

-Brolly

Oh Hi Brolly when did you get tumblr?

[thebetterclubsjack]

"FEDYA ONE OF YOUR SPADES TRAPPED ME IN A CLOSET"

[asktheno1-summoner]

WAIT WHA- DW BROLLY I'LL GET YOU OUT.

[thebetterclubsjack]

"...WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M BROLLY? I'M CLEARLY NOT! I'M FROLLY!"

[thebetterclubsjack]

How ridiculous! You’re stuck in a closet

~ @aceof-hearts

"When I get out of here, I will make it my personal mission that you do not see the light of day again. You will be put through a slow, painful session of torture that will change your state of being: physically, mentally, emotionally, psychologically, genetically, and everything in between. Am I understood?"

[aceof-hearts]

A low deck? Trying to threaten ME? HA! Hilarious.

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Do I need to call upon your King or Jack?"

[aceof-hearts]

*Her expression turns sour*

Ugh, not Felix and Romeo..They’re annoying.

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Then I suggest you keep your fucking... mouth... SHUT."

[aceof-hearts]

*She glares at Frolly*

I’m going to beat your ass as soon as you get out.

[thebetterclubsjack]

"I'd like to see you try."

[thebetterclubsjack]

How ridiculous! You’re stuck in a closet

~ @aceof-hearts

"When I get out of here, I will make it my personal mission that you do not see the light of day again. You will be put through a slow, painful session of torture that will change your state of being: physically, mentally, emotionally, psychologically, genetically, and everything in between. Am I understood?"

[aceof-hearts]

A low deck? Trying to threaten ME? HA! Hilarious.

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Do I need to call upon your King or Jack?"

[aceof-hearts]

*Her expression turns sour*

Ugh, not Felix and Romeo..They’re annoying.

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Then I suggest you keep your fucking... mouth... SHUT."

[thebetterclubsjack]

How ridiculous! You’re stuck in a closet

~ @aceof-hearts

"When I get out of here, I will make it my personal mission that you do not see the light of day again. You will be put through a slow, painful session of torture that will change your state of being: physically, mentally, emotionally, psychologically, genetically, and everything in between. Am I understood?"

[aceof-hearts]

A low deck? Trying to threaten ME? HA! Hilarious.

[thebetterclubsjack]

"Do I need to call upon your King or Jack?"

[sasheliv]

Season 2, huh