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Tell me on anon how you think the mun and muse are similar or different!
First Meeting / Icebreakers
âHi, Iâm ______.â
âOh fuck! Are you okay?â
âCrap! Sorry about that! Wasnât looking where I was going. Here, Iâll get you a new jacketâŠâ
âNeed a ride?â
âHow are you?â
âSeems like weâre gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.â
âWhatâs your name?â
âThank you.â
âYou just saved my life!â
âMove the fuck out of my way.â
âWatch where youâre going!â
âAsshole.â
âWould you like anything?â
âYouâre gorgeous.â
âDo I know you?â
âUh, thatâs my spot.â
âOh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.â
âIs that your dog? He is so CUTE!â
âHere, take my seat. You look tired.â
âChecking in?â
âCan I sit here?â
âMay I buy you a drink?â
âI can spot you, if you want.â
âHowâd you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?â
âCan you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!â
âHi, Iâm your new roommate.â
âI think I found your dog. Is he yours?â
âYou look cold, take my jacket.â
âHey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?â
âYouâve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And youâre really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!â
âSo, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.â
âBride or groom?â
âCan you switch seats with me? I canât see!â
âOkay, look, if youâre gonna be airsick, aim the other way.â
â[Sir/Ma'am], if you donât stop being rude to me, Iâm going to give you decaf.â
âDonât drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.â
âHey, is he bothering you?â
âDonât give up your day job.â
ââŠDude, your flyâs down.â
âI think you have the wrong number.â
âIâm [museâs child]âs teacher.â
â[Museâs child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!â
âGet out of here! This is my hiding spot!â
âYOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!â
âSHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.â
âGood Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.â
âWatch where youâre going!â
âIs this seat taken?â
âHere you dropped this.â
âYou remind me of someone.â
âWill you be taking this?â
âMay I take your order?â
âHow are you?â
âYou look familiar, have we met before?â
âBe careful next time.â
âHey, could you help me?â
âHelp me!â
âIâm so sorry!â
âAre you alright?!â
âI know weâve never met, but I think youâre beautiful.â
âI think I may have seen you beforeâŠâ
âHey! Watch it!â
âOh my god are you okay?â
âHave we metâŠ?â
âWere you at that one party?â
âRemember me?â
âI know you donât know me but I love your shirt.â
âQuick, pretend to look like youâre talking to me.â
âHey, is that your dog?â
âService takes forever here.â
âDonât mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?â
âI wouldnât sit there if I were you.â
âThis is gonna be a long plane ride.â
âCan you turn that music down?â
âPeople are trying to sleep!â
âIâm your new neighbour.â
âIs that who I think it is?â
âBe quiet!â
âIs that your son/daughter?â
âIâve read about you."Â
Send đŽ for your muse to fall asleep on my museâs lap!
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
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ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
âYouâre cute and Iâm horny. You thinking what Iâm thinking?â
âI see you like cardio⊠wanna go back to my place and do it together?â
âIâm sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think theyâre missing an angel.â
âHold my hand? Iâm afraid Iâm getting lost in your eyes.â
âIs that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.â
âAre you a pokemon? Because Iâd like to peek-at-chu.â
âIf I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, Iâd have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.â
âMaybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. Itâs back at my house, so weâd have to go there butâŠâ
*Spills a drink on your shirt* âIâm so sorry! But if itâs any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.â
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
âIâm sorry, have we met before?â
âI donât know you, but thanks.â
âYouâre a very nice guy/girl, you know that?â
âWe only just met⊠but Iâd really like to see you again.â
âDo you think you could move your ass out of my friendâs seat?â
âItâs none of your business. We just met.â
âHey Iâm [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if youâd pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?â
âIâm so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.â
âOh shit. I didnât mean to trip you I swear, Iâm sorry.â
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
âDid you get that email I sent you last night?â
âNo, Iâm serious. She/he brought a flask to work.â
âI overheard the boss and I think youâre about to be put up for a promotion!â
âI know what youâve got in that top drawer.â
âI canât believe youâre drunk at work.â
âYou know, most people watch porn at home.â
âYour Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.â
âStop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I canât even open Gmail!â
âIf you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe youâd have a chance at a promotion too.â
âYouâve been working here for 6 years and you donât know where the break room is?â
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
âDidnât you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!â
âWe lost the playoffs.â
âThe girls team beat the boys!â
âI heard he/she got called into the principalâs office.â
âApparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.â
âI heard they were fucking in the bathroom.â
âShe/heâs been paying people to do their homework!â
âShe/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.â
âI canât believe weâre graduating this year.â
âBeing a freshman sucks.â
âI slept with a sophomore last weekend.â
âShe/he told me they were a junior!â
âWhy are those freshmen staring at you?â
âIs there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?â
âHow come everyone suddenly knows who I am?â
âDid you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!â
âI canât believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.â
âI definitely failed that test.â
âI got an A on my essay!â
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
âWow, thereâs a stick wedged so far up your ass I donât think I can even pull it out.â
âIâm sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.â
âUranus called and said Iâm huge and in the way.â
âIâm searching⊠searching⊠oh. Well would you look at that. I couldnât find any fucks to give.â
âWhatâs the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.â
âJust because thatâs mistletoe hanging above us doesnât mean Iâm going to kiss you.â
âTake a picture, itâll last longer.â
âAt this point you might as well ask for my autograph.â
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
âYou know Iâm right! Iâm always right!â
âShut up. Just shut up!â
âI donât need to listen to this.â
âYouâre lying.â
âI canât believe youâd say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.â
âI canât look at you.â
âDonât fucking touch me.â
âIf you say one more word, I swearâŠâ
âPipe down, youâre making a scene.â
âWhatâs wrong with you?â
âNow I know why people think youâre neurotic.â
âYou must be crazy.â
âIâm not backing down.â
âYou canât hide the truth forever, you know.â
âWhatâs your issue?â
âYou make me so angry.â
âThis has nothing to do with you.â
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
âAnd⊠and I love you! Itâs what Iâve been trying to tell you all along.â
âI donât know how to say it. But you know what Iâm trying to say, right?â
âIâve never been good at this. I donât do relationships. But I⊠I want to try with you.â
âYouâre the one that I want.â
âI donât care. I donât give a shit, donât you get it? I donât give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.â
âPlease donât say that. You know youâre the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.â
âI canât stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but youâre still the only thought on my mind.â
âI want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.â
âIâve always been afraid of commitment, okay? Thatâs why I sleep around.â
âIâve never wanted to give love a try until now.â
âPlease, donât leave me.â
âI need you more than you will ever know.â
âI love you more than I could ever express in words.â
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
âI didnât fuck him/her, I swear!â
âI brought vodka and ice cream.â
âYou left your anal beads at my house. Wait⊠no, theyâre just normal mardi gras beads.â
âI canât believe you went without me!â
âI love you, I love you so much and you just donât see it. What am I supposed to do?â
âI know youâre sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!â
âI canât find my apartment and I couldnât stop thinking about you.â
âLet me in! I think Iâm gonna throw up.â
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I canât stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldnât care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I canât stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me⊠and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and⊠well, Iâm in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and Iâm waiting with them at the hospital but I canât do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and Iâm stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I donât know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
Closed
âI appreciate you trying to even the odds,â she said, not putting her crossbow down. âI even appreciate the flattery, the attempt at flirtation. But it wonât work. The entire point of this whole endeavor was to be unfair so I can kill you. Besides, if it becomes fair, then you might kill me. Which is just wrong, to start with, and beyond that, I donât get paid. Which is quite important. I like living. I like getting my money. Like I said. This isnât personal. I mean, between you and me. Whoever hired me to kill you probably has a personal grudge.â
âA personal grudge is the understatement of the year, little one. Itâs probably a huge, personal, ancient grudge. I have a couple of names in mind... The first on the list is Rebecca. No no.. donât tell me... I just want to warn you... If you kill me, the next on the list is you. Youâll never get paid, she likes to play unfair games, even if she looks like a very gentle and charming lady... Sheâs a bitch. Please keep that in mind when youâll go and youâll see I was right...â Cormac slowly raised from his bed, but he kept his hands up. âSo... please.. Go ahead... In the end itâs your job. And youâre right... Youâre young and you want to live and to earn your money..â he crossed his arms behind his back and smiled. âTake your best shot.âÂ
Send âUpsy-Daisyâ for my Museâs reaction to being picked up by yours!
Or send âPut me down!â for the reverse!
âł (Cormac)
âThere were so many of themâŠâ
Minnie was shaking like a leaf,one moment she had been walking the next hunters attacked her,thankfully she managed to escape,but she knew it wasnât going to be left alone. âThank youâ.She said softly as she took the bag of blood and began to drink it. Once she finished,she rummaged through her pocket,holding out the phone to Cormac. âP..please donât get hurtâ.She said as he kissed her forehead,making a soft smile appear on her face.
âItâs not your job to worry about me, my little one..â Cormac placed another kiss on her forehead. The phone in his hand and a great anger... Heated and strong, firing his loins and making him growl like an animal. He never had someone like Minnie, someone to protect, someone with whom he felt that connection. He looked down at the mobile, watching the photos, trying some numbers until he finally found someone who answered. âMy name is Cormac.. I found this phone... Where I can send it back?âÂ
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Hours after Cormac opened the door, searching with his still red eyes the beautiful creature that was the muse to his night work. His shirt was soaked in blood, his hands were covered in wounds. But the vampire was fine. He could still taste the blood of those hunters on his tongue. Pervaded in fear. He walked to Minnie, his eyes looking at her intensely and he cupped her face. âNobody will ever touch you again..âÂ
"Someone will come looking for me!"
âAnd I should care becauseâŠ.?â Cormac crossed his fingers and offered her a beautiful, evil grin. âTell me, Iâm so curious, sweetheart. Who will come looking for you? And why should they come here looking for you?âÂ
She stared at him, unable to stop her eyes from watering, her body shaking against his grip and the cold wall behind her. Biting her lip, she tried to understand and maybe that was part of the problemâŠshe didnât fully understand her own emotions, let alone other peoplesâ. After a moment, she spoke, voice soft and wavering. âI want to understandâŠ..I want to understand why you want to help me. I donâtâŠ.I donât know what you want, what you gain from thisâŠâBecause surely, there was something he was going to get out of helping her, she just couldnât figure out what it was.Â
âI know very well the walls youâre closing yourself into, little girl..â Cormac kept her firmly against the wall, his voice was calm and low now, choosing every term with great care. âI know how it feels there, so cold and lonely but at the same time safe. And then you think well... if itâs safe, Iâll get over the freezing sensation of solitude... Someday I will.. But you wonât.. Youâre already putting the nails to your coffin. And itâs not going to be an easy thing to get out of there, kitten.â He got silent, for a long moment, eyes in eyes, his hands on her body. âI just happened to be here at the right time to tell you this. Youâre alone and in danger. If you decide to go on with this stubborn and stupid behaviour, youâll be a walking dead. The decision though... itâs all yours... That is the door, there is the way. You choose. Choose carefully.âÂ
âYou canât keep me here forever.â
âTest me. Forever itâs a very long time, but I have a very strong patience. And a long long life ahead of me⊠Wanna bet?âÂ
Melissa didnât move, nor talk or ask why he was looking at her like she was about to do something. She wasnât If it was the silent treatments he wanted, heâd get. well regardless anyway. He was waiting and she could hold it.
She only shifted a little for comfort, settling more and stared back, seeing how long heâd take beofre he got impatient, or board.
It was between fun and annoying, entertaining and frustrating. The vampire asked himself where this was going, but as the minutes passed by, he recognized it was just as the quiet before the storm. And he was craving for a good storm. âChanged your mind, havenât you darling? Death is not the best choice after all?â He asked with a little grin, chuckling, impatient to see what destiny had put up for them. âShall I help you with that rope or you can deal with it yourself? Iâm sure youâre crafty enough...âÂ
WTF?!?
I replied to all the threads and put them in queue and now there is only one????Â
Closed
She waited until he shut the light off and put the book down to enter. The door was open, and the light was off. Not that that would matter to the vampire. Kathryn pulled the crossbow off her back and fitted a silver-tipped bolt into the grove. She brought it up and aimed, breathing in. It was the only sound she made, and even that was quiet. But something was wrong. Very very wrong. Shit. Sheâd screwed up. She was now in the center of the room, and there was no way to escape. Sheâd have to fight her way out of this one. âYou can stop playing,â she said, not putting her crossbow down. âThis isnât personal.â
âIt never is.â He murmured, turning the light on. Cormac offered her a charming smile, not moving a single muscle, staying still on his bed. âWelcome in my house by the way. Cormac. But you probably know that... So.. who sent you?â He asked, amused by the situation. Not that it was new for him to be targeted, it happened during the years, but he was still there. âIâll have to thank them personally, youâre the most charming killer I have ever seen... A positive side in the bad situation.. Please.. put that thing down.. It wouldnât be fair at this time, now wouldnât it? Besides... is there anything more gratifying than kill a vampire with a stake? Old ways...â He chuckled, winking at her.Â
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