I'm just the bitch who makes the biscuits

.

[theblondechippewa]

Okay, here me out: what if Kylie Jenner is Terror Jr?

[alreadyundermygenjutsu]

Give me jelly beans you fuck head

[theblondechippewa]

@wrenz

[theblondechippewa]

I'm gonna be 36 and season 2 of csm still won't be out

Tell me when you change your name I didn’t know who tf you were

[theblondechippewa]

I am now also the bitch that makes the biscuits

Where????

[sevendurst-deactivated20241019]

i have to PRETEND i have to DAYDREAM or i will KILL MYSELF

[presidentconfessions]

i imagine richard nixon being submissive to me. Just in the room basically waiting for me for tummy rubs etc. like hes a little puppy. Even jerk off to that thought.

i cant do this anymore bro

[theblondechippewa]

I miss having a tortie, the tortitude was insane

wtf happened to your tortie?

[theblondechippewa]

What am I missing on tiktok?

I've sent you so many funny tiktoks. I still send them cuz I cant fathom you leaving me like you did

[theblondechippewa]

I'm rewatching mpgis and never noticed they gave Mackenzie new arms that could bend why didn't they do that with trisha or deandra (she's new)

Deandra got a cool Robot arm and if Trisha got bendable arms she would only ever catch possums.

[theblondechippewa]

Mpgis ran so class of 09 could run

Wait, which one came out first???

[grimewart]

giovanni

[theblondechippewa]

@teamrockethr

[radiation]

Why the fuck did that stupid ass aqua color win the vote. I remember being so mad about it like it literally looked so close to the other light blue that was already in the game. I was a kid and blue was my favorite color in the world and even I was able to acknowledge that. But no I guess you just line up 3 colors and stupid children just vote for the one they like best in a vacuum instead of giving an ounce of a fuck about the greater implications and impact of their decision.

[theblondechippewa]

@okcity

[theblondechippewa]

Why is jjk so boring when does it get good

You played My Candy Love for years don’t pretend like you suddenly have a refined media palate

[hcneydragon-art]

my car shit the bed lol

so i'm opening up some emergency coms. turns out you can do shit and/or fuck in this state without a vehicle.

more information below the cut

i gotta be a ding dong about something, so i did it on my com sheet. i'll draw light gore. nothing too graphic, but blood is fine in my art.

some fandoms i will not draw for: hp, ha.zbin/hel.luva, ao.t, het.alia, fn.f, pp, transformers (that's nothing personal, i just can't do it)

i have the right to refuse any commission, shit is hard, full time job (that i'm borrowing my mom's car to make to it), parenting is priority, yada yada. but the thing is, i need the cash. message me :3c

[sameasiteverwas0000]

[hcneydragon-art]

commission for the bestie @theblondechippewa

[theblondechippewa]

I’m going to get this clown pregnant

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[smeasel]

i'm leaning way in there

[marinebiologyshitposts]

new bottom surgery just dropped

[theblondechippewa]

Beam: MASTER CHAINSAW PISS IN MY MOUTH